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kehbleh🍉

@kehbleh.bsky.social
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i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this. party boi in a crumbling late stage capitalist country 🫡 undiagnosed, but i'm pretty sure. queer, ex-tech. no one is free until everyone is free 🇵🇸 sometimes it's ok to go full cringe 😌 📍 SF

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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 2h
jesus christ that's actual quotes
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 4h
after the psy op geese band there is apparently another psy op band called goose? c'mon man 😩
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 6h
"we don't need to buy aim trainer, we have aim trainer at home." the aim trainer at home:
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
truly one of the great combos 😌
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not my circus, not my mo- wait, what the fuck are my monkeys doing in that circus not owned by me?! oh shit, oh FUCK
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UPS attempt delivery at the same time as yesterday since i'm ensuring to be here at that time challenge impossible UPS live map work ever challenge impossible and this is the best company 😭(fedex eat poop)
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
Now with AI you can automate away your hobbies! Enjoy a thing? Well now you can meticulously tinker with prompts and settings to get a mediocre fascimile of that thing you like! All it takes is more time and more money for a worse and less fun outcome! We based the whole economy on this!
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if i could stop having nightmares about my dead dad that'd be like, sooooo cool
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watched a zohran (love him) clip w/jimmy kimmel, which was charming obvi. thumbs up'd the top comment, which just happened to be commented by a big titted young lady. then i noticed the same comment buried below from a normie. some bot stole the comment and it got pushed to the top. we're cooked -_-
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i remember getting the N64 for christmas and it was, no exaggeration, one of the best days of my life. super mario 64, wave race 64. shit was so magical 😭 my mom had been running around town at like 4am trying to find it. she stood in line at a kmart and managed to snag one. i love you mom 😩
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how life feels as of late (tattered and faded "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT" sign)
picture of a tattered and faded UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT sign, atop a SUNSET TrueValue placard, in the Sunset district in San Francisco
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
getting cancelled for not putting alt text on my dick pic
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seeing your dead dad's handwriting really makes you feel some kinda way
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
any Succession enjoyers need to watch this immediately: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_85...
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Succession season 3 but Logan tries to order Domino's
YouTube video by Ben Cahn
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
had a nice (read: not nice) nightmare about my ex, then woke up to "suspicious activity" discord e-mails that, after 20 minutes of panicked investigation, turned out to be cuz my ISP temporarily fucked geolocation while i was asleep so it looked like my sessions were in mumbai even tho they weren't
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
james talarico just texted me. wtf, how did that little twink get my number 😩 (gl to him hope he wins obvi)
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sony gonna stop making discs so you can never own anything ever but hey they have this cool new tech where you can slide your credit card right on the controller to lease your digital games and media! yeahhh suck my dick from the back forever bud
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am staring into the middle distance harder than anyone ever has
BY THE EARLY 2020S THERE WAS A PLACE LIKE THIS IN EVERY MAJORcity in the United StatesJust people, without jobs or places to liveWelcome to the 21st century, Doctor.
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Samwise Masks @theailingwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have no idea who/where I plucked this from, but on this chilly autumnal Jersey morning:
A parody of an Animorphs book cover featuring Seinfeld’s George Costanza being gradually transfored into a bowl of soup.

The book’s title is “Soup Mode” with the flavore text “Shh. I’m shifting into…”
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
between netanyahu and huang there sure are a lot of fuckos I don't want to see or hear plastered all over today
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 23/09/2026
happy visibility day to my fellow bisexuals
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they used to make *proper* videogames 😭(cc: @docseuss.bsky.social) #bulletstorm #ramanenemytodeathwithahotdogcart
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
manifesting meeting the love of my life at the imax street fighter showing
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl opens a fridge and says “brie, did u buy like 300 buzz balls?”

i look down forlornly and say “oh god, i was just a kid when i bought those”

she says “didnt you go on the drink run 20 minutes ago? plus you dont even like buzz balls”

i reminisce fondly about 20 minutes ago, me crouching in front of a shelf full of buzz balls and saying “gimme blue… all the blue…” i say “i was just doing anything back then man…”
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My birthday is Weds. I'll be celebrating it entirely alone cause I'm disabled. This is also the anniversary of some pretty significant trauma in my life, so I ain't doing too good. If you would be so kind as to share my article, and, if possible, tip to help me with medical debt, I'd be grateful.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up?
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's so annoying and insane that to rip this CD from my youth i had to bang my head against the wall in both windows media player (expected), and vlc (disappoint). found a thing called Exact Audio Copy and managed to get that working. hello 777MB of lossless WAV of hard trance mix from the 2000's 🥹
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
pov alec baldwin notices you being unsafe, holding your cup in the air while you pour your coffee, and recommends that you place it on a stable surface before proceeding (he's autistic)
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if mark hamill does the duck accent i'm cancelling his ahh
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
things i am interested in: - woke brainrot comedy - gender/queer theory - never hearing or seeing a dogshit opinion again - true love
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finally some good fuckin news
cute ahh tiny ahh sea slug. pokemon lookin ahh
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when you google "is frankie muniz maga" at 1am you should prolly just go to bed (the internet hearsay says "yes," but i've not found any actual evidence)
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of the few things in this modern world that consistently brings me joy are entirely justified neurodivergent crashouts. danhenshel and @northerniion.bsky.social are the kings of this category. so glad i stumbled upon their content 😌
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my gender btw
picture of three cream cheeses from Laundromat in San Francisco. poklced onion and capar (user labeled tangy), smoked salmon with dill (user labeled savory), and calabrian chili (user labeled spicy)
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I catch you with the palantir anti-drip I’m gonna kick your ass, no question
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amb @amb.fyi · 17/09/2026
"Imagine my delight when the movie turned out to be multilayered, cleverly written, emotional, surprisingly political, and ultimately commentary on the very same destructive capitalist milieu that nearly stopped the film from it's release in the first place."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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