Reposted by Math SpenceCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 17hthis is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 2115336817
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just thought to myself “I’m really getting sparkling red wines.” That was quickly followed by “Jesus I am so 48.” 120
Reposted by Math SpenceMark Yarm @markyarm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026David Lee Roth is horny (complimentary) while Sammy Hagar is horny (derogatory). 4707
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Great time to be alive for us lovers of the word defenestrated. 020
Reposted by Math SpenceSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/07/2026CHRIS: Then he gets stabbed after killing the guy's whole family. Fuckin' wicked witch has to save him. TONY: ...and? SIL: Tone, this Aemond One-Eye...he's maybe stugotz. TONY: This Aemond One-Eye shows initiative, which is more than I can say for the rest of you BOBBY: I just made six pickups! 1351
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Every time I listen to Brazilian music I wonder why I listen to anything but Brazilian music. 041
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Hey Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…. I know my guy @austinlouisray.bsky.social fired off a killer joke while recording your most recent episode, but you’re afraid of letting anyone be more charming than your Guy. #ReleasetheAustinCut you cowards. 120
Reposted by Math SpenceD*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement 772174774833
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Yeah I’m jackin’ it….. PEPPERjackin it. (Cheese that is) 020
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 01/04/2025We need some kind of federal regulation so record companies clearly identify what is Side A of a record and what is Side B. 000
Reposted by Math Spenceaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 27/03/2025How would @edsbs.bsky.social fix Atlanta? There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team. It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever. how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-... 4744285
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Someone give whoever invented the weighted blanket a raise. 010
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Great news, everyone. YouTube has uncensored episodes of Kitchen Nightmares. 000
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 08/03/2025All states should require license plates on the fronts of cars. What are we doing? 000
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025As an enthusiastic amateur, it’s nice when you do well on your pour over. 120
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I bet I watch THAT live Silver Springs video at least once a week. 000
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 16/02/2025At a bar where I ordered a fiddyfiddy martini. The bartender asked me “half olive juice?” This dirty martini shit is out of control. 010
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Honestly if you write a song and call it ”Dreams”, you better be pretty confident in yourself. 000
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025My phone just autocorrected a poorly spelled “barrage” to “Baratheon”. 010
Reposted by Math SpenceMath Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 11/07/2023@kastranec.bsky.social that’s right 221
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 31/01/2025This airplane smells like a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich and I’m not angry at it. 100
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025It’s been all down hill since we abandoned CD jukeboxes. 030
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I'm the "stay warm" guy. Grabbing some tacos... "Stay warm." Getting out of my Lyft.... "Stay warm." Hitting the corner store for a mid day sparkling water... "Stay warm." Stay warm skeeters. 020
Reposted by Math SpenceSpooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 19/01/2025good morning 1226736
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Currently sitting at the Musicbox during intermission of the brutalist. Here’s my take… popcorn is great, movie popcorn is not. I would personally love a kettle chip right now. 130
Math Spence @olporch.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Keeping it soft today. tidal.com/track/232666...tidal.comRichard Marx - Should've Known BetterListen to Should've Known Better on your streaming service 040
