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Apocalypse Doctor

@kasenc.bsky.social
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Dad, Rhet/Comp/Prof Comm PhD. Man of the West. Formerly an Apocalypse Grad Student.

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Gromb @gromb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
White House announces new federal juul subsidy for 18-30 y/o males of white descent
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Roopika Risam @roopikarisam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One of the biggest challenges to teaching right now is trust, which has been eroded by gen AI — for professors AND students. Copware isn’t the way to get it back.
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We’ll form our own 4Cs, with blackjack. And hookers.
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Frankenstein Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
When the skeleton elk owes you money
FIG 11: When the skeleton elk owes you money.
(Also you are a skeleton)
Time to pay up you piece of shit.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It’s funny how wrong the Truman Show was
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m not a regular doctor, I’m a cool doctor
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The Sassy Liberal @thesassyliberal.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ain’t no one gonna dull our fucking sparkle!
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
TJ’s Gorgonzola Gnocchi is S tier
Trader Giotto’s Gnocchi al Gorgonzola packaging
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Dr. Katja Thieme (she/they) @katjathieme.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
“Abstinence-only AI education.” Very funny. Ted is right.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/04/2025
I am no longer kidding @internethippo.bsky.social
What if there was an opposition party
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Still germane:
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Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts
NORTHAMPTON, MA—With her remarkable ability to determine exactly how others should be allocating their limited resources for food, local woman Carol Gaither is considered to be one of the foremost aut...
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
its because the robot lingerie warrior lady is in fact a different emanation from the mind of the prompter. the technology exists to break down the barrier between the imagination and the world
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Mar a Lago, in particular, should be USA 2’s first Sex Forest
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The noble dullard plays such a vital role in the online ecosystem. Opinion Masters such as these make the world go round!
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 13/04/2025
We watched people standing in line for 8-10 hours to vote in Georgia, so they made it illegal to give them water. They called in bomb threats to majority Black polling places. They did everything they could to suppress the vote. And then folks are out here like, "well Georgia voted for this lol"
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George @hannahtempler.com · 13/04/2025
gen ai freezes all progress, creativity, and new thinking in place by recycling what has been, disallowing would could be. and what group of people might be motivated by that i wonder
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I wonder if Roman elites watching the fall of their empire also thought: “This is so stupid.”
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This recession is going to be *crazy*
A tiny tomato next to a tiny cucumber. Vastly overshadowed by a pen. Packaging: Sprinkles teeny tiny tomatos and Qukes teeny tiny cucumbers
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It seems like you're having trouble understanding my opinion on this controversial issue. Here, let me make it clearer: Imagine if, instead of what is happening, something totally different was happening, where my position would be undeniably correct.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In the name of solidarity and ending the political polarization that fascism causes, no Republican should be able to show their face anywhere in public without being pelted from all sides with boos, jeers, and spoiled tomatoes.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 11/04/2025
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - President Lyndon B. Johnson
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Jesus fucking Christ
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It's all a reminder that how we view these things rests considerably on our underlying values. For me, for writing, my top priority is the development of a student's "unique intelligence," which is rooted in a writing practice, the skills, knowledge, attitudes and habits of mind of writers.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 11/04/2025
We sent someone illegally to another country and we can’t get them back indicates a weak president. Straightforward.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/04/2025
Don't let Frank's age fool you! He might be the biggest nympho in the S🤩X House
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Solidarity for occasionally I guess
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Relatedly, is Doctor Apocalypse or Apocalypse Doctor cooler? Asking for a friend.
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
When will Bluesky add polls???
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Millennial breweries dare to ask the question, “Now that we solved the problem of parents largely ignoring their kids, how do we still get alcohol sales?”
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Famously, Napoleon was extremely successful in Russia because he was focused on lethality and not supply lines, which are gay probably.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/04/2025
This isn't a graph of how COVID is a mass disabling event, it's a graph of how WFH is allowing disabled people back into the workforce?
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
bluesky whenever Chuck Schumer posts
everyone disliked that meme
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Abolish ICE doesn’t seem like that unreasonable of a demand since we are just folding government departments with no planning now
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
the US gun debate feels like Americans live in Max Max and argue how many flamethrowers are appropriate to add to trucks and you have to be cool and normal to the people who are like "the flamethrowers look dope though" while the rest of the world installed low-flow toilets and everything is fine
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 10/04/2025
As someone who grew up in the south and has experienced folks from my community being taken by mega churches and prosperity preachers, it doesn't surprise me how Trump is constantly able to win over people despite being a monster. The whole concept of "If you believe, then things will get better for
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🕸️Meg Conley @pocketobservatory.org · 10/04/2025
Learn to explain events clearly. For example, Trump is not imposing a 125% tariff on China. Trump is imposing a 125% tariff on Americans who purchase goods from China.
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Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
In a way, Trump is incredibly successful as a ruling class member and president because he's succeeding in doing what all the others were working up to. Killing a lot of us and white supremacy.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Is REALID a scam?
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
this is the ongoing post 08 “culture is the thin edge of the wedge to make the survival strategies of the poor seem cool to the downwardly mobile” it’s not moonshine it’s unaged bourbon it’s not a being a hobo it’s vanlife it’s not a hovel it’s a tiny house it’s not price work it’s flexibility
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Banana for Scale would have gone so hard as a band name in 2007
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
20% tariffs on the Isle of Sodor are really going to hurt the indentured sentient railcar import industry
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EveryLibrary @everylibrary.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sign the petition against book bans at www.bookbanpetition.us
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
8 Hours For Medium Screen 8 Hours For Little Screen 8 Hours For Big Screen and Little Screen
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
*puts on blindfold* Trump has signed an Executive Order *spins around in many tight circles* banning *throws a dart* air fryers *pulls ping pong ball out of a hat* in order to *does one of those little paper cootie catcher things* Restore Microwave Freedom Again
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I threw $5,000 into the fire. But then I reached in and pulled out $3,000, severely burning my hand and convincing all the people around me that I'm insane. ART OF THE DEAL!
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a man with a knife in his mouth .
ALT: a man with a knife in his mouth .
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Apocalypse Doctor @kasenc.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
He really might just rule for 1000 years
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