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Alice Lastname

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means well, drives a dodge grand caravan

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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 9h
🚨BREAKING: ICE vehicle RAMS through NYC protesters attempting to block it from leaving after ICE agents SHOT a man in NYC—the man’s young son was in the back seat. WE’RE LIVE ON SCENE ⬇️
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19h
(wearing sweatpants on the couch watching old cartoons when i get the call that i've won a prestigious literary award) ahh, yes, I am... in Chile right now... interrogating the... mellifluous nature of... the growing huitlacoche fungus
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Phil Hartman was the Bret Hart of SNL. Canadian mainstay on a major US show, not flashy but technically a master and could work classics with anyone. Highly respected, but a bit overshadowed by flashier castmates. Now seen as among the best ever (I’d put them both as #1)
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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BadgerNoonan @badgernoonan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
William Contreras this series
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Wildcard
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/10/2026
JENNA 👏 MARONEY 👏 BEHAVIOR
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/10/2026
"katy perry is jenna maroney" not the epiphany i expected to have this morning but i'll take it
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visibleInterior emptyExterior unfoldedExterior folded
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gary Trent Jr. missed three straight 3-pointers, the last two off offensive boards.
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Paul Dietrich @pauldietrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re gonna say stuff about how Chourio just became every Milwaukee kid’s favorite player and hell, I’m 38 and I think he just became my favorite baseball player of all time
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think there is a good chance i just watched the packers last win of the season
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th
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Paul Dietrich @pauldietrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two things: 1. I thought it was foul off the bat and I’m not sure it wouldn’t have gone foul if it hadn’t hit 2. Just win babay
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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Anger Management Jack Nicholson
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Brewers really taking their slogan “Win Our Way” to heart huh?
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Kedrick Stumbris @kedrickstumbris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The television announcers continuing to say it should be a home run when that's simply not how the very black and white rules of the park work is really fucking annoying
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 04/10/2026
CAVAN SULLIVAN THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS! #USMNT x VW
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BILLLLLLL
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
brb gonna go bench press my minivan 3 sets of 10 reps
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my favorite part is the patch honoring colin kaepernick
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and it's worked for them for decades!
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Dan Shafer @danshafer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republicans don't actually want Milwaukee to succeed. They want to deprive it of resources, deprive it of funding, and then point their fingers and blame the city for the challenges they've chiefly caused. They don't want a thriving city. They want a political punching bag.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DeShaun Watson had one good game and the whole NFL media apparatus is doing sexual assault apologia
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Bremen Keasey @keasinho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WISCONSIN FUCKIN FOOTBALL BADGERS
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put it on my tombstone #badgers
Stiff arm
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ive seen enough: colton joseph aint it
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot Dog Dad is now the opposite of Milkshake Duck
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know there is a lot going on but can we circle back to when buckethead joined guns and roses? What was that about
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BadgerNoonan @badgernoonan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't imagine giving a shit about this. Would never disqualify someone for it. Wouldn't want to work for someone who did. bsky.app/profile/kair...
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BuckAround Podcast @buckaround.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know you have thoughts: 📱📱(347) 77-BUCKY📱📱
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Morpheus: Bring It
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ive seen enough: colton joseph aint it
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i feel like the badgers shouldnt need to convert multiple fourth downs against eastern michigan
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Tyler Mason @tylerjmason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FireFickell
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
goal differential is important in a relegation scrap
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Alice Lastname @kennethharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
right on time
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Jill "Bury a Friend" Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I like about the EW article is that it doesn't let her rep's lie stand, it lists several items to the contrary. More outlets could take a lesson from that.
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