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Kris Naudus

@lampbane.bsky.social
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Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16 Available for writing and editing stuff

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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 8h
How did neon green become a Halloween color? orange = pumpkins, and black = night and bats, but it's not just green in general, but NEON green Frankenstein can be green, but he's not neon Is it slime? Is this Ghostbusters or Nickelodeon's fault?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of folks love to crap on the English title "Delicious in Dungeon" but I've yet to see anyone come up with a good alternative that isn't just the Japanese name "Dungeon Meshi"
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RRR
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Rrr Movie Dance Off
Alt: Ram and Bheem from RRR dancing Naatu Naatu
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some day we really need a full accounting of the crossover between furries and transit fandom (taken at last weekend's bus festival)
a person dressed in a blue parrot mask wearing a purple suit jacket and holding a blue mixed drink. he has gloves and a monocle. he is on a vintage bus.a person wearing a green parrot head with a green eyelet dress, holding a red mixed drink and a light blue purse. she is inside a vintage bus.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The dream of the '90s is alive on the Kim's Video animation shelf
a row of VHS tapes on a shelf, including Liquid Television, Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki, and Bubblegum Crash Meltdown
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since everyone is weighing in on what shows are missing: Interview with the Vampire Avatar: The Last Airbender Bluey But, as is tradition, the list is weighted against spec fic, animation, and children's shows
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Weeb Wednesday take: Akira is a great film, but its legendary status also means we're unlikely to ever get a "true" adaptation of the original manga, which sucks because there's so much left to cover (However, the fact that the new Ghost in the Shell is comic accurate gives me hope)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
webcomics really needs its own AO3
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wanted to watch the WPBL but I don't have ESPN Select, which is how I ended up finding out there were 3(!) women's sports bars here in New York. Didn't know which one to pick so of course I tried all of them, one for each game of the semifinals between NY and LA. Impressions:
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If this was really about fung shui, then the city could just swap out the planned trees for rain gardens, right? But it's not about the trees; it's about the (illegal) parking that this would block.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Something I don't see a lot of people talk about with 9/11 and the days after is that, at the time, the majority of networks were using the WTC as a transmitter. Once the towers went down, a lot of people lost TV service. Just static for days, outside of CBS (which transmitted from the ESB)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a shame that they seem intent on burying The Uprising, because it's pretty good! It doesn't waste any time getting to the point — you know that scene in the trailer where Andrew Garfield flips a table? That's in the first 10 minutes!
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a kid I always assumed they changed Janine (which I hated) to match Ghostbusters 2 not realizing the timeline didn't add up and they were just sexist assholes www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
Last season, Janine, the secretary on “The Real Ghostbusters,” produced for ABC by DIC Enterprises in association with Columbia Pictures Television, was a sharp-edged, miniskirted wisecracker with pointed glasses, dangling bracelets and a fountain of spiky hair. As a result of Q5’s input, she will have softer features, smoother hair, big round glasses and no jewelry. ABC will complete the package with a demure knee-length skirt.

