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Kate

@katetwo.bsky.social
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Australian in America, ok magic player, much cuter girl 🏳️‍🌈

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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lost in the finals of this challenge! Deck is mostly good but Submerge is terrible 😅 LWW UR Welder LWL Turbo DDay WLW MonoB Saga Storm LWW Mystic Forge LWW Ug Omni Tell LWW Turbo DDay LWW Colourless Tron QF WW Lands SF LWW Sneak and Show F LWL UR Murk cc @fireshoes.bsky.social
1 Bloodstained Mire
3 Boomerang Basics
4 Brainstorm
3 Cori-Steel Cutter
2 Daze
4 Dragon's Rage Channeler
1 Flooded Strand
4 Flow State
4 Force of Will
1 Island
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Mishra's Bauble
1 Misty Rainforest
1 Mountain
1 Polluted Delta
4 Ponder
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Stormchaser's Talent
1 Thundering Falls
1 Unholy Heat
4 Volcanic Island
4 Wasteland

1 Consign to Memory
1 Force of Negation
2 Hydroblast
2 Pyroblast
2 Pyrokinesis
2 Tormod's Crypt
2 Unholy Heat
2 Price of Progress
1 Submerge
50 Treasure Chests, 40 QPs and 350 Play Points
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
6-1 in the swiss, top 8 starting in ~20 mins
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Streaming a legacy challenge with UR Prowess @ twitch.tv/kate_two, no cam or mic since I'm lazy
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Light-Up Keyleth @elizabeth-d.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A meme using an image from the movie Interstellar. The top text reads "When ADHD people get 90% of a project done through sheer hyperfocus and decide to reward themselves with a 'quick little break' before finished the rest of it:

Then the image of an astronaut from Interstellar saying, "This little maneuver is going to cost us 51 years"
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm extremely biased but I do think my r6 on coverage here is a fun one (this should be a timestamped link) youtu.be/Zlj8A7WGjT0?...
youtu.be
The 2026 Invitational - DMV Legacy League
YouTube video by DMV Legacy League
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey look it's me :3 (Lost in the semis but won $800)
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rachel 🍉 @refein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Draw a card
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DMV Legacy League @dmvlegacyleague.com · 23/09/2026
HIDDEN ARENA DISCOVERED It's superlative time! We all know the DMV has the best magic players in the world, but some of you have shone even brighter than you peers. Congrats to the following players on being awarded a bye in The 2026 Invitational!
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
>:c
samus aran from metroid ravenous looms over a bug alien and absorbed their life force through a purple energy arm. the rest of the image mimics the game's title font but has the navy seal copypasta: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For all the messed up shit he made in the Echoverse, we all have to admit that Jace cooked when he decided that in a perfect world Tarmogoyf is a playable card.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Playing a @dmvlegacyleague.com BCQ today with I think the most expensive deck I've ever held 😅 (borrowing a copy so my wife can play the same 75)
1 Bloodstained Mire
3 Boomerang Basics
4 Brainstorm
3 Cori-Steel Cutter
3 Daze
4 Dragon's Rage Channeler
1 Flooded Strand
4 Flow State
4 Force of Will
1 Island
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Mishra's Bauble
1 Misty Rainforest
1 Mountain
1 Polluted Delta
4 Ponder
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Stormchaser's Talent
1 Thundering Falls
4 Volcanic Island
4 Wasteland

1 Consign to Memory
1 Force of Negation
1 Grafdigger's Cage
2 Hydroblast
2 Pyroblast
2 Pyrokinesis
1 Silent Gravestone
1 Tormod's Crypt
2 Unholy Heat
2 Price of Progress
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Cody Colston @theothercody.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today is day 30 of myself and many other judges not being paid by @excaliburevents.bsky.social for working their Columbus event. I am calling on them to pay their workers. Businesses should not benefit from free labor.
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Idk if TSS Housesarebig is here on bluesky but yall gotta see the aura farming happening on Riftbound Barcelona rn
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Kay Fear Atkinson - Perfect Killer Bodies out Nov. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io · 21/08/2026
big fan of women who wear giant ragged cloaks on long nomadic journeys, bonus points if they tear off the cloak when shit gets real to reveal that they are armed to the absolute gills
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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Katie (the other one) @kayfabegamergirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thinking, as I often do, about this tumblr post
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shop at places with signboards like this instead
Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says: 

