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Kyle Blaes

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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/01/2026
thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"
2 white boxes with pink swirls on them

the chinese text on the left one says PROGYNOVA Estradiol valerate tablets, while the one on the right says Debian GNU/Linux install media
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sees the Khezu reveal trailer for Monster Hunter Wilds Oh god.. oh no.... jesus christ...
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Worried Kermit The Frog
ALT: Worried Kermit The Frog
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
This Flock camera is running obsolete, end-of-life software. - It's on Android 8.1, released in 2017, support ended in 2021 - It's on Android patch level 2018-06-5 - It's running Linux 3.18, released in 2017 This shit is like 8 or 9 years old, and full of vulnerabilities.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 16/09/2026
It seems like this is a good time to tell you all why LLMs are never, and can never be, conscious.
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Katie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A screenshot of a Tumblr post about scientists wanting to tell people about their science
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am always blown away by the effort cosplayers put into their work.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
smiling upon my freshly tilled graveyard: sorry I wasn't paying attention that are we talking about
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 07/09/2026
"If economists wished to study the horse, they wouldn’t go and look at horses. They'd sit in their studies and say to themselves, 'What would I do if I were a horse?'" -Ely Devons
A fake Harvard Business Review cover, dated September-October 2026. It features a large Roach Motel under the headline 'THE NEW CUSTOMER RETENTION' with the subhead 'Why acquire customers when you can take hostages?'A fake Harvard Business Review cover, dated September-October 2026. It features a large Roach Motel under the headline 'THE NEW CUSTOMER RETENTION' with the subhead 'Why acquire customers when you can take hostages?'
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A voice comes from City Hall saying "we're trying to get kids excited about public transportation, so we came up with a mascot." A man in a suit presents a large eyed bus mascot. He says "members of the transit commission, meet BUSSY." An advisor whispers in his ear. The man puts his faces in his hands and says "oooohh... the costume alone cost $32,000"
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In Chicago for the weekend,anyone have any suggestions for good dinner spots?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 27/08/2026
Perfection.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Finally saw The Odyssey. It’s good! Have you seen it? My main take away: Elliot Page is an absolute badass. Not as an actor, though he is that too. Just as a human being. Consider: Assigned female at birth, he rose to significant fame presenting as an attractive young woman.
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Chewing my arm off, bloody foam speckling my lips, screaming. Just screaming, forever.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*uncomfortably* they're calling her the spiderman shitpost nostradamus,
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it sounds like deranged hyperbole when i say "ai safety" is, primarily, a sex cult based in berkeley california. it is also literally true
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/08/2026
Hello fresh batch of new followers I love you
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This absolutely explains a whole list of problems I've had with assorted medications I've taken.
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fantastic reporting on the perils of the military industrial complex.
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cola dark sea... (As Odysseus and his crew get hallucinations from the cocaine withdrawal...)
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Useful
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Sandstone @quartzen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Missouri friends: tomorrow is Election Day and I'm sure you already know to vote NO on amendments 4 and 5 to preserve our citizen-led ballot measure process and prevent a huge statewide sales tax hike, but please also vote YES on 1 to preserve an existing tax for parks and conservation too!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Bees 🎃🍄🍂 @voiceofkosh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will always repost this! Humanity being awesome. 😍
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[The Boys Are Back in Town blasts at obnoxious volume] www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
warhammer-community.com
Trazyn and Orikan return in The Wicked and the Warped
The next Black Library novel by Robert Rath is coming.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just saw a photo of Sam Reid before he played Lestat, with short hair and normal people clothes. We need to immediately pass a law banning that man from cutting his hair or letting any straight man dress him. This is a matter of national security.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Roses are red Kermit’s a frog
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The internet is agog at Captain America's hog
NetEase went whole hog with Cap's new Marvel Rivals swimsuit skin.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was reading along like "I don't see it?" and then I saw it lol
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RocketMermaid @rocketmermaid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
INTERSCHISMATIC SEMINARY SEMINARY INTERSCHISMATIC
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
planning for having company for this just went from "where could we even see it" to "adding an air purifier to my costco order"
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Nothing like having your flight delayed by three hours right AFTER you get through security.
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I adore Witch Hat Atelier. The anime has adapted the manga so beautifully. It's reignited a love for not only creating art but studying it and its history, so I was so happy when @crunchyroll.com reached out to partner on a commission. Please watch WHA! #crunchyrollpartner #witchhatatelier
A digitally painted illustration of Coco, the protagonist of Witch at Atelier, in floating in a pastel, cloudy sky of warm white tones, pinks, and greens. She's surrounded by magical hand-drawn glyphs. Cross hatching + rendering, heavy emphasis on line art.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
my little droney assimilation is magic
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This was how I learned that Brooklyn has its own flock of feral parrots, which has occupied the spires of the gothic arch since the late 60s.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@ericallenhatch

ANNIHILATION (2018):

Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I have two identical cats

(picture of two identical cats)
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well that just explains everything, doesn't it.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I understand why 40K had to change from 9th edition. but you can't expect me to not miss a 75 point Succubus fucked up on pop rocks and Virginia Slims 120s with a whip that destroys an entire squad of Intercessors at zero personal risk
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wakaflockakage
@bizzo.bsky.social
I know l've been on the internet too long when I saw someone referred to as a
"fussy eater" and I was like "wait which one is the f-.... Feet?"
October 7, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/06/2026
i made a fellatio joke to a flutist who stopped me because she was VERY insistent that it's actually the clarinet and oboe players who are great cock suckers, whereas flutists are great kissers. i don't really know enough about instruments to dispute it and she seemed very confident, so PSA i guess.
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I can't be the only one who lost their shit when I saw this tiny detail in Witch Hat Atelier. Coco had artists calluses!!! These marks are something artists acquire after creating art for a significant amount of time. Typically on the finger you rest your pen/brush/pencil.
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Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Abused by a shitposter? Dril issue.
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