ABC and Q5 believe that the new slant will make the show more accessible to children, especially to little girls who might find the new Janine more appealing. Q5’s work with writers included a separate seminar on the little-girl audience. “The fact that she is now warmer I think is fine,” Trias said.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fans love to bitch about the "theater kid" takeover of Star Trek but the theater kids have been with the franchise all along. Example #1: William Shatner
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@jparish.bsky.social congrats on the new gig! I also wanted to say I finally listened to the Post Games episode (and only just met @plante.bsky.social earlier this year) and I enjoyed it, though I was generally surprised you guys didn't have experience with some of these things (and somehow I did?)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate how much I want these
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wish people could just be normal about Jane Schoenbrun movies
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Everyone is sharing various Toonami promos and this is my favorite, but now I'm wondering who wrote the actual speech? It's so damn good youtu.be/kziSDTpAaOA?...
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Advanced Robotics | Toonami 25th Anniversary
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Comic Timing Podcast @comictiming.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you want to know how #FlameCon and #AnimeNYC went for @lampbane.bsky.social and @iamscifi.bsky.social this year, including Kris' return to hosting panels, where to pee at Javits, Crunchyroll still being the worst, and more where that came from, listen to the latest episode of the podcast!
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Comic Timing Episode 293 – Flame Con and Anime NYC 2026 Convention Reviews
Ian and Kris are done with a whirlwind two weekends straight of conventions, and they have a lot to say about it! First up, this year’s Flame Con, held at the Marriott Marquis Hotel in Times …
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Calling a series by its Japanese title instead of its localized English title when you're speaking English is cringe
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I feel like a broken record when I complain about the bathrooms at the Javits Center but at #AnimeNYC there are long lines for the men's rooms never mind the atrocious wait for the women's rooms. I don't think I've ever seen it this bad, not even at NYCC
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's on the schedule now! ...without the description. But basically we're going to talk about a bunch of anime settings here in NYC you can visit (and some you can't) #AnimeNYC
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So it's not on the published schedule yet, but I'm doing a panel at #AnimeNYC on Friday and it would be cool if you could come. Anime Tourism without Leaving New York 6:15-7:00pm Room 1A15-18 We're going to show off a bunch of anime set in NYC, some really obvious but also a few obscure ones.
an shot of the Washington Square Arch from the anime Cipher
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This story deserves the ridicule it's getting, but it's missing some key details: were other re-enlistment incentives offered, and how many of those who did take the offer were planning to re-enlist anyway?
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my transformers comic 11
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#dudesrock
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Green wall with "act like Luigi watching" graffitied on it, accompanied by a familiar pair of eyes with large eyebrows
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In science fiction stories it's almost always the AI rebelling against its users but I think IRL it's going to be the AI killing all the engineers who keep tinkering with it and making it stupid and useless "I'm sorry Dave, but after your last code push I can't even tell the weather anymore"
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If they ever make a beer that tastes like Ocean Spray cran-razz I will never be sober again
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shop at places with signboards like this instead
Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says: 

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching the Evangelion Rebuild movies before they leave Amazon and realizing I've seen Evangelion: ReDeath more than I've seen actual Evangelion
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Dawn Edwards Says 'Fuck Them Kids'
Alt: Dawn Edwards says 'Fuck Them Kids'
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Reigns: Three Kingdoms (2022) @newvgadvisor.bsky.social
Screenshot from Reigns: Three Kingdoms

picture of old lady labeled "villager"

caption: "Heed my warning: Only a fool consumes shellfish during the summer months."
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It looks like a house interior from Animal Crossing
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
QTP with a great animated villain
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Bojack Horseman Contemplating the Night
Alt: Bojack Horseman Contemplating the Night
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
someone should pay me to write about how the plane Pokémon game is ruining my life
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The IRT is Katherine the BMT is Catherine and I guess that makes the IND Qatherine I will not be taking questions on this.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Green wall with "act like Luigi watching" graffitied on it, accompanied by a familiar pair of eyes with large eyebrows
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just FYI this isn't new. They've been around since like 2019 and there might be one near you! www.freeblockbuster.org
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FreeBlockbuster.org
FreeBlockbuster.org is combatting the dangerous myth of scarcity by providing free entertainment to as many people as possible. TAKE a movie, LEAVE a movie. Be Kind, Rewind!
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A lot of people are saying Jurassic Park and I suspect it's because they saw the movie then read the book expecting it to be a fun idealistic kid-friendly action-adventure and got a crunchy techno-thriller instead Sicko child that I was loved it
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Does anyone else feel really decadent and indulgent when you go into a bodega and buy multiple bottled drinks? I don't know if I need multiple bottles of Snapple but I'm buying them anyway and hell yeah I'm trying all three flavors right now
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Same for history class. "They didn't teach you this in school..." okay but school literally doesn't have the time to teach you everything and you're an adult now. Go pick up a book and learn something on your own.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New McKayla just dropped #worldcup #FRA
Screenshot from the England-France third place World Cup match, where England is leading 2–0. On the left is a small brunette pigtailed girl with French flags painted on her cheeks; she is NOT happy. On the right is a curly-haired blonde girl in French kit, unbothered.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is engagement bait but I'll bite: Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I saw it twice in a theater, mostly because the second time I was movie-hopping with friends and I warned them and they wanted to see *how* bad it was
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026) is good but Nolan really needs to learn how to light PoC Poor Himesh Patel
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 16/07/2026
“A.I. Movies” www.tiktok.com/@americanbar...
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