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Made top 8 of the @magiconline.bsky.social Legacy Showcase qualifier, unfortunately the third UB tempo deck is the one that gets ya. No regrets on my list at least. UB Tempo W Oops W UB Tempo W Vroomsday L Vroomsday W Quarters UB Tempo L
4 Wasteland
2 Boomerang Basics
1 Into the Flood Maw
4 Volcanic Island
3 Cori-Steel Cutter
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Ponder
1 Polluted Delta
1 Mountain
4 Flow State
1 Misty Rainforest
4 Mishra's Bauble
4 Lightning Bolt
1 Island
4 Force of Will
1 Flooded Strand
4 Dragon's Rage Channeler
3 Daze
4 Stormchaser's Talent
1 Thundering Falls
4 Brainstorm
1 Bloodstained Mire

1 Consign to Memory
2 Pyroblast
1 Meltdown
2 Hydroblast
1 Grafdigger's Cage
2 Force of Negation
2 Pyrokinesis
2 Unholy Heat
1 Silent Gravestone
1 Tormod's Crypt

Kate_ finishing the swiss in 3rd but losing her quarterfinals
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me doing a fit check before I head out to tournaments
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Elle @holdtheelle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Problematic REL gap relationship
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Tiffany - …but make it cat 🐱 @butmakeitcat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm so excited to share that HTN Memorial Team Trios 2026 is officially open for registration! 📅 Dec. 5, 2026 📍 Alexandria, VA 🎮 MTG Team Trios (Standard / Modern / Legacy) 🏆 GUARANTEED $3k Cash Prize Pool 🔗 htnmemorial.org Reposts are greatly appreciated.❤️
HTN Memorial Team Trios logo (drawing by InklinCustoms)
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
How a girl looks after 3-0ing her legacy locals
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A man finds a box and says "a large, conspicuous box! Surely Solid Snake will be under it!" His friend says "you have to stop picking up street boxes, Henry. I keep telling you, Solid Snake isn't real." Henry walks off with his friend and says "yeah, you're right." Inside the box, Solid Snake thinks to himself "That was too close..."
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
21 Jul 2026
Heathcliff walks around on stilts wearing ludicrously tall pants with stars on them, holding a balloon that says "Bro" and wearing a monocle. Two birds watch him walk down the sidewalk, and one says "When did he start wearing a monocle?"
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Working in 2026 be like
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Neill changed the Union flag on his uniform to an Aboriginal flag... In the movie's future of 2047, Australia would have progressed past being represented by a divisive symbol of oppression... his hope that the country ends up on the right side of history." Source: screenrant.com/event-horizo...
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Playing the @dmvlegacyleague.com classic with good ol UR cards, currently 2-1 hopefully I win out 🤞
Kate in a dress and heels1 Bloodstained Mire
2 Boomerang Basics
1 Into the Floodmaw
4 Brainstorm
2 Cori-Steel Cutter
3 Daze
4 Dragon's Rage Channeler
1 Force of Negation
1 Flooded Strand
4 Flow State
4 Force of Will
1 Island
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Mishra's Bauble
1 Misty Rainforest
1 Mountain
1 Polluted Delta
4 Ponder
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Stormchaser's Talent
1 Thundering Falls
4 Volcanic Island
4 Wasteland

1 Abrade
1 Consign to Memory
1 Force of Negation
1 Grafdigger's Cage
2 Hydroblast
1 Meltdown
2 Price of Progress
2 Pyroblast
1 Pyrokinesis
1 Tormod's Crypt
1 Unholy Heat
1 Cori-Steel Cutter
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 19/04/2026
"girlsplaining" meme except she's infodumping about Char Aznable
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Rachel 🍉 @refein.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why did he call himself clavicular and not mog fanatic
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My second match of the DMV super league is up 💪
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Maxwell Lord: So, what’s the deal with you and Ted?
Booster Gold: I’m queerbaiting! It’s a marketing technique I read about on, get this, the internet.
Maxwell Lord: But you’re actually having sex with him.
Booster Gold: Well duh, I’m not going to bake a cake and then not eat it.
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Slim Thick Wario @devoteddruid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
another day volunteering at the dimir midrange factory. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the 48% winrate. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Watch me play legacy if you want :3
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Kate @katetwo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Another BCQ, another top 8 for me! Played the same 75 as my showcase list and it was still very good, an unfortunate mull to 5 in the semis against Tron got me but I'll get em next time!
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Brady Munroe @einstein9998.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I 3-0ed Vintage Cube to lock up at least $8000 and a worlds invite!!!!
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.
A four frame comic about how I did not know Porygon was an artifical Pokémon. In the first frame I am talking to my friend and saying "Porygon is my favorite pokémon!". My friend replies "Ah yeh, he's very cute.". In the second frame my frame bumps me in the shoulder playfully and says "A shame he's AI right?". I appear confused and say "what". In the third frame I ask "Porygon is AI?". She replies: "What did you think he was?". I say: "A rock?" and she says "What kinda rock is that?". We both appear confused. In the fourth frame a drawing of a happy porygon is shown. I say: "A gay rock?"
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