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Nephrite Heart

@nephriteheart.bsky.social
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kiki software on bouba hardware + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + punished miniature painter + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course

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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 1h
in the dark of thursday night I wonder to myself, is Threads truly so bad. (I have never used it)
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women shaped like malamar @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
the most important part of an elf, to me, is that they have to be sad. deep down, in a way that is untouchable by victory or joy. the unfixable sadness is non negotiable, even if theyre just a silly little guy. thats what makes an elf an elf, much more than the pointy creature ears
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 4h
if I'm being real with you, Combo Breaker was a bucket list thing. no one's figured out how to make an offline major that doesn't cost less than $1,000 to attend out of state and I don't have friends in the community who will let me couch surf. CB2026 was lonely to attend by myself.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 5h
standing heavy kick punish counter starter on eggbug into OD psycho crusher bomb pop > OD stomp > overhead > light crusher > Unlimited Psycho Crusher for 7000 damage
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 8h
I feel a little bad about deadnaming goonhammer but Table-Based Mutually Agreed-Upon Competitive Pastimes or whatever is impossible to remember
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9h
I never want to hear about another AEW memorial show. we can't keep doing this shit. these big bastards have to live to be old cranks who retire into bomb-throwing podcasters.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 12h
today's warhammer community article aimed at non-astartes players could have been replaced with this image
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 14h
my plan for the balance of this year is to channel all of my unresolved spite into going to the gym and forcing myself to rediscover interests and social connections, creating what I call "Revenge Life"
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 14h
I pined for my besties after they moved away during the early pandemic, only to learn they immediately reformed their social circle without me. worst part is I genuinely don't think they know how much that hurt. I really don't think it has occurred to them that we're not on speaking terms any more
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 17h
a lot of my friendships have ended because I'm no longer useful to the other person or I just bore them and they forget about me. some days I can handle it better than others. I know there are forces in my environment that exacerbate this, but it still: Sucks
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Guardian System (She/Her) @kodochara.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peppermarcie comic :)
Comic starring peanuts characters Peppermint
Patty and Marcie
P1: patty says "I was thinking, what if Chuck starts dating one of us and then he goes in for a kiss? We're completely inexperienced!"
P2: patty grabs marcie by the shoulders and says
"Marcie! We only have one option, we have to practice with each other! Kiss me!" Marcie says "of course, sir"
P3: they kiss
P4: marcie is wiping off her glasses, saying "By the by, this is the 10th time you've asked to practice kissing, sir. You're allowed to just kiss me y'know."
Patty is blushing with her hands in her face, she is telling marcie to shuddup
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
watching youtubers compare 2 different paints made of titanium white is like the limmy skit where he is baffled that a kilo of steel weighs as much as a kilo of feathers folks it's titanium fucking white
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is the least I've spent money on miniature wargaming + paints in years. some of this is better consumer choices but unfortunately most of it is good old fashioned long term depression and isolation sapping the color out of everything
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Ricket @ricket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch commission for junebug!
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
someone on a dating site shot their shot, but their screen name suggests they are a non-participatory object who will do soccer flops if asked to contribute even slightly to a relationship. many have, bizarrely, decided this is an attractive way to be
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Aevee Bee @mammonmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AW and its most successful hacks like monster hearts all understand abilities are for creating drama and player-initiated problems that players have to solve. Blades is a very extensive hack because it wants SOME of that but also wants a strong plot throughline. Not every hack understands that.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
weirdly getting more out of the steam deck's brolic usb-c charger than the steam deck itself. this thing puts the power of the sun into my phone battery
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thirsty girl
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he can do an executive order calling a fish a bicycle but his domestic agenda ends in a month and change
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am never gonna look back at Cohost and its fuckass business decisions with rose colored glasses, but after watching this platform decrode into vibe coded sludge over the past year, I can see why you would pine for an alternative
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really miss spotify. I can't justify the cost or the ruinous impact of the platform on music as a whole, I hate the AI slop integrations. but if I can keep it a stack with you all, it WAS convenient to have a big library of songs on tap, and nothing I've built locally comes close
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching any given 5 minutes of Attitude Era pro wrestling fills me with revulsion. but the entrance themes from this time period will send me into a Proustian reverie
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone find about $160,000 under a couch cushion please I need strawberry cheesecake in this game. real knowers know
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my cat caught a mouse which means it's time for the 7-month stretch in which I try to both affirm his prey drive and save these dumb little grey orbs from being sent to stovokor
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least two people I know are getting good turns of financial fortune today. the streets are calling it material wealth monday
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
setting a goal for myself to go to Val's on a monday at least once in October. I gotta work on my presentation and wardrobe but maybe a month deadline will get me moving
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tumblr just recommended "the Hetalia Community" to me. barfo
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we don't need to assemble the toe cones, we have Vikala firing the entire Maginot Line straight into Beatrix's nuts
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no fucking SHOT. Fidgeties did it
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I may send a foolish wish into the universe, it is that septa's big hopecore maximalist vision locks in right as a D+11 year scythes the last of the republican majority from the pennsylvania statehouse
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would feel lame telling a coworker I passed the time on the weekend cleaning my apartment, but this represents a major victory for me personally
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
walk with me for but a short distance. if space marines and their guns are going up to strength and toughness 5, then battle sisters and eldar aspect warriors should get bumped to T4
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
overcame the depressive weight of eons to clean my bedroom and vacuum, please clap
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the tone pro videos going around of "I glopped this paint on in a thick coat and it self leveled!" aren't winning my heart because I don't paint like a six year old
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a bunch of you on Mute Reposts because that is the only way I can learn about you and your interests instead of whatever the fuck Aaron Rupar or PinkNews wants me to be afraid of today
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Elias Daler @eliasdaler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeing many cases of this occurring on YouTube lately...
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what is the miniatures painter obsession of painting yellow or white over black? instead of doing that, what if you loved yourself
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can you imagine if dark eldar players had to deal with the level of scolding-about-toys that space marine collectors go though sometimes. 27 year olds lining up to yell at me that my wych squads glorify the rapacious excesses of the imperial core
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyway on that cheery note let's commence the weekend
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some days I wonder if I haunt the narrative of the friends who stopped talking to me or if they lost interest the exact moment I stopped trying to prop up a one-sided relationship
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
his domestic agenda basically ends in 6 weeks and I think that's pretty tight
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FOXTROT CREAMERY KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!!! OUR DEMO IS LIVE!! GO CHECK IT OUT HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fox... please share, spread the word, stream our game, post about it!!! we've worked so hard, and we're so thankful for everyone's love and support!!! HAPPY FOXTROT DAY!!
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
really more than anything I wanna paint again. I need this apartment to be enough of a sanctuary that painting feels good in it again, so I'll actually Do It
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
with respect I do not wish to play OPR because modern warhammer IS OPR
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me on the last panel, eyes rolling to the sky and my tongue out, with a simplified attack profile and all the options removed from previous editions
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have to figure out something in addition to monthly patronage because we're all knife fighting over the same $7 per month
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the "support your locals" leaving the Xrd main's body when they see a game made in the last decade
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really need a browser plugin that diverts me to a random marco frisoni painting video every time I mindlessly type the URL for a games journalism website
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LOWER SOUL @lowersoul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧." Read this and other chuunibyou type sentences in chapter 5 of my story about a transgender princess of darkness who sexually menaces retired hero-milves archiveofourown.org/works/885073...
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