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Kepler 05

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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 11h
if you aren’t otherwise familiar, bobby kotick is the guy who drank an employee’s breast milk out of the office fridge.
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IGN @ign.com · 6h
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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Huffslove @huffslove.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sinister Sisters
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 14h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 12h
Meeting People's Needs is the Tough-on-Crime policy that actually works.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 17h
Tucking in the woolly bears
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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T.A. Blackstone (Tony) 🔞 @ta-blackstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am 1,000% serious when I say that ChatGPT needs to be permanently taken offline for everyone's safety.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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Ishmael, The Transition will be Live @comrade-ishmael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This stuff is corny at the best of times, but renaming the DoD to Department of War and immediately and catastrophically losing the first war it gets into makes this look like 1943 German propaganda.
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead?
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Tolska @tolska0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sketches
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, I forgot to mention, there's a fully functional church organ in one of the levels. Do with this information what you will. Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the song.
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if isabelle was a starfox
isabelle from animal crossing with a gun (2020)isabelle animal crossing with a gun (2020)isabelle animal crossing doing a cool salute (2020)isabelle with clipboard (kofi request) (2024)
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Echofey @echofey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big hats, more to come! ~snaketember 28~
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Matt Byles @mattbyles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#starfoxtober #starfox - Apple One of the most infuriating kinds of person is someone that talks a lot of shit but can actually back it up. Worse yet, he always looks good doing it. Love him and/or hate him. That IS Falco.
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Doruk Golcu @dorukgolcu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm too busy this month to do #weretober but I do have an oldie
Two werewolves fighting in snowy woods
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
remember when every company was like "we're gonna make a leaderboard for uses the most AI" until someone looked at their budget
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is funny cuz the religious right hasn't quite figured out how they feel about Rowling
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Dan Miller @dan--miller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not even The Onion could make this up: Before deciding whether to intervene in Venezuela, Trump reportedly spent hours consulting an AI chatbot about how Venezuelans would react to his plan to invade the country and overthrow Maduro.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page
President (also commonly called Asshole,[1] Scum,[1] or Capitalism[1])
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weretober2026 Day 1 - Wolf 🐺
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
submitted by fluxer server member
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 30/09/2026
Sometimes you need to choose word carefully around your reenactor friend.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 30/09/2026
Me getting ready for spooky posting in October.
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Lamblimped Cryo (35 days) @cryolithius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA regardless of your personal feelings, is the core of the fandom and losing it would mean YEARS AND YEARS of art, messages, pages, and memorials for people that have passed, would be gone. We CANNOT allow ourselves to rely simply on sites like bsky, twitter, insta, etc. etc. to be our defaults.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 30/09/2026
We did it: The EU Parliament continues to OPPOSE #ChatControl 2.0! 🥳 Thanks everyone for writing to representatives. 🫶 The next trilogue is scheduled for November, we must make sure that end-to-end encryption and private communication remains to be protected! #privacy
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gay BAT monty 🔜 ASC @gayrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we need a word for people who were born without souls and have never felt a genuine emotion
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Miupix @miupix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She throw him like football! A belated Bday present for @gallies.bsky.social! #MiupixArtwork #karlach #Astarion #hellspawn 💥❤️🦇
A drawing of Karlach & Astarion in a cute chibi style from Baldur's Gate 3. Karlach is throwing Astarion through the air as she is surrounded by flames. He is curled up and screaming as ashes come off his body and fly through the air. He is thrown like football!
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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