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“Although my problems are meaningless That don’t make them go away” ☮️

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The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ⓘ This account has been retired. Please follow JerryVEVO for future posts
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Diana @dianagreen.itch.io · 11/09/2026
4 panel Anakin meme w/ a salmon: “We’ve named a color after you.”, “Is it shiny, silvery and beautiful? 🥺”
Anakin stares

“why is it pink”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/08/2026
my favorite thing about Dolly... she was a baddie... but also a goodie I love baddies that use it to do good
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Why should we want to think that the Universe was made for us? Why is the idea so appealing? Why do we nurture it? Is our self-esteem so precarious that nothing short of a universe custom-made for us will do?” — Carl Sagan
A portrait of Carl Sagan smiling with his arms crossed, wearing his signature red turtleneck sweater. He is set against a blurred, cosmic background featuring a glowing spiral galaxy.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
July 25, 1965: Bob Dylan is booed by sections of the crowd at the Newport Folk Festival for performing with an electric guitar, beginning of folk-rock.
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t know much about the topic, but I will comment anyway
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fred Willard playing the goofy funeral music in I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
another stupid fucking morning
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
for the bicentennial we had Dylan’s Rolling Thunder Revue and now Trump just puts some bleachers out in the sun and Fox pretends it’s highway 61
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The plural of “vinyl” is “vinyl.” Please stop adding “s” to the end.
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The Three Stooges: Curly Plays the Gramophone
Alt: The Three Stooges: Curly Plays the Gramophone
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy #Juneteenth! On this day we celebrate freedom and our commitment to the fight against racism. Our struggles were born from the same roots. Our struggles are one. Su lucha es mi lucha. Together we are more powerful.
Colorful Juneteenth celebration design with sunburst rays, a red sun, ane a UFW huelga black eagle logo. Text reads 'Happy Juneteenth' in bold letters."
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Obama Presidential Center is finally opening! Tune in today on Obama.org starting at 11am CT as Michelle and I share what this moment means to us and celebrate with friends, family, and members of the community in Chicago.
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Ed "Abolish ICE” Costanza @gojira65.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.” - Proverbs 17:28
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/06/2026
the worse someone is willing to act in public the more our system rewards them
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Instagram post from The Electric Mayhem

ANIMAL LOVE FAIR. LOVE FUNNEL CAKE.

ORANGE MAN BAD.ELECTRIC MAYHEM NO PLAY JUNE SHOW.

ANIMAL STILL EAT FUNNEL CAKE.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Justin Timberlake “its gonna be may” meme where he’s wearing a white collared shirt and his hair is really tight curls, but now it says “maypril foolls”
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Tim Osborne Photography 🍁 @timosborne.ca · 30/04/2026
Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds
A red winged blackbird's breath can be seen as he sings his morning song. The bird is sitting on a cattail and the rising morning sun illuminates his breath.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
no I won't be toning down any rhetoric actually but they can go fuck themselves instead
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lauren Bacall photographed by Eliot Elisofon, 1948.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 22/04/2026
AOC is in full Boricua🇵🇷 mode here: leaned in, hands out like “¿pero tú te estás mal de la cabeza?” 😤 RFK Jr.’s body language is screaming, “I did not prepare for this.” 😫 It’s giving: Congressional hearing meets Abuela energy, with full attitude. 💅🔥 What would you say to him? 🤔
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pope Leo is no angel.
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Nature Nomad @naturecompass.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The sunrise crowned the stag like a king 👑🦌🌅 📍 Cairngorms National Park, United Kingdom 🇬🇧
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 03,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN 

SLUGGO: I'M GONNA BE A
MUSICIAN WHEN I GROW UP

NANCY: OH, NO ---
ANYTHING BUT THAT

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SLUGGO: WHY ? --- WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEIN A MUSICIAN?

NANCY: THEY'RE ALWAYS BROKE

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SLUGGO: HOW CAN YA PROVE DAT ?

P4- NANCY TAKES SLUGGO TO A STORE FRONT OF A PAWNSHOP 

THE WINDOW IS FILLED WITH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Adrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Meme showing Scrooge sticking his head out of a window, and shouting, 'You, boy! What's today's reason for bombing Iran?'
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
We're in the "putting-IPOs-on-hold" part now. @reuters.com www.reuters.com/business/med...
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Universal Music puts US listing on hold, citing market uncertainty
Universal Music Group , the world's biggest music label, on Thursday put plans for a stock ​market listing in the United States on hold, citing market ‌uncertainty.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/03/2026
[Exit Murderer.]
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The Juan Epstein Files
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(Watching the Olympics) I could do that…I could do that
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charley1915.bsky.social @charley1915.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Read and share all over..he nails it
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Chris Woodyard @chriswoodyard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx. ( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)
Black and white image of fanged, pop-eyed, horned, winged, skeletal demon holding a Friday 13 sign. Headed The Only Official and Accurate Picture of the "Friday Thirteenth" Jinx
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026
Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God"
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is one of those periods in history when moral clarity can really only lead you to ridiculously simple answers. Anything else is making excuses
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
February 5, 1916: Enrico Caruso records "O Solo Mio" for the Victor Talking Machine Co. His recording of Canio's aria from the opera "Pagliacci" was the first million-seller and the commercial success of his recordings helped establish the future of the industry.
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Its official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts an eternity of darkness from which we can't escpae.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/01/2026
They kill us for their sport.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"It's clear that there's a rampant dumbing down in progress in which not knowing things is considered a virtue. I don't throw my hands up in despair, but I do try to indicate that it's a very serious problem." — Carl Sagan
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Katey Sagal was born January 19, 1954 in Los Angeles, California.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/01/2026
There is no flavor greater than the flavor of a quirky woman And imma fold like a dinner time napkin every time
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Good reminder from this state highway!
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