kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 14/06/2026pretty wild that there’s two d-day movies in theaters right now where a weatherperson helps change the fate of the world 000
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 21/04/2026few things in this life bring me as much joy as singing the doo doo-doos from walk on the wild side to my dogs 010
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 13/03/2026flat earthers but for wine going in red and coming out yellow 022
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 03/07/2025feels like a lifetime ago i wrote this but also like yesterday RIP TRVE 💀 060
Reposted by kyleLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Don’t call the new concentration camp in Florida by the evil nickname they gave it and don’t call the spending bill by the stupid fucking winking term. Don’t do their branding for them Jesus fucking Christ. 18884166
Reposted by kyleWalter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 29/06/2025F1 is such a precise, finely-tuned blockbuster machine - one without a franchise/IP, too - that it's kind of a shame that it's not being celebrated more. This is the kind of film we used to get excited about when we were kids and lament that no one is making nowadays. So here it is. 712712
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 25/06/2025did this thing would be different yesterday will be different tomorrow 010
Reposted by kyleJanessa Goldbeck @janessagoldbeck.bsky.social · 16/06/2025🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands. Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵 22878264752
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 11/06/2025i've watched this approx. 1000 times today and can't not chuckle 020
Reposted by kylebutterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 11/06/2025Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918. 9757121765
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 11/06/2025a violinist played God Only Knows as my wife and i walked the aisle hand in hand i have no memory of that moment other than bliss because everything was such a blur but i have a distinct memory of hearing the violinist warming up and i’ll be damned if it isn’t the most perfect song ever RIP brian 040
Reposted by kyleaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 09/06/2025great news, folks: we got a new How I'd Fix Atlanta essay coming on Thursday it's written by @ruwaromman.bsky.social and i'm so excited to share it with you do me a favor and tell everyone you know to subscribe right now hurry go go go: how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io 0447
Reposted by kyleWowzerz 🦔 @wowzerz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished 7842743626
Reposted by kyleAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism” 6865391015548
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 08/06/2025here’s the thing - fuck every cop ice / police / sheriffs / national guard / the whole lot every single one can eat a dick 040
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 06/05/2025@austinlouisray.bsky.social and @olporch.bsky.social and i have reached the 27th iteration of our group chat name please clap 030
Reposted by kyleGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude. 342023286
Reposted by kyleRo Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 04/05/2025To all the trans men who need to hear it, it is totally okay to be a man. Testosterone does not make you evil. Transitioning doesn't make you a traitor to feminism. It's not internalized misogyny. Most men are good people, even if the bad ones get the most attention. You are good. 262520868
Reposted by kyleaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 02/05/2025ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE WAS JUST NOW WHEN PEARL JAM WAS BLASTING THROUGH A COVER OF “ROCKIN IN THE FREE WORLD” AND THE JUMBOTRON CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON A GUY UP FRONT WHOSE SHIRT READ “JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE” 303428398
Reposted by kylestabke @stabke.bsky.social · 19/04/2025A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year. 192174381
Reposted by kyleJacob Silverman @jacobsilverman.com · 19/04/2025For the FT, I wrote an essay about why the daily experience of the Internet keeps getting worse, tipping us into madness and conflict. I gather ideas about slop, enshittification, and dead internet theory under what I call "the hostile Internet." www.ft.com/content/5d06...ft.comWelcome to slop world: how the hostile internet is driving us crazyThe last bits of fellowship and ingenuity on the web are being swept away by a tide of so-called artificial intelligence 20548134
Reposted by kyleJacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field 29900172
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 17/04/2025gonna start saying “thank you for your attention to this matter” every time i flush the toilet 000
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 17/04/2025an absolute nonsense string of words that somehow is 100% true just had wow bao at the dulles pizza hut bar 120
Reposted by kyleJim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 15/04/2025total clarity here from @edwardluce.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/4c4b... 18696483743
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 13/04/2025this post brought to you by six two hearteds and the masters 000
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 13/04/2025new biz pitch: twelve hearted commentating* *me and my wife each have three bells two hearteds and provide live coverage of all big sporting events 210
Reposted by kyleCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It's gonna be so funny when Jason Isaacs puts on the Blue Devil mascot costume and starts gunning down all the guests at the White Lotus 1346935
Reposted by kyleaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 04/04/2025when a child-bearing lady follows me on this website 151
Reposted by kylelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/04/2025watching ken chang toss out banger shitposts on linkedin evokes the exact same feeling as watching mike trout put up 10 WAR seasons on the Angels 624605749
Reposted by kyleaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 04/04/2025can y’all believe that @edsbs.bsky.social wrote an essay so powerful it rendered the Braves unable to win a single game ever again wow 320522
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 01/04/2025hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 010
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 31/03/2025it’s the end of march so here’s where i’m at album-wise for the year 020
kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 31/03/2025define your music taste in six (6) artists: 1. dr. john 2. high rise 3. talking heads 4. mariah carey 5. nas 6. jason molina 020
Reposted by kyleBrian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog 144169102593
