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Keith Denchfield

@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
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People’s Republic of Hernebaynia Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear Unashamedly woke he/him

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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 3h
A lake, combination fly fishing and open water swimming and a decent path for running around it
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just watched the ITV Reform expose. The Thursday bath night thing- not one of them says “hang on mate you’d shag your own daughter if she was fit?”
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same paper, same journalist, a few weeks apart. I'd say it was cognitive dissonance, but that gives them too much credit. It's simply propaganda in the service of xenophobia and racism
Migrant households receive record 12 bn in universal creditMigrants taking 4 in 5 new jobs
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Rafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was on the telly.
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When did USA start sharing intel with Russia?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tora! Tora…! Tora?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Mission Complete
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 06/10/2026
www.outsideonline.com/culture/opin...
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There’s No Good Reason to Buy a Carbon Bike
The pro racers who do need carbon fiber bikes get them for free. Only the people who don’t need them actually pay for them.
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone seen a “thanks to global warming I haven’t had to put my heating on in a cost of living crisis?” article yet?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👀
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 30/09/2026
I'm sure this is a serious incident and I don't want to make light of it but
 The passenger also say the injured pilot was given life-saving care by a dentist on the flight.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 30/09/2026
5 4 3 2 1 Thunderbirds Are Go! Filmed in VIDECOLOR and SUPERMARIONATION. Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds started 61 years ago today on ITV. @gerryanderson.bsky.social
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#DENWAL
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t there used to be a Chiles column generator?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sunset at Hampton, Herne Bay rn
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Malcolm McDowell on our local news channel just told the story of how the costume for Clockwork Orange was arrived at. 😂❤️ Apparently Kubrick had walked over to Malcolm’s car to meet him and had asked him what he thought “Alex” would wear. Malcolm said “something futuristic?” Kubrick said -
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“We haven’t played the furry fear card for a while”
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A century 🎂
John Coltrane, holding a tenor saxophone
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Alex Kanefsky (he/him) @alexkanefsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Firstly: Calvin Robinson, I fucking knew it. Secondly: you’re welcome folks: that’s a lot of good stuff to be responsible for. Thirdly: Jesus Christ tech companies are so beyond evil they operate in a completely post-moral space
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s transparent yet knows things we’re not aware of…
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know when you’ve been Tangoed
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To lose one is unfortunate To lose two boats is hilarious
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shudda taken that blue pill
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Hugh Grant Daniel Cleaver
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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love this... (artist: Janis Goodman)
Image shows a drawing by artist Janis Goodman and it shows a huge computer that is plugged into 4 electrical sockets and is guzzling water via a hose attached to 2 taps. There is a woman sat nearby. This drawing is titled "The Data Centre Who Came To Tea"
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Carol Hedges @riotgrandma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are actions …. Take them!
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Flint Dibble @flintdibble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey all, this is a very important video and it's not being seen. The border wall is violating sovereignty for the Tohono O'odham nation and destroying sacred cultural heritage Please share widely and support those advocating on the ground
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ran out of poo bags yesterday and no discarded crisp packets with which to improvise. Picked up this morning, only slightly flattened.
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I'M An Angel See My Wings
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you imagine the press reaction if Palestine Action were forcing Ambulance Stations to close? Or the Socialist Workers Party were shutting Fire Stations? No, of course not, cos it wouldn't fucking happen. These people are terrorists and should be treated as such. Ban, arrest, imprison.
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Ian McDougall @ianmcdougall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran in his tour downtime
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Simpsons Loner Milhouse Plays Frisbee
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a desperate bid to prove he’s political Sheeran teams up with controversial polemicist and releases Galloway Girl
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 14/09/2026
My heart goes out to the Prime Minister on the loss of his dad. From our conversations he sounded like a wonderful man. My prayers are with his whole family as they mourn together.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve worked out what he’s packing.
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Coming into work early to meet deadlines Computer needs 25 mins to “update”
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fash will eat itself
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th anniversary to the brilliant universe of Star Trek, and all who made it possible. Live long and prosper. 🖖
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People of Kent:
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The Dude's "You Don't Say..." Frown
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Free Speech Massive
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From this point on, whenever I have a bad day, say something stupid or just generally fuck up, I’m gonna remind myself things could be worse by watching Nadine’s Ch4 News interview.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks for the sound careers advice, reply guy. You’re right, giving up my day job would be risky, particularly in this economic climate.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
9 TO 5 (1980) is now on Netflix, so please tell your mutuals who thought it was being suppressed because it was too feminist or socialist or something. Also: it's Lily Tomlin's 87th birthday. And we need to build the case for Dolly's sainthood. And Jane is anti the Paramount-WB merger. #FilmSky
9 TO 5 lobby card w/ Dolly, Jane, and Lily
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dorothy Janis and Ramon Novarro from a still for The Pagan (1929).
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just seen someone using their Harrods tote bags in Lidl
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, That Escalated
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck yeah
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