Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Alito somehow mansplained abortion and gay marriage in the same breath. 010
Reposted by RyanPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues. 31570522534
Reposted by RyanMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/09/2026Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'? 501202318
Reposted by RyanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952 483192556889
Reposted by Ryanryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12/05/2026turns out that you can drive up the birthrate with a baby bonus, you just need to crank it up to twice the per capita income www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/o... 391469295
Reposted by RyanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/08/2026Wow -- Trump's speech is interrupted by a guy giving him the double bird 3312755499
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Everyone go watch "Hypernormalization" by Adam Curtis for the long long long version 010
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026get ready for the deluge of opinion pieces centered on how democrats must be the "responsible" party and cut, cut, cut. (nevermind that single payer healthcare saves money) 021
Reposted by Ryanthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Serving notice that when you all hatewatch the Beatles biopic that you know is going to be awful, thereby making it successful instead of letting it receive the empty silence it merits, clogging the TL for days with Beatles biopic opinions, I’m gonna be quietly, privately mad at you 831836234
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The iron law of republican philosophy is : never let democrats win. So Bill Cassidy and others would rather destroy themselves, their reputations, and the rest of us than admit that yes, the democrats were right, this boob isn't fit to be AG. Nope! Can't let dems win! 010
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026billionaires arent providing jobs as a charity. theyre exploiting workers to extract value and in exchange they provide a salary. its not even win-win, its heads they win tails you lose! and they still whine and complain about it! 000
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026does anyone remember taxis before uber? sure, uber enshittified itself but its still infinitely better than a taxi from 2006. 010
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026when millenials start retiring will the media stop treating us like silly kids or no? 001
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ross Douthat's biggest contribution to the NYT was how he'd accidentally start a compelling thought - usually related to Cristianity's place in the modern world - but then abruptly end the article because he didn't like where it was going. 000
Reposted by RyanThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 22/07/2026Marcus Aurelius challenged populism and the “obsequious courting of the mob,” so it isn’t hard to imagine what he might think of Trump’s Truth Social feed.lnk.thebulwark.comIvanka Trump Doesn’t Understand Her Favorite PhilosophyAuthor Ryan Holiday slammed Trump’s daughter for reducing Stoicism to a bauble, showing along the way how nonpolitical influencers can find their anti-authoritarian voice. 67116
Reposted by RyanDenali @denali.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover. 713108616
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Also: Senator from South Carolina! So many open positions recently! 000
Reposted by RyanHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Belgian soccer team trolled Donald Trump by mimicking his “jerk-off” dance. 2013424876
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm from the other Portland but am available to be Senator from Maine. Let me know! 100
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trump getting involved will obligate every American to have opinions about the World Cup. Get ready for the dumbest takes you've ever seen. 000
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I was kinda over the whole USA thing but God is turning that around. 000
Reposted by RyanJoe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall, as several hundred people refuse to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe storms...One man blamed the situation on 'liberals in the weather service,' adding, 'I think this is baloney.'" They're such idiots. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...nytimes.comUpdate from Aishvarya Kavi 5292
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Impeach him for the carpeted bathroom. Its a high crime against human life and dignity. 010
Reposted by RyanReally American @reallyamerican.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Wait ... let him cook. 128212
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If Alito really does retire in the next couple months, will NPR recieve some kind of apology? 000
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026These SCOTUS decisions are absurd, but we might look back at this as their "Hitler Takes Stalingrad" moment. They are way way way overexposed and somethings gotta give. 000
Reposted by RyanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/06/2026Ossoff: "The president was so humiliated in Hormuz he threw his toys out the stroller & refused to sign the affordable housing bill. That's after he gave some felon donor a no bid contract for the reflecting pool & it filled up with algae, which for some reason required the deployment of the Guard." 15086022177
Reposted by RyanTimothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026As Trump announced his whimsy war in Iran, I was reading about another imperial campaign, long ago, against an Iranian people. I found a perspective on the wars of today, & a sense of why, beyond his obvious incompetence in military matters, Trump had to lose his. snyder.substack.com/p/of-stoicis...snyder.substack.comOf Stoicism and StuporThe Wars of Marcus Aurelius and Donald Trump 32979317
Reposted by RyanTPM @talkingpointsmemo.com · 26/06/2026‘Centrists,’ This is On Youtalkingpointsmemo.com‘Centrists,’ This is On YouI’ve been observing the unfolding conversation about big DSA wins in New... 74313
Reposted by RyanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026SHOWN: Donald Trump's name being removed from the Kennedy Center. 839290
Reposted by RyanMatt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud! 550107761628
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'd really like Argentina to lose in the World Cup. Can Trump go to one of those games next? 000
Reposted by RyanThe_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889134352
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Maybe wait til Iran announces a peace deal before celebrating next time. Could save some humiliation. 000
Reposted by RyanJill Lawrence @jilldlawrence.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Reality bath from @gelliottmorris.com: Given Biden approval rating & inflation/consumer sentiment, "the surprise of the [2024] election is that Harris did as well as she did...the Dem nominee was on track to lose the popular vote by 4 points. She lost by 1.5." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-dnc-au...gelliottmorris.comThe real reason Democrats lost in 2024The DNC "autopsy" omits the biggest reason Democrats lost in 2024. In doing so, it fails to prepare the party for the future 651223316
Reposted by RyanCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026“Up to 70% of rooms reserved by Fifa in Boston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and Seattle have been cancelled, the AHLA said” www.bbc.com/sport/footba...bbc.com2026 World Cup: Empty rooms & Fifa cancellations - US hotels fear washoutThe 2026 Fifa World Cup was supposed to provide a tourism boom for the United States, but now the fear is that may never materialise. 2773088968
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026We shouldn't be asking dudes in a mid life crisis what their opinion is on everything. Go rent a city for your birthday and leave us alone, Jeffrey. 110
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026EVERYONE should apply to the fascist slush fund. let them drown in paperwork. plus $1.7B is a lot of money, some of it might accidentally end up in the "wrong" hands. 000
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Try to explaining to children that wheels falling off used to mean a theoretical metaphor for failure, not a hilarious example of one.kbb.comTesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off - Kelley Blue BookThe 2024-2026 Tesla Cybertruck is being recalled for faulty wheel studs. 000
Ryan @kauffmanr.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Based on our "dogs and cats living together" timeline, Democrats win Senate but not House due to gerrymander bullshit is an absurd but not impossible thing. 000