Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All my cats will live at least that long and don't you dare say otherwise. 030
Reposted by Kyle Blaesemma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/01/2026thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media" 182365584
Reposted by Kyle BlaesKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is my new favorite thing. 74165065297
Reposted by Kyle BlaesAngie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sees the Khezu reveal trailer for Monster Hunter Wilds Oh god.. oh no.... jesus christ...static.klipy.comWorried Kermit The FrogALT: Worried Kermit The Frog 0291
Reposted by Kyle BlaesMicah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026This Flock camera is running obsolete, end-of-life software. - It's on Android 8.1, released in 2017, support ended in 2021 - It's on Android patch level 2018-06-5 - It's running Linux 3.18, released in 2017 This shit is like 8 or 9 years old, and full of vulnerabilities. 221446309
Reposted by Kyle BlaesMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm partial to this one 52135417
Reposted by Kyle BlaesNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181141016478
Reposted by Kyle BlaesLane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 16/09/2026It seems like this is a good time to tell you all why LLMs are never, and can never be, conscious. 6474141
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would download so many bodega cats that I would need a scale model of New York City. 040
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Context is for suckers, Bluesky is all about posting through it, despite not understanding what It is. 010
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am always blown away by the effort cosplayers put into their work. 021
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do Pacific eels have a similar life cycle, or are they completely different? 110
Reposted by Kyle BlaesKeezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/09/2026smiling upon my freshly tilled graveyard: sorry I wasn't paying attention that are we talking about 0933
Reposted by Kyle BlaesAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The king's adviser is actually a nice guy: 6957201591
Reposted by Kyle BlaesBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 07/09/2026"If economists wished to study the horse, they wouldn’t go and look at horses. They'd sit in their studies and say to themselves, 'What would I do if I were a horse?'" -Ely Devons 6313100
Reposted by Kyle BlaesBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/ 211546655
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That's okay, he needs a partner that he can make worse. 010
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Look, we'd like a pleb just as much as anyone else, but it's a well known fact that all cats are part of the aristocracy. 030
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In Chicago for the weekend,anyone have any suggestions for good dinner spots? 000
Reposted by Kyle BlaesPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Finally saw The Odyssey. It’s good! Have you seen it? My main take away: Elliot Page is an absolute badass. Not as an actor, though he is that too. Just as a human being. Consider: Assigned female at birth, he rose to significant fame presenting as an attractive young woman. 1342538
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Are you sure you're a priest and not working for the other guy? 010
Reposted by Kyle Blaesr o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Chewing my arm off, bloody foam speckling my lips, screaming. Just screaming, forever. 2843958631
Reposted by Kyle Blaeslottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026*uncomfortably* they're calling her the spiderman shitpost nostradamus, 29910
Reposted by Kyle BlaesSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it sounds like deranged hyperbole when i say "ai safety" is, primarily, a sex cult based in berkeley california. it is also literally true 381520258
Reposted by Kyle BlaesEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period. 106138735606
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My guess would be moving overseas on little notice. Cheaper to sell everything you can't fit in your luggage and buy new when you get there than try to transport it all. 010
Reposted by Kyle BlaesInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle! 5653661058
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026-But just for the False Penguins,not the real ones -... -You know what, just don't worry about it 000
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I did this to my brother once,but he was 31 at the time. 000
Reposted by Kyle BlaesButt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/08/2026Hello fresh batch of new followers I love you 1252
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This absolutely explains a whole list of problems I've had with assorted medications I've taken. 000
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Fantastic reporting on the perils of the military industrial complex. 000
Reposted by Kyle BlaesKen Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The cola dark sea... (As Odysseus and his crew get hallucinations from the cocaine withdrawal...) 082
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Very cool! Does it count as Kroot / Tau on the tabletop? 110
Reposted by Kyle BlaesTinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Useful 2228
Reposted by Kyle BlaesSandstone @quartzen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Missouri friends: tomorrow is Election Day and I'm sure you already know to vote NO on amendments 4 and 5 to preserve our citizen-led ballot measure process and prevent a huge statewide sales tax hike, but please also vote YES on 1 to preserve an existing tax for parks and conservation too! 27135
Reposted by Kyle BlaesAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279502155
Reposted by Kyle BlaesBees 🎃🍄🍂 @voiceofkosh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I will always repost this! Humanity being awesome. 😍 43411
Reposted by Kyle BlaesRobert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026[The Boys Are Back in Town blasts at obnoxious volume] www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...warhammer-community.comTrazyn and Orikan return in The Wicked and the WarpedThe next Black Library novel by Robert Rath is coming. 2821065
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I feel like you are filling in the wrong important details. 030
Kyle Blaes @kblaes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I feel like you're leaving out some major details here. 140
Reposted by Kyle BlaesRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just saw a photo of Sam Reid before he played Lestat, with short hair and normal people clothes. We need to immediately pass a law banning that man from cutting his hair or letting any straight man dress him. This is a matter of national security. 16909100
