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“Although my problems are meaningless That don’t make them go away” ☮️

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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Classic
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Woke Farm
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He may just be the most embarrassing and dangerous one out of the whole Clown show
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He looks like he’s trying hard to form a thought, based on this photo
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this would speak to @amutepiggy.bsky.social
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s always something new to learn
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ⓘ This account has been retired. Please follow JerryVEVO for future posts
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Couldn’t he have just been an interior decorator?
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is nothing real happening on the Hill ever
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fab
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Not into politics”
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is gaslighting, right?
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I must have missed something, maybe for the best
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just another stupid day
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
War is peace, etc
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got me good this morning
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Diana @dianagreen.itch.io · 11/09/2026
4 panel Anakin meme w/ a salmon: “We’ve named a color after you.”, “Is it shiny, silvery and beautiful? 🥺”
Anakin stares

“why is it pink”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Perfecto
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Derp
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My brain stopped developing around the same time, odd
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And they’re off
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What’s ketamine is ketayours
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Those 3 voice, probably the greatest blend recorded
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/08/2026
my favorite thing about Dolly... she was a baddie... but also a goodie I love baddies that use it to do good
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If it were you or I, we’d be fired…what gives
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh her mind is taking care of that for her already
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
UB41
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I rarely lol anymore but that one got me good
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Over a slice of sourdough
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As long as they’re respectful, I can deal with the 10-30 range
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oooh she sounds fun
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sure man, spreadshoots. Whatever you say
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh I know that one well
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tiny little leather jacket
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He’s such a wuss
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Why should we want to think that the Universe was made for us? Why is the idea so appealing? Why do we nurture it? Is our self-esteem so precarious that nothing short of a universe custom-made for us will do?” — Carl Sagan
A portrait of Carl Sagan smiling with his arms crossed, wearing his signature red turtleneck sweater. He is set against a blurred, cosmic background featuring a glowing spiral galaxy.
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I like “doughy” as an adjective
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Miami Dolphins, assuming
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Double Diana
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ohmygod did you see Randall’s hat? He looks so fucking stupid
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your set could maybe consist of you downloading the app and goofing on it
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Only if you really, really love swimming
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Aretha Franklin
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow he’s so edgy
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BW: Bachelor’s World
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Maybe he can get a new brain
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Need Not Apply @keith-mccarthy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Haha I get it
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