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@kerningisoff.bsky.social
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The kerning, it is off. I am the evil but boring twin of zhinxy.bsky.social. I am also making a New Mutants podcast.

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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shiggity shwow Schfiftyfive My iq is schfiftyfive Domp Domp domp
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We're #1! We're #1! One interaction = One #1 issue from this box! (Wide variety of titles and publishers, from Silver Age 'til Now, but I'd guess more 80s than anything else. It's a fun box. Unlikely to include any Batverse, those are sorted separately.)
Comic box labeled "We're #1! We're #1! Number Ones"
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The infamous 1971 underground parody, Air Pirates Funnies, unjustly sued into oblivion by Disney, in an early warning of the darkness we all live in now...
Air Pirates funnies features mickey smuggling dope in a propeller plane
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
An absolutely adorable, autographed Skottie Young cover for the most recent Ultimate Spider-Man #1.
Ultimate Spider-Man one features spidey and mary jane holding hands on a web in front of a heart-shaped cloud
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Beware the man with the STOLEN SOUL! It's 1975's short-lived Sword-and-Sorcery, Stalker! Written by a teenaged Paul Levitz, with art from Steve Ditko AND Wally Wood.
Stalker #1, the shadow of a large foe falls upon the titular sword wielding hero
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What The... Oh, It's Not Brand ECHH #1 Who SAYS a comic book has to be good?
Not Brand Ecch issue ine features Marvel Heroes terrifed of Forbush Man
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"This story was completed by Planet reporter Lois Lane, who took over coverage when initial reporter Clark Kent fell ill while investigating the fragment."
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don’t think I can take another news cycle of Democrats solemnly tutting about how violence is never the answer while Republicans promise to put their political enemies and whatever immigrants they can find in a wood chipper
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Filbi (they/them) @filbi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the tree of the knowledge of boobs
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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And why wouldn’t he? Will he pay some sort of price if he just tells them blue is red and purple is orange? Does he have any convincing reason NOT to act like that?
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Holy shit! My twin is back!! Reason has prevailed!! zhinxy.bsky.social
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zhinxy and 1 other (@zhinxy.bsky.social)
Janitor, genre writer, other things. Libertarian Socialism will win. She/Her. Got a New Mutants podcast called Certified Refurbished Mutants coming 2026. Please be careful when crossing the street.
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#DOITFORSHIIKO | Lillie Ver.Ka 🏳️‍⚧️ @heat--end.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i love seeing this image. it fills me with such joy. it has such a lovely atmosphere to it
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 22/04/2026
Anyway, just thinking about my law school classmate who made almost exactly the same argument as the Fifth Circuit did today to justify saying there's no separation of church and state in the US and our (extremely right wing) professor gave him an F.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Evergreen
Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It definitely has its moments!!! and many other pages, sadly. I'd be a much bigger fan if Loeb could trim anything down but c'est la vie
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Sam Lowe @greenlantern44.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
many's the long night i've dreamed of cheese. mostly toasted.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if you run candidates who don't suck shit you don't have to spend so much time scolding people who say "hey this candidate sucks shit"
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is a deeply underrated and underseen black comedy, and one of my mom's favorites!
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IFC Center @ifccenter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Birthday to the deeply talented filmmaking triple threat Elaine May! Celebrate by getting your tickets to see A NEW LEAF, opening May 15 with a new 55th anniversary 4K restoration from @vinegarsyndro.me and Cinematographe! ifccenter.com/films/a-new-...
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Excellent Archie art by Veronica Fish! ❤️
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Smitner @smitner.studio · 21/04/2026
Damn soup has no texture
Soup without a texture
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Big-time tempted to bring Jaheira and Minsc and Boo whenever I do the murder tribunal and see what happens #bg3
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Anyone who had an opinion as to whether or not weed is "still cool" should take note of the fact that it's still weed.
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This continues to be the most important and politically relevant piece on Donald Trump at any given moment. thebaffler.com/latest/the-p...
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The President of Blank Sucking Nullity | David Roth
There is no room for other people in the world that Trump has made for himself. He is a blank sucking nullity of vanity and appetite, the horror at the hole of every asshole.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Please leave it.
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Phil Rosenthal @philrosenthal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy 94th birthday to the brilliant Elaine May.
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Nichols _ May classic _Mother and Son_ skit
YouTube video by scargo1013
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Folks you are not going to BELIEVE this you might want to sit down news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...
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Xbox Game Pass Ultimate Price Update - Xbox Wire
Starting today, Game Pass Ultimate drops from $29.99 to $22.99 a month. Find out more inside.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A small child could have explained how to fix this from the getgo--*just don't include Call of Duty with Game Pass, everyone who likes CoD will still pay for it separately*--but this is Business™️so Microsoft was obligated to lose millions of dollars and the 20-year head of their company first
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
To once again paraphrase Stephanie Sterling, all of this could have been avoided if Microsoft just stuck with merely taking everyone's money instead of trying to take ALL of everyone's money.
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Cool S-uicune
a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Mordin from mass effect. The caption says “Mordin: Salarian hormone manipulation completed successfully. I am now biologically female. Fascinating.”
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
tits or ass? bro its the way her xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, how she is the very model of a scientist salarian
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The French hated it so much they called it “un biopic really really bad”
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Sword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
quote with horn art
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Big-time tempted to bring Jaheira and Minsc and Boo whenever I do the murder tribunal and see what happens #bg3
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kerningisoff.bsky.social @kerningisoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
At the very least, if you truly do struggle with characters not "deserving" loosely-defined "redemption arcs", you MIGHT consider that pulpy, popular media genres with larger-than-life characters constantly switching sides for dramatic effect aren't for you.
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 21/04/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIWA SHODA FOUND AND LIKED THIS POST???? THAT'S SO COOL
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The Spectre that crawls through your dreams @tattersking.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Shiva once beat a man so badly he had personal growth against his will
Shiva beating the question easily
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You look like the MCU design of The Hamburgler
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is the Lee Cicuta Library.
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The Spectre that crawls through your dreams @tattersking.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sir! (I like that there is a leopard next to him while he wears...that leopard print thing)
Dionysus in hades 2. Also his bulge
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill. HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.
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Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public
'The peak of fear mongering.'
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beka valentine @bekavalentine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
stumbled across this old game Majestic: Alien Encounter, which has some incredible vibes www.youtube.com/watch?v=enxM...
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Majestic Part 1 : Alien Encounter (Windows game 1995)
YouTube video by The Rarest Gamer
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Richard Bober, “Breaking the Scream Barrier,” cover to the 1976 Dell paperback
Alfred Hitchcock sits in a movie theater packed with oddballs and ghouls, including a skeleton hanging from the ceiling by its neck.
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The butches in this book have beards & wield axes
Jagged
Shard
A dungeon crawler romance
DANI FINn

The cover shows crossed axes in a dungeon
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
traveling whaleburys
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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Out of idle curiosity, are they made with safety glass?
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