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Keith Denchfield

@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
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People’s Republic of Hernebaynia Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear Unashamedly woke he/him

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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 4h
A lake, combination fly fishing and open water swimming and a decent path for running around it
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 5h
Of course, apropos of nothing at all
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 23h
Oh I love Hooper
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just watched the ITV Reform expose. The Thursday bath night thing- not one of them says “hang on mate you’d shag your own daughter if she was fit?”
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wouldn’t get that in Lidl
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same paper, same journalist, a few weeks apart. I'd say it was cognitive dissonance, but that gives them too much credit. It's simply propaganda in the service of xenophobia and racism
Migrant households receive record 12 bn in universal creditMigrants taking 4 in 5 new jobs
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh must be Tuesday
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Rafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was on the telly.
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So long as Hoddle’s not involved
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When did USA start sharing intel with Russia?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tora! Tora…! Tora?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
👏👏👏
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m sorry, a 53 yr old still has sex?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All of which begs the question; what does Impure Cremation offer? Municipal furnace with roadkill?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Mission Complete
ALT: Mission Complete
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 06/10/2026
www.outsideonline.com/culture/opin...
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There’s No Good Reason to Buy a Carbon Bike
The pro racers who do need carbon fiber bikes get them for free. Only the people who don’t need them actually pay for them.
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just got rid of Smersh, I’d give it 5 minutes
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone seen a “thanks to global warming I haven’t had to put my heating on in a cost of living crisis?” article yet?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep, def getting Ray Winstone for the biopic
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👀
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah fat chaps climbing up famous buildings, simpler times
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 30/09/2026
I'm sure this is a serious incident and I don't want to make light of it but
 The passenger also say the injured pilot was given life-saving care by a dentist on the flight.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 30/09/2026
5 4 3 2 1 Thunderbirds Are Go! Filmed in VIDECOLOR and SUPERMARIONATION. Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds started 61 years ago today on ITV. @gerryanderson.bsky.social
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do you think? Petrol/diesel thieves Hare coursers Doggers
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“James, Julian, Jack, Jett, Jeff, Joshua, Josh, Jason, Jayden, Jacob, Jadon, Jaxon, Jake, Jamie, Jesse, Jose, Jesus, Jasper, Jeremiah, Justin, …”
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Mark Wahlberg and Ted Relaxing on the Couch
ALT: Mark Wahlberg and Ted Relaxing on the Couch
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#DENWAL
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rush (wicket) keeper?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well I am sure you’re all staggered by the omission of Mrs Brown’s Boys, just not ready to say it yet
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Answers to K J Scowling
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Their mums knitted them about two years ago Two weeks ago they cut eye holes
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t there used to be a Chiles column generator?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sunset at Hampton, Herne Bay rn
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great camo
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Malcolm McDowell on our local news channel just told the story of how the costume for Clockwork Orange was arrived at. 😂❤️ Apparently Kubrick had walked over to Malcolm’s car to meet him and had asked him what he thought “Alex” would wear. Malcolm said “something futuristic?” Kubrick said -
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have same design but with Louis Theroux, no idea why
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“We haven’t played the furry fear card for a while”
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also is her repeated use of the word conservative saying she’ll return to her former party? Or that reform are the new Tory party?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Four times I’ve gone watched the first season of Heroes with the intention of breaking thru into season 2. Love season 1, never lasted more than 30 mins into season 2 episode 1
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Will Self would be proud
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A century 🎂
John Coltrane, holding a tenor saxophone
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean this is literally what I’ve just read “Terrorism is the use or threat of serious violence and intimidation to advance a political, religious, racial, or ideological cause.”
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When are we gonna stop calling them activists and start calling them terrorists?
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or Kunningly Klever Knowledge
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think therefore Armani (or something)
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Alex Kanefsky (he/him) @alexkanefsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Firstly: Calvin Robinson, I fucking knew it. Secondly: you’re welcome folks: that’s a lot of good stuff to be responsible for. Thirdly: Jesus Christ tech companies are so beyond evil they operate in a completely post-moral space
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Surely his narcissism wouldn’t let him- failure’s not an option
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s transparent yet knows things we’re not aware of…
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Keith Denchfield @keithdenchfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know when you’ve been Tangoed
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