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@kastranec.bsky.social
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trying hard to take it easy

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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
those are my four seasons yes
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
is this not a boat showroom?
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
where is marshawn lynch when we need him?
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pulisic doesn’t have the stones for the big stage
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
dima maghreb 🇲🇦
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
if cassavetes was still alive he’d murder AI
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
pretty wild that there’s two d-day movies in theaters right now where a weatherperson helps change the fate of the world
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
few things in this life bring me as much joy as singing the doo doo-doos from walk on the wild side to my dogs
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
is this anything? 📽️
A spoof poster for the film PROJECT HAIL MARY based on the famous LOST HIGHWAY poster featuring a negative review from Siskel & Ebert. Siskel and Ebert's names have been replaced with the character's Grace & Rocky, and Bill Pullman and Patricia's Arquette's photos have been replaced by Ryan Gosling and the "Rocky" puppet, respectively.
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
my kingdom for a hair tie
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
flat earthers but for wine going in red and coming out yellow
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
darwin called that demise of the thiccest
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i only buy the sumo orange with the most deranged chode
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
how do butts decide poop or fart?
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
feels like a lifetime ago i wrote this but also like yesterday RIP TRVE 💀
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
ok now do dolores
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
it’s fucking awful
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Don’t call the new concentration camp in Florida by the evil nickname they gave it and don’t call the spending bill by the stupid fucking winking term. Don’t do their branding for them Jesus fucking Christ.
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
F1 is such a precise, finely-tuned blockbuster machine - one without a franchise/IP, too - that it's kind of a shame that it's not being celebrated more. This is the kind of film we used to get excited about when we were kids and lament that no one is making nowadays. So here it is.
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
this morning when i logged into slack i yelled DOORS
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
did this thing would be different yesterday will be different tomorrow
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
haven’t thought about the moldy peaches for minute - damn
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s here whenever you’re ready for it boxd.it/a4vvml
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A ★★★★ review of 28 Years Later (2025)
Equal parts terrifying, thought-provoking, heartwarming, and absurd. That might sound like an impossible gumbo but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t taste fantastic. And it just works on so many levels: an...
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
i can’t wait for you to see it
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Janessa Goldbeck @janessagoldbeck.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands. Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
i've watched this approx. 1000 times today and can't not chuckle
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 11/06/2025
Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
a violinist played God Only Knows as my wife and i walked the aisle hand in hand i have no memory of that moment other than bliss because everything was such a blur but i have a distinct memory of hearing the violinist warming up and i’ll be damned if it isn’t the most perfect song ever RIP brian
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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
great news, folks: we got a new How I'd Fix Atlanta essay coming on Thursday it's written by @ruwaromman.bsky.social and i'm so excited to share it with you do me a favor and tell everyone you know to subscribe right now hurry go go go: how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
apropos of nothing
a screenshot of news headline that reads: cnn host anthony bourdain says he would poison trump if he had to cook for him
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
RIP tony - seven years
anthony bourdain drinking a can of coors banquet
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Wowzerz 🦔 @wowzerz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
here’s the thing - fuck every cop ice / police / sheriffs / national guard / the whole lot every single one can eat a dick
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
nice
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
the red sea demands bodies
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
@austinlouisray.bsky.social and @olporch.bsky.social and i have reached the 27th iteration of our group chat name please clap
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.
A high score list on an airplane seat’s version of Tetris. I have the top score in Marathon mode by more than 3,000 points.
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
To all the trans men who need to hear it, it is totally okay to be a man. Testosterone does not make you evil. Transitioning doesn't make you a traitor to feminism. It's not internalized misogyny. Most men are good people, even if the bad ones get the most attention. You are good.
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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE WAS JUST NOW WHEN PEARL JAM WAS BLASTING THROUGH A COVER OF “ROCKIN IN THE FREE WORLD” AND THE JUMBOTRON CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON A GUY UP FRONT WHOSE SHIRT READ “JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE”
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year.
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Jacob Silverman @jacobsilverman.com · 19/04/2025
For the FT, I wrote an essay about why the daily experience of the Internet keeps getting worse, tipping us into madness and conflict. I gather ideas about slop, enshittification, and dead internet theory under what I call "the hostile Internet." www.ft.com/content/5d06...
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Welcome to slop world: how the hostile internet is driving us crazy
The last bits of fellowship and ingenuity on the web are being swept away by a tide of so-called artificial intelligence
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
cinema!
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
gonna start saying “thank you for your attention to this matter” every time i flush the toilet
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
an absolute nonsense string of words that somehow is 100% true just had wow bao at the dulles pizza hut bar
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
music!
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
freudian slip
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kyle @kastranec.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
as a child i had a fever dream where a squirrel outside my window got suddenly swole and said “i am skeletor overlord of evil” and when i told my folks they just looked at each other and closed the door
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