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What The Doorman Bought

@kastor.sh
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blue catboy, software engineer, amateur #pixelart, husband of @haurchy.bsky.social ❤️, ffxiv raider, cat dad and unapologetic sex pervert icon by @tagcaat.bsky.social blocks/mutes are not personal, it just means you annoyed me

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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 17h
We have one of those too!!
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 06/10/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 06/10/2026
My iPad is not furniture but I will forgive him because he is polite
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 05/10/2026
every time we’re low on TP i think of this tweet
Screenshot of a tweet from June 2015 by user @davie_kane96 that reads “Me ma had a go at is for "using too much toilet roll" wey al just leave my arsed caked in shite to save you an extra £1.50
ya fucking weapon”
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 05/10/2026
i put together a little local network mDNS advertised file sharing board so my husband and i dont need to use discord or other online crap to send eachother files and this is what he put on it first
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 04/10/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 04/10/2026
mmm chocolate
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 04/10/2026
PURGE COMMENCING
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 04/10/2026
Liking this post made another one follow me....
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 03/10/2026
this option appears in my vision multiple times per day
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 03/10/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
PSA if you're trying to build a new computer right now, Microcenter is doing some bundle deals rn (CPU/Mobo/RAM) that effectively put the RAM at pre-AI prices. I'm talkin like $150 for 32GB of DDR5.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
Wiped a pull in kefka tonight because I thought I heard a cat choking. What I actually heard:
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
Throwback to the first time Bear saw fire (a candle)
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
I adore the diagram with the little fella reminiscent of the old BSD mascots
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
fuck
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 01/10/2026
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEAAARRRRR
A still image of gay porn star Popeye fucking a pumpkin. The text “Seasons Greetings” in an autumnal font is overlayed on the image, in black and orange.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 01/10/2026
its coming
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 30/09/2026
I know a lot of you have wanted to see it but have been too shy to ask, so here it is finally in its full glory: my big white monster between my legs.
A large can of white Monster Energy, held between my thighs in my car.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 30/09/2026
Put him in the minecraft piston contraption
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 29/09/2026
actual $20,000 cat moment
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 28/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 28/09/2026
jesus christ is he dying
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 28/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 28/09/2026
me and anyone who likes this post
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 27/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 27/09/2026
Saw some butterflies today. Some Fritillaries and a Monarch on its way down to Mexico.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 27/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 27/09/2026
She is so fucking comfy
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 27/09/2026
Me: “oh, however will i pound this stake into the dry hardy earth?” The handy mallet:
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 26/09/2026
me: "wtf does rapid recast do in the crucible" google:
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 26/09/2026
what the fuck
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 26/09/2026
i have 1.2 Terabytes of FFXIV clips saved on my PC...
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 26/09/2026
Top doujin tag dinner
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
I am so tired of claudeslop in GitHub issues. This needed to be like 3 sentence of human authored text.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
Look at his little sleepy face. He’s so precious. I would do anything for him.
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
“Huh, is that someone’s toy car? In wonder what it i-“
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
Bistro Chicken for dinner
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 25/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
i saw this motivational quote from bjork and immediately thought "me when i release a new nut vid to goomfies"
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
my view like 10m ago
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
God I love how Arknights likes to put handsome women in suits
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
thej power of carbon…. benzene ring
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 24/09/2026
😟
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