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kehbleh🍉

@kehbleh.bsky.social
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i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this. party boi in a crumbling late stage capitalist country 🫡 undiagnosed, but i'm pretty sure. queer, ex-tech. no one is free until everyone is free 🇵🇸 sometimes it's ok to go full cringe 😌 📍 SF

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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 2h
Digger was quite good. certainly better than the ~50% it holds on rotten tomatoes rn. it's a pile of absurdity, with rough moments as they hit close to home. it's all very meta, but it's good and correct messaging, and Tom Cruise and John Goodman are phenomenal. as is everyone else really
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 10h
wake up babe my autobiography just dropped 😌🫵
red book with black goat in the foreground called Story of A Goat
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 13h
lean in and end it all
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/10/2026
let's check in on the bear.....yep, still going strong
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 23h
oh shit okay i'm even more pumped now. (although i don't know what Okja is, but is now on the list to check out)
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you've inspired me to see it in imax tomorrow (for the first time!)
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 12/10/2026
im a gay fucking faggot who loves women and thats all you need ta know
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i mean, i can understand trying to get your bag while it's possible. there are so few options in this country to live above poverty that if you hit the lotto of place/time/skills to do so, kinda fair to take the opportunity. it's at least not as bad as working at like, northrop gruman or some shih
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh okay :(
crying cat with thumbs up with black background
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thanks! hope you were playing this while cooking 😌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1B2...
youtube.com
Trill Family - Wipe Me Down (feat. Foxx, Webbie & Boosie Badazz) [Remix] (Official Video)
YouTube video by trillent
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how did you make that SS nonstick?!
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh and how could i forget the amazon ads about how they're so good to their employees and so good for the average joe, and also work for them cuz their health insurance is so cheap. i'd rather die 😌
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
tired: all ads these days are gambling apps and AI bullshit no one wants because our economy is fake bullshit. wired: it's that BUT ALSO you get ads from billionaires attacking the billionaire tax prop. save your money bitch cuz we gon tax yo ayuh #yeson40
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we all know the seasonal reeses are better than the regular reeses on account of the higher pb:choc ratio 😌☝️
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
mint choco chip my beloved 😌
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
also i'm autistic and i don't like loud pervasive noises outside of my control 🤷‍♀️
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and look, i absolutely get the "planes go fast hehe" appeal, i loved Top Gun: Maverick! but iuno, i lack the containerization "skills" to just put "PLANES FAST WOO" on its own pedestal without the like, "we live in a fascist country" + "all money goes to war and not helping people" context
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
chat should i show up to crissy field with a shirt that says BLUE ANGELS ARE IMPERIALIST THEATER , DON'T YOU WANT HEALTHCARE
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yep. switched make the best dommes fr. one time I had someone try to say a switch is a "fake dom" because they're not "fully dominant" and I was like, wow I didn't know people could be that stupid. abysmal take lol. knowing both sides of the coin is so powerful!
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friend was like "if you google geocities it changes the font to comic sans!" and in my head i was like, "damn, the google nerd easter egg guy/gal is just white washing GOOG's crimes against humanity" (didn't say it though, not trying to be a debbie downer) (chat should i say it 😌)
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
universally praised, but my little secret 😌☝️😏 #bookgatekeeper #booksformebutnotforthee ("but I can't GET the book, can't you READ!") (("no, actually I can't")) ("...then..why do you want to know the name of the book?" 🤔")
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
some dumbass named palo alto something commented on here "oh so you hate everything, got it. it's training hours anyway." nope, not conversing with someone that stupid. be gone, bot.
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dang, the "remind" typo is craaazy
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what book? maybe i have it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh good it's that time of year again where the blue angels rattle your windows and scare your pets to wins you we're a war mongering imperialist fuck ass country with no healthcare and a fascist pedophile for a president. what a cool and fun and good country we are 😌 #truepatriot #blueangels #sf
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/10/2026
Principal Skinner: HAVE WE MADE MATERIAL CONDITIONS SO HH ONEROUS, CULTURE SO TOXIC, AND THE ENVIRONMENT SO DEGRADED THAT UNLESS WE REPAIR THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE PEOPLE WON'T HAVE THE FINANCES. EMOTIONAL BANDWIDTH, OR MORAL COMFORT TO PROCREATE?

NO, IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 08/10/2026
I like how AI people think walking down a hall for no reason and shooting a single enemy is a video game, just like they think a 30% implemented knockoff of Photoshop is a threat to Photoshop because AI is magic to them. Surely the difficulty of finishing is linear and exactly the same as starting?
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so long gay bowser 🥺
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BALLS 🗣️
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fuck red delicious. lyin' ahh name 😤 to quote the article: "many of us remember that the U.S. apple market was dominated for decades by one variety: Red Delicious, which is a bold name for a bland apple." i am partial to cosmic crisp and pink lady myself 😌
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh lorddyyyy, troubleshooting someone else's network from OUTSIDE the network w/no privs is the stuff of nightmares. the sysadmin equivalent of "make someone use lagging/intermittent internet to see who they really are." pouring one out for you qween
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
do they really? in this day and age? I would think there'd be less demand for any of those services easily obfuscated away in a cloud world. but I guess there's lots of small/med companies still. + I imagine any sysadmin would still have oncall.if email goes down someone is definitely getting paged
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
needs the souls font, but you've got soft jiggly thigh so i'll allow it 🥺
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
imagine intentionally wanting to administer outlook 😩
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and what of my turn signal usage? 😌
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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QuestLog @questlog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tim robinson in I think you should leave wearing a funny hat that is being discussed in a court case. Subtitles read "what the hell?"
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wao i already really liked Real Genius, now i find out it's even cooler than i originally thought?! happy day 😌
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*me at improv* yes AND..i'm...gay?? 😏
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what the helliante
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that thing that people KILL people with?! 😲
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no i think you're thinking about it just the right amount. to pour your heart and soul into something only for it to be flippantly auctioned/gawked at for views and likes should *definitely* be unsettling. strange times we live in
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
friend is trying to get me to play WoW forever. i've never played WoW, would like to think i'm not sperg enough for WoW (no shade), but i told him: catch me at the right time and anything is possible #AuDHD #WoW #sperg
pixelated/granulated joker from batman animated series with WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY caption at the top and BOTTOM TEXT caption at the bottom
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"muse escapes containment," but it's about me finally starting my great american novel
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kehbleh🍉 @kehbleh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/eva....
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