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Cianon | 27 | I like 2 color and draw | elf guy… ☝️🫥 not always sfw Tags: #ffxivart #ff14art #friendwoldoodles #wolart #zostingposting #ciart

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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 4h
made one of my coworkers laugh and one of my coworkers groan in despair when I said “they call me a uti the way I be pissing people off” Dichotomy of man
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nyamei 🌸 @nyameipol.bsky.social · 10h
FFXI FREE TRIAL TIME RESTRICTION HAS BEEN REMOVED!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO FINAL FANTASY XI, WITH ITS UNLIMITED TIME FREE TRIAL, AND YOU CAN PLAY UP TO LEVEL 75?
Two adevnturers from FFXI with a dragon silhoutte in the background. Text reads "The free trial just got even freer!"
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 13h
hghrhf
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evil guy @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 12h
having a transmasc wol in shb is crazy is what i’ll say
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ceo of sanji @goldsaucerdoll.etheirys.social · 14h
solution one: drugs. solutions 2-8: ?????
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 15h
wonder what the first eight solutions looked like
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Lise @liselot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Mablu, big DT fave of mine~ #FFXIV #Dawntrail #Mablu
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Fell Cleavage ⚓️ @seaswallowsall.bsky.social · 23h
Another absolute banger of a mashup from oomf
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mocca ♥︎ comms open @cupmoccaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⚠️Emergency comms to stay housed!! please repost!! 1 SLOT available. need to reach goal of $52 by 10/1 If you still see this post comms are still open!!
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 21h
stayed up way too late last night. Late enough to discovered that you can sometimes fix hairline fractures in pottery with boiling it in milk and curing it in an oven. the hell
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 21h
Hearing a strange patpatpatpatpat and looking out my window at the eaves of the roof and seeing two crows tamping around :)
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
happened to my buddy erich #ciart #ffxivart #ff14art #erichthonios
A smartphone sketch of ffxiv character Erichthonios. He is facing left and staring upwards. He’s supposed to be kind of tugging at his hair a lil but I drew his hand really fast LMAO
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels when one of your irls finds u on socmed
Robert Pattinson looking confused in a brown tracksuit in a random mostly empty kitchen
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io 🌕 bard quest ambassador @sangrefae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
day 1 - moon wayward daughter, step into the night #xivwomenweek #ioxiv #gpose
yotsuyu, as a little girl, sits with her knees pulled to her chest and her arms wrapped around them protectively. she peeks over her arms to look at the camera with a dismayed expression. behind her floats tsukuyomi, in her full primal glory, turning to look over her shoulder as if in disdain. both figures are framed by the shape of the crescent moon.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
clown-ass reading medical journals again instead of doing PT exercises to stop being a Specimen. It is 3AM
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking back to last week when Kae and I were in frontlines and I was lowkey kind of slacking bc tired and then I saw “Luluzon Nanazon” in my team roster and said “dammit I have to lock in” out load to Kae
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🍰 @jofy892.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if cozyness will save my subjects i will become history's most comfortable queen #ffxiv
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Daxtri @ vgen @daxtri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a cold wind blows
flat drawing of shard(?) Ysayle. She's turning her head towards the viewer and her long hair is blowing in the wind. #ffxiv
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mocca ♥︎ comms open @cupmoccaa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️Emergency comms to stay housed!! please repost!! 2 SLOTS available. need to reach goal of $180 by 10/1 If you still see this post comms are still open!! chibi: $40 / bust: $50 / waist up: $85 / fullbody: $120 ☎️ inquiries: dolcetcomms@gmail.com ✏️ order here: ko-fi.com/dolcet/commissions
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
quick n kinda scuffed Halmarut pin up wip 🫡🫡🫡 #ciart #ff14art
A sketch of Halmarut from ffxiv lying down on a (for now) blank background. She’s wearing a corset, garters, and thigh-high sheers, along with her usual glasses and a ribbon tied around her neck. Her tits are super out (salute emoji).
She has one hand extender above her head and the other one resting beside her face. One leg is crossed over the other
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Sea 🌊 @1driedpersimmon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmmm Cawawi
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a test of your reflexes #zostingposting
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
quick n kinda scuffed Halmarut pin up wip 🫡🫡🫡 #ciart #ff14art
A sketch of Halmarut from ffxiv lying down on a (for now) blank background. She’s wearing a corset, garters, and thigh-high sheers, along with her usual glasses and a ribbon tied around her neck. Her tits are super out (salute emoji).
She has one hand extender above her head and the other one resting beside her face. One leg is crossed over the other
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a test of your reflexes #zostingposting
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Blues @ comms closed @blucifer08.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart." #bluciworks
A digital drawing of N from Pokemon Black and White. He is standing at the left of the image with his head turned towards the left as well. Pieces of him have been cut out and moved to the right side of the page, on top of the shadow of Ghetsis. Behind N, there are golden lines and a golden circle to accentuate his head. A golden figure of Reshiram flies behind his head as well.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Announcing when our basement floods by messaging group chats and asking friends if they wanna take a dip in our indoor pool #zyaps
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’ve been running into an issue lately where my kn95s are like. Pulling my topmost vertebrae and my TMJ out of alignment and fucking w my neck and idk what to do about it……
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Gas Pump Guzzler 6.0 @wynnowing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
here's a really simple guide on how to use penumbra's built-in overlay feature btw you can make a clone of your skin mod to edit instead if you want the original to swap back to
xivsculpts.carrd.co
XIV Sculpt Guide
Collection of sculpt guides & resources
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
his antennae . His feelers if u will #zxivpxiv
An elezen looking to the left. He has medium-length white hair pulled back into a ponytail. In the front of his hair, two little wispies are pulled out that look like antennae
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brother WHAT demons are in my game client today
A screencap from discord of two different ffxiv accounts. In the top one, an elezen states up at a completely vertical loft. In the bottom, and Elezen and a Miqo’te stare down at a totally normal horizontal loft
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ALSO THIS BIZARRE FUCKING LOFT GLITCH HAPPENED that I then did proceed to gpose around yeah #zostingposting
ALT TEXT COURTESY OF RAT DAD

