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Kayleigh

@kayoticks.bsky.social
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dumb bitch in her late 30s doing her best (I might be a mushroom) NSFW sometimes

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/04/2026
ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be *my* egg :(
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 07/09/2026
me when i see a hot girl
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can draw any mean blonde tsundere you want, I promise. You have to question why specifically it has to be one to promote Rowling's cringe ass works tho.
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Android 18 Strikes Vegeta
ALT: Android 18 Strikes Vegeta
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goblin smashing into your yard via fireball. When you go out to investigate, you find her wearing an ill-fitting bedazzled robe and pointy hat. "Are you okay?" you ask. "Wimzerd," she replies (this is not an answer)
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✨bard_pixel🕯️ @bardpixel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October is here👋🎃
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What did she mean by this???
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Mærgeist @miregeist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doggy wizard
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The inability to live up to your own stringent standards is FUNNY and not an indictment of your soul
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Kayleigh @kayoticks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me: there's no such thing as the perfect cat sparky:
series of images of our cat sparky being curious about and struggling to actually eat some saysage
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Hey, we saw you from across the bar and now you're gonna fuckin' die"
Utena and her Rose Bride Anthy dressed resplendently and showered with an explosion of rosepetals.

But in like a platonic way
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two people, one I'm a blue shirt that says "I stab trans people a little" and one in a red shirt that says "I stab trans people a lot"Person in trans flag colors saying "I don't like either of these guys..."Person coming in with a blue "vote blue no matter how much they stab" shirt saying "Well then I guess you want to be stabbed A LOT then!"
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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gorp @ilike2playndraw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@vineyille

Watching a whale documentary where a whale eats a stingray: hell yeah lunch time

Watching a stingray documentary where a whale eats a stingray: you son of a bitch
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/09/2026
this is what counts as worldbuilding for me
gherkomancy discourse
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LESBIAN WAR CRIMES
LESBIAN WAR CRIMES: Drippy pionty letters with two lipstick marks on each side of "War" - the "A" in WAR has an anus in it.
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GoblinicaArt💛🤍💜🖤🔞 @goblinicaart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More outfits for Goblinica! Another look heavily inspired by clothes I have IRL x #goblinicaNSFWart
A pinup image of Goblinica wearing a wooly off the shoulders dress with a pair of thigh high boots.
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 07/09/2026
texting girl i met in a local t4t discord: yuo have the hips of a godess , who is also my sister,,, texting friend i made 2 years into transition: remember how in weird al's "albuquerque" he complains about a "hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut"? have we just always looked like that?
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fyi
Back of a jacket that reads 

art is not a sport
There are no winners or losers
Lucas museum of narrative art
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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清水清 @kiyoshi249.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
どちら様もお暑うございます 夏コミケ108 縄のれんは 8月16日(日)東7ホール「L」-24b におります。 新刊が出まっす‼が ショパンの事情により再録本です↷が 今度はちゃんとトーンが貼ってあります (威張ることではありませんね(^^;))  当日は既刊の他、エルフィンナイツ様の 既刊「ブラスター読本」vol 1&2、vol 3 「グルメ読本」も委託致します。 近くをお通りの際は覗いてみてくださいませ。
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
photographing t4t wrestling once again went crazy. here’s my favourite sequence of photos
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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, he starred in one of the single most transphobic productions of all time. But he did also declare that space travel was a fundamentally communist enterprise. Now he's dead.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Argonian cop named Turns-Off-Bodycam
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Poggsy @pogsanne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Weapons specialist Replika - a lightweight, high-mobility platform for unusually heavy weaponry. #SIGNALIS #SignalisOC #SignalisFanart
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
after the rain
drawing of a fairy, on her knees on a flower’s petal, looking over her shoulder, surrounded by leaves and glowing vegetation
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
everyone loves my black peaked cap and black coat and black jackboots but the moment i put on a red arm band i start getting a lotta pushback
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the good news is that, for at least the foreseeable future, these humanoid robots can be easily defeated by utilizing any number of foiling tactics demonstrated in your run-of-the-mill looney tunes cartoon.
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The Judge @hundrednamed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
sinkdog
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Confronting Rufus on the roof of the Shinra Building in Final Fantasy VII. Rufus's dialogue is edited to read "Cloud, why don't you dress up like a girl? It's the only way." Cloud is cutting him off mid-sentence to say "Why does everyone keep saying that?!"
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🔞rock on, freakass woman @badapplessss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if it's hot, why not smoke some bbq?
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Malibu Apo-Stacey @valerieelysee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trans Northernlion be like: "'I need an evil lesbian with combat boots and an eyepatch to make me kill for her.' NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU NEED HRT AND AN INTERNALIZED LOCUS OF SELF! DON'T GET DISTRACTED!"
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