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Calvin Kasulke

@kasulke.co
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surprisingly tall transsexual, author of Several People Are Typing, work in various comics, websites, etc.

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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 4h
reporting for duty
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey this sounds good
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/09/2026
missed this until just now, huge congrats to @lukekennard.bsky.social for making the Booker shortlist!
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 18/09/2026
great first line for a novel in this article if anyone wants it
"Though the marriage didn’t last, Bonilla’s relationship with Costco did."
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 10/09/2026
love to see a springy man
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 10/09/2026
I'm sorry, a *what*
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 04/09/2026
begging critics to learn the difference between satire and pastiche, this is my most pedantic bête noire
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/09/2026
also, like who did with what???
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/09/2026
from Publishers Lunch:
Screenshot from the Publishers Lunch newsletter that reads: "Nine-time Grammy Award-winning musician and film director Anderson .Paak‘s PEEPS ON SUNSET, a collection of freaky-*ss erotic stories centered on a mysterious adult store on Sunset Boulevard, pitched as living somewhere between Goosebumps and Fifty Shades of Grey—a kinky fever-dream tour of modern desire that celebrates all the ways we come into ourselves, and each other."
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/09/2026
Anderson .Paak is releasing a "collection of freaky-*ss erotic stories" and if we can't get another Silk Sonic album this will have to do
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 01/09/2026
I love editing. nothing generates ideas for the next book more reliably than attempting to revise the current one
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 01/09/2026
me at 23: no amount of hedonic stimulus can satiate my desire for sensation and experience me at 34: hot damn, what's the spice blend they used on these peach slices?
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 01/09/2026
dr. goodlove's smooth jazz overnight oats
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 01/09/2026
just thought the phrase "really beautiful overnight oats." being in your mid-30s kicks ass
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 31/08/2026
hook hand woman doctor
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 28/08/2026
for every notch on the less-than-business-casual scale you go, you balance it with an extra layer of technical expertise and/or actually delivering. and you keep a pair of normal dress shoes in reserve for when you have a Big Presentation, fancy work dinner, etc.
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 28/08/2026
I wore ACGs almost exclusively while I was consulting, you can absolutely pull this off. you think only venture capitalists are wooed by the smart-person-dressing-down schtick?
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 25/08/2026
Sontag vindicated
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/08/2026
my *next*? did my first one get lost in the mail?
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 20/08/2026
if you don't like lighthearted support of subsidized grocery stores, my friend, I am probably not someone you want to continue interacting with
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
supplies can be depleted; you can be replete with almost anything. seldom is something in a balanced state of plete
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
but there's no foolproof way to find people whose work you admire who also Get You, so it's not especially helpful advice. try being transgender? that worked for me
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
to echo @garthgreenwell.bsky.social's sentiments here: while I've found some writing workshops incredibly helpful, nothing has come close to finding other writers who understand my ~project~ with whom I can talk about my work (& vice-versa)
garthgreenwell.substack.com
Why I Don’t Believe in Workshop Anymore
And some thoughts toward a better model for aesthetic education
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
people tell you shit if they like you! it rocks!
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
"ohmygod, this leather is so supple! Do you oil it?"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
you're bringing cookies to the dive? elite
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 13/08/2026
I think you gotta assess your relationship with a given mountain as you would with a stranger's large, terrifying dog. maybe it takes a shine to you. maybe it decides you've seen your last sunrise. critical to read the room
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 13/08/2026
not entirely sure why everyone is talking about mountains the same week I finished Into Thin Air, a book that encourages you to treat mountains with the same wariness you would a toddler holding a handgun
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 11/08/2026
I am closing in on your location
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 06/08/2026
jesus CHRIST
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/08/2026
THIS is the car of the future
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/08/2026
it's got the heart of an El Camino wrapped in the aesthetic of a PT Cruiser, and all the rugged practicality demanded by a lesbian couple in the Upper Peninsula. what more could you ask for
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/08/2026
a Hilux is fine for arid environments, but when you're fighting a winter campaign in the north you're gonna want something with a low center of gravity and tire chains
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/08/2026
now if I *had* to own a car, would I want to get a used Subaru Baja? we'll never find out, because I live in a city with functioning public transit
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/08/2026
I reject the appellation "subaru socialist". rude of you to suggest I own a car
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/08/2026
a putback dunk after my whiffed layup. tremendous
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/08/2026
La Chanson de Roland Barthes
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 27/07/2026
am I wrong in thinking that the compound bows were as unique to the Huns as their skills using them on horseback were? small, cheap drones are available to everyone, but you can argue that countering a years-long invasion is as close as you're gonna get to "trained to do this from birth"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/07/2026
I am walking to your home. we are either taking you to urgent care or jail
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/07/2026
I am coming to arrest you
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 20/07/2026
saw a juvenile red-tail this morning, then saw its parent alight on a nearby tree branch
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 20/07/2026
🫡
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 17/07/2026
embarrassed to have participated in a PEN America event mere weeks before they pulled this shit
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 16/07/2026
that kicks ass
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 16/07/2026
they keep presenting this as a problem and not "fewer rats, less trash on the street, AND fewer cars" like my friend this is all upside
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 16/07/2026
no reason to ever try and type my last name into anything, that way lies madness (or an egg factory in Brazil. no relation)
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 15/07/2026
gotta say, thunderstorm + wildfire smoke + 99 degrees is a new one for me
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 15/07/2026
sometimes a scam is also a threat
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 15/07/2026
good LORD
subject line: "your participation has already been arranged"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 13/07/2026
I understand everyone feels this way sometimes. however, in order to achieve my goal of defeating the human condition,,
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