A gpose of two FFXIV characters in a basement.  Arsene, Shannon’s white haired elezen, gestures emphatically and with GREAT perturbance at a wooden loft platform housing item that has inexplicably ROTATED 90 DEGREES AND IS NOW VERTICAL?????  All in existence bent to my— ahem.  Quin’a, my light green miqote with a very hot pink outfit, flinches in surprise at Arsene’s wild gesticulation.  Starbird hovers between them just kinda chillin.  In the bottom left corner, Quin’a’s baby amaro, Mokuba, stares directly into the camera. 

Genuinely how the fuck did this happen.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recorded this baffling glitch happening in the Front Lines ™ tonight and didn’t realize my YT audio was Also getting recorded LMAO
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jupi 🐻 comms closed! @drkcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
girl with an aetheryte earring #minfilia #drkart
a painting of Minfilia (she/her) that mimics Johannes Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring." Minfilia, the girl in question here, wears an aetheryte earring while looking at the viewer with a neutral expression. The painting is spontaneously bright, featuring random pops of colored lines over what is otherwise "normal" colors.
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roddy🪽ink pen purveyor @stripedghoul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
happy mogtomes, get those praetorium runs in by any means necessary
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c-dra ➡️GATEway FATE 200 @cdra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
m'lady 🧎‍♀️
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Autosomal recessive Galvus family trait is crashing out so badly over your girlfriend that you get involved in The Apocalypse
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awhile ago I told Kae that he can drive but he can only drive manual transmission/refuses to touch automatic. 🧍🏼
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My buddy Rachel has been playing warframe recently #sneebposting
turn naught unto my grippers 12:55 PM
if i say "picture a french man with long light hair, schizophrenia-like symptoms, a flat affect, a brain shortcut to an entity of the void, and religious association with the moon" who do you think i am talking about
because SURPRISE it's not arsene
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Important to be able to tie every quality convo back to jjba
Aldi | Outlandish Man 12:56 PM
i probably do not have the right frenchman in mind. the only frenchman i can think of is jean pierre polnareff and he does not fit the bill
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turn naught unto my grippers 12:56 PM
KFHDJSDH thankfully polnareff is a little more stable than either of these two dudes
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bc I’m some kinda weird freak I like to hc that elezen / elves have tapetum lucidum (dark vision) BUT ALSO to protect their eyesight in bright light, they got those extremely clear nictitating membranes that birds have. Like so #zostingposting
A close up of a raptor’s eye. It is in the middle of blinking its third eyelid
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(Vaguely) yeah I think light aether kinda smells like formaldehyde
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🍰 @jofy892.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ffxiv
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DONE.. I think. Drawing friend group WoLs as marketable plushies 😌😌😌😌 #ciart
A plushie concept of a green haired miqote with one green eye and one orange eye. He is smiling with a colon three face A plushie concept of a grey miqote woman* with light grey stripes, purple eyeshadow, and short purple hair. She has one silver eye and one green eye. 

*nonbinary typePlushie concept of a lalafell man with green eyes, a goatee, grey swept-back hair, and green face paint. Plushie concept sketch of an elezen with a white hime cut and grey eyes looking kind of bummed about being turned into a marketable plushie
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤔
A Zenos plushie looking like a Bratz doll. She has her hair tied up in a messy bun and has a black sewing machine cover over her right (our left) shoulder. The has a colon three face and her eyes are mostly obscured. She’s on a white background (our basement)A Bratz doll in the same pose, with the same black shawl over her screen left shoulder. Her brown hair is hanging in her face. She looks city despite the dishevelment
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new reaction image just dropped
“Pillar-biter” carving from st. Bavo in haarlem. Uh. Does what it says on the tin. Wood carving in full relief (maybe toeing half relief) of a fucked up monk guy biting a pillar. Someone named jessemlocker popped up on my discover page w this image??? I was not under the impression they took this image but  putting their username just in case
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evercold 😔
Low opacity dr robotnik with the caption “I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.” atop a screenshot of meteor from the Evercold trailer. Mostly thinking of Zenoswol but venatwol and ysaylewol and minfiliawol are all Hold Hands in solidarity
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Cap @caprart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that alucard guy is so easy to draw #hellsing #integrahellsing
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