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Apparently, in order for our shower to be installed effectively, we need Nine Inch Nails AT FULL VOLUME. But if it means I can wash my hair the right way up, then hey. I'm not going to argue. 🫧

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Kingdom: food Phylum: frozen food Order: ice cream Family: ice cream on a stick Genus: magnum Species: mint magnum

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

This is the longest day everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

The 3 stages of British people and the weather. 1. WHERE IS THE SUN? WHY IS IT RAINING? WILL WE EVER SEE SUNSHINE? BRITISH WEATHER SUCKS! 2. YAY! SUNSHINE! SO HAPPY! 3. IT'S TOO HOT. I THINK THE HEAT WILL KILL ME! I WILL LITERALLY DIE FROM THE HOT. WILL WE EVER SEE RAIN AGAIN?

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

If ever a husband should have been born in the telegraph era, it's this one.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Take glasses off. Put contact lenses in. Put glasses on. WHAT’S GOING ON??! WHY CAN’T I SEEEEEEEEE? Oh. 🤭

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

If you haven’t already signed, please do.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I don't think I have EVER felt more honoured, @garethpjones.bsky.social! I might go and drop a few more socks to celebrate! 🧦🧦🧦

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

If there's a word for the smell after rain, surely there's also one for picking up too much washing and dropping one thing and bending down to pick that thing up and dropping another thing and so on and so on? #petrichor #washingpffft

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we still going to Mars?

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Does holding a book group meeting in a shark tank with a miniature hammerhead hanging off your nose count as an anxiety dream? 🤔 #ALevelseason

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Watching offspring do A-Levels. Trying desperately to project Sophie Raworth’s aura of calm, while hiding the fact that I’m 100% Mrs Bennet from P&P.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Could there BE a better song to blast on the way to a History A Level…? (Tudors, obvs.) #Tudors #tenpoletudor #tuuune youtu.be/oyhyboUc0FM

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Sword of a Thousand men-tempole tudor(letra/lyric)

YouTube video by Letras

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Deciduous is the most boring word that I have ever repeatedly misspelled. (I had to correct this one too.) 🌳🙄

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

This is an appropriate message for someone sitting a Psychology A-level paper this afternoon, right?

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Every conversation on FB Marketplace. Them: Is this still for sale? Me: Yes. Are you interested? Them: Last price? Me: Come up with a number a bit less than the number artificially boosted to take into account imminent price drop. Them: Number so low you couldn't limbo under it. Me: No. Them:

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Bought the audiobook of @johnhiggs.bsky.social’s Exterminate/Regenerate primarily to keep my husband happy on long walks, so delighted to discover that I love it too! #doctorwho #exterminate/regenerate #waitingforthebitwiththejellybabies

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

'Xylem' has far too many consonants for its own good.

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

There it is. The clam before the storm.

A clam on a wooden railing with a stormy grey sea in the background

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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 14/04/2025

The existence of Tim Curry and Tim Rice leads me to hope that somewhere there is a Tim Naan.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Is there anything faster than the fingers attached to someone who just tipped the empty coffee pods into the dishwasher tablet bag by mistake?

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Daughter has just finished Never Let Me Go (on my recommendation) and is now looking at me sternly and telling me that she’s giving it all the stars, but is going to read about dragon university next. 😬🐉

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Goodness. Just the 19 books then. Inc a LOT of joke books. Hilarious. 🙄

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Husband back from a trip to the Smoke … WITH BOOKS. 🥰

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Only Here, Only Now is such a cracking book, @newlands.bsky.social. I don’t want it to end. 🥰

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Best Shakespeare EVER. And yes. Totally having to watch the DVD on the PlayStation like it’s the Olden Days. #muchado #bbcshakespeareretold

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I swear this is what my husband sees when he attempts to find anything at all in my handbag.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I'm officially a money launderer. I've got £40 on a 30° mixed wash right now.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Whyyyyyyyyyy is everyone suddenly leaving a space before an exclamation or question mark?! Has it spread, like a bizarre punctuation-based disease?

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Awwwww. National Rail has wished my daughter a Happy 18th Birthday!

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Today, I have decided against nagging and opted for simple instructional photos instead.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Please feel free to imagine the intensely polite, simmering rage of the preceding email, @soverybritish.bsky.social.

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

TINY bit spooky that my email preview screen now gives me a brief rundown of what’s IN the full email. TINY bit embarrassing that it took me two weeks to realise. #thefuturetoday

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Lost my coffee three hours ago. KNEW I’d find it once I made another one. #spotthecoffee

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Kay Woodward @kaywoodward.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Read all the comments from the good people of Bluesky and switched to #DuckDuckGo. Told husband how thrilling it is. That’ll be why I’ve been using it for 12 years, said Mr Smuggity Smug.

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