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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 20h
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 10h
It really is crazy how the extent of taking about diet in health class here was just "don't eat exclusively McDonald's and candy" instead of learning good things to eat and ways to cook.
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 29/09/2026
We still had typing practice through middle school, and I used the Internet Channel to talk to friends on forums so much at that time that I could genuinely type faster with the Wiimote than some of my classmates did on a regular, physical keyboard. Getting a used USB keyboard for it was so nice.
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
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rayofsunshine ☀️ @rayofsun0915.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah @porcelainmaid.gg you aren’t a real halo fan 🙂
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 25/09/2026
Through the Looking Glass
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nerd and Jock playing football 🏈 (1/2)
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Miser @misernyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pedestrianized 35th reaches its final, lush form
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump proposed an AI Force modeled off the Space Force and I'm amazed how little coverage it's gotten. Meanwhile, industry is racing to influence its creation: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-anno...
kenklippenstein.com
Trump Announces New “AI Force”
Proposed AI military branch is most overlooked story this week
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rayofsunshine ☀️ @rayofsun0915.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
listen layna is a great gamer 🙂
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
infinitely intrigued by this old review of diddy kong racing where the guy doesn't fuck with it much because he didn't like a different game half a year ago
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 25/09/2026
Too much happened today
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Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cool thing with cross-platform graffiti is that the THIRTY THOUSAND tags placed by PC players will immediatelly show up to new players on the Nintendo Switch!
Photo of the Switch 1 running Demon Tides. Beebz is taking a smug selfie infront of a bunch of graffiti found in the "campsite" location.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knight
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 25/09/2026
If ChatGPT wants to play the fear marketing campaign, take them at their word that they are getting into machines they shouldn't have access to, and try them as criminals. Make them admit to lying in order to make their model sound powerful, or put them in prison.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lineless style attempt
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FoXXXsauce @f0xsauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
!!Samurai Jack vs Aku!! This is the first fan art ive done in a long time and im heckin proud of it and excited to share. #art #fanart #SamuraiJack #Aku #Cartoonnetwork
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izel-tarbubbles.bsky.social @izel-tarbubbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey there, just finished Dread, took me around 7:50 hours, that was SIIIICK, so I just HAD to draw the Metroid Suit come on
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 23/09/2026
happy visibility day to my fellow bisexuals
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Curious how the Nintendo Switch version of Demon Tides will look and run? Check out these direct gameplay comparisons with the PC version!
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Dollshi Clips @dollshi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they're twinning! #PorcelainMade
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glassesjournal 🐑🌻 @glassesjournal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guards aren’t supposed to fall in love with their assignments 💔 art by: @jonottoday.bsky.social #glassesdoodles | #porcelainmade
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A federal judge has ordered Texas to air condition all of the state’s prisons by the end of 2029 High temperatures violate the Constitution’s protection against cruel and unusual punishment, the judge ruled.
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Texas ordered to air condition all prisons by the end of 2029
High temperatures violate the Constitution’s protection against cruel and unusual punishment, the judge ruled. Just over a third of Texas prisons are fully air conditioned.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 23/09/2026
spoopy season is here 👻 #art #pokemon
Illustration of some ghost pokemon
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pikachu redraw
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 23/09/2026
Not that it's WRONG or anything, but I think it's funny how much ZSS art there is lately with Dread/Ravenous inspiration, because I don't know how possible that actually is
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh! A new dystopian business model just unlocked! We're now getting offers to sell our games for AI training data. 🙄
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 22/09/2026
9 years of peak. I would play today, but I flew out to Thalia Beach this week, and didn't want to pack much at all.
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On this day in 2017, 9 years ago, Pokkén Tournament DX was released. This game was an enhanced version of the Wii U title with all the DLC and some new Pokémon as well as a Team Battle mode allowing you to select 3 Pokémon www.serebii.net/pokkendx
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 22/09/2026
MAGIKARP FESTIVAL 2
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jane Metroid do be feeling somewhat ravenous.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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A Great Fan Of Mine @harriet-tubgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 19/09/2026
There isn't some lack of ways to play the dozen N64 games people still care about. There isn't some hard deadline to have a definitive English translation of an important Japanese game. Let's chill the fuck out on this clout-chasing slop. It's ripping communities apart.
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 19/09/2026
No one is *forcing* anyone to do a shitload of recomps. Recomps are great, but the whole point of them isn't to just have an assembly line to pump out poor quality ones just to have them; it's a way to preserve older games, understand them better, and make them more accessible to new audiences.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Static
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 19/09/2026
"Samus isn't a lesbian." Yeah, okay, buddy. She just spends her free time traveling between planets by watching the promotional video she made of being surrounded by women randomly in bikinis and praising her because... what?
Metroid manga page.

The first panel is a shot of Samus' ship flying away from a planet with the narration saying "Surely, Samus is now heading for places where there are still enemies left to defeat."

The second panel is a shot of Samus in her Power Suit, throwing up a peace sign, with two women in bikinis on either side of her, saying "Go for it, Samus!!" and "You're our hero!!"The next page of the manga, which reveals that the previous panel of Samus standing between the two women was on a screen that now says "End..." over the previous shot. Then the page cuts to Samus sitting in a chair, saying "Mmm... I feel very good watching my promotional video... Weeell... Which will I play next?" and then shows a collection of VHS tapes before an alarm starts beeping to get her attention.
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「maclunkey2012」 (SELLING STICKERS) @maclunkey2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The SA-X 「My Links | My Sticker Shop」
The SA-X from Metroid Fusion mid-transformation without a helmet.
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