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glassesjournal 🐑🌻 @glassesjournal.bsky.social · 2h
happy 34th birthday to me 💛
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 7h
Crow
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 1h
15 ATs with the new controller, and without checking anybody else's ghosts. I'll keep going for the rest, but I usually miss one or two reds, so I took the photo now.
Photo of my PC monitor with a CRKD guitar controller (Guitar Hero style controller) held up in front of it. The monitor is showing the Fall 2026 Trackmania campaign, where I've gotten the Author Medal on the first 15 tracks, and haven't played the final 10 tracks.
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 5h
Finally defeated TOE_SUCCLER (and got the AT) #Trackmania
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Kevin牛 @kevincow.bsky.social · 16h
I don't understand why opponents to the orphan crushing machine don't at least stay up to date with its capabilities. Can't you at least admit that it's pretty cool? Sure there are some flaws, but look at how much more efficient it's getting at crushing orphans!
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therun.gg @therun.gg · 02/10/2026
SRC changed their terms of use yesterday, and released a news post with an FAQ. They make it sound like not a big deal. It's a big deal. The Creative Commons licence is gone. They claim ownership over the data now. Thread about what this means, and what we can do about it 🧵
Comparison of the old src terms and the new src terms
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 19h
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 02/10/2026
Decided to play the new campaign with my new CRKD guitar, and was having fun hunting 07 a little. This is my PB before checking anybody else's ghosts #Trackmania
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 02/10/2026
Shoutouts to sapphiclobotomy and JdonMyGuitar on the Clone Hero leaderboards
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Witch's Brew
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cocoon. 📖
A character with black butterfly wings drinking from a cup and reading. The smoke coming from the cup has a ghost cat shape. The character is surrounded by plants and there's a window behind them. A lamp is lighting the scene from the top.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

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Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

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Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 02/10/2026
I can almost guarantee that an LLM auto-blocker is falsely flagging hundreds of people for "abusive language" when those people are actually just talking about their own experience being a victim of the same thing.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 30/09/2026
Folks is it a good thing when the head of trust and safety assumes you can automate blocks on the platform you're purportedly running trust and safety for This is forum drama levels of passive aggressive moderator behavior
Aaron Rodericks posted on Bluesky: "Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."
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Team Phil @philforcolorado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m excited to celebrate the groundbreaking of the Denver Summit’s new stadium today! I’m proud to support women’s sports and can’t wait to cheer on the Summit when this incredible stadium is built. Congratulations to the players, coaches, and staff! Let’s go, Summit FC! ⚽
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rayyy lmao @raynarvaezjr.sucks · 30/09/2026
EVERYBODY PLEASE PLAY TOEM 1 & 2 THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY GOOD!
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Sabboo Tabboo 🎩| working on PROJECT ZWILLING @sabakudoesart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Man Squinting with Nosebleed
ALT: Man Squinting with Nosebleed
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 01/10/2026
Completely fucked up to have a country that prioritizes a failure of a death penalty system over *at least* kicking men out of school for absolutely terrorizing a woman.
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, since the previous image didn't load, this will be today's post.
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 01/10/2026
Maybe I'm way off, because I haven't ever seen anything but clips from this IP, but isn't the live action part pretty important? Feels strange to say, considering how often we get the opposite, but isn't making it animated going to take away from this? lol
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 01/10/2026
Grab a funky beat and learn to rhyme. Turn your Yapper's Regret into Rapper's Delight.
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PorcelainMaidCafe 📦🎀 @porcelainmaidcafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i mean he is 6’5… 🤔 #PorcelainMade
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glassesjournal 🐑🌻 @glassesjournal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im peer reviewed 📝 #art | #oc | #vtuber
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 30/09/2026
It really is crazy how the extent of taking about diet in health class here was just "don't eat exclusively McDonald's and candy" instead of learning good things to eat and ways to cook.
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 29/09/2026
I was always staying up late with my bedroom window open to get a better signal from my neighbor's unlocked Wi-Fi, because ours got unplugged every night when my parents went to bed. I also fully taught myself JavaScript with the Wii and DSi browsers to impress those forum friends.
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 29/09/2026
We still had typing practice through middle school, and I used the Internet Channel to talk to friends on forums so much at that time that I could genuinely type faster with the Wiimote than some of my classmates did on a regular, physical keyboard. Getting a used USB keyboard for it was so nice.
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 29/09/2026
As a middle schooler, the Wii and DSi were genuinely my main ways of accessing the internet. In high school, I still used the Wii U for the internet browser, but that was an intentional choice I made over using my iPod, because the Wii U browser was a better experience.
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
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rayofsunshine ☀️ @rayofsun0915.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah @porcelainmaid.gg you aren’t a real halo fan 🙂
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 25/09/2026
Through the Looking Glass
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nerd and Jock playing football 🏈 (1/2)
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Miser @misernyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pedestrianized 35th reaches its final, lush form
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump proposed an AI Force modeled off the Space Force and I'm amazed how little coverage it's gotten. Meanwhile, industry is racing to influence its creation: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-anno...
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Trump Announces New “AI Force”
Proposed AI military branch is most overlooked story this week
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rayofsunshine ☀️ @rayofsun0915.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
listen layna is a great gamer 🙂
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
infinitely intrigued by this old review of diddy kong racing where the guy doesn't fuck with it much because he didn't like a different game half a year ago
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 25/09/2026
Too much happened today
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Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cool thing with cross-platform graffiti is that the THIRTY THOUSAND tags placed by PC players will immediatelly show up to new players on the Nintendo Switch!
Photo of the Switch 1 running Demon Tides. Beebz is taking a smug selfie infront of a bunch of graffiti found in the "campsite" location.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knight
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kaloncpu57 @kaloncpu57.site · 25/09/2026
If ChatGPT wants to play the fear marketing campaign, take them at their word that they are getting into machines they shouldn't have access to, and try them as criminals. Make them admit to lying in order to make their model sound powerful, or put them in prison.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lineless style attempt
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FoXXXsauce @f0xsauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
!!Samurai Jack vs Aku!! This is the first fan art ive done in a long time and im heckin proud of it and excited to share. #art #fanart #SamuraiJack #Aku #Cartoonnetwork
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izel-tarbubbles.bsky.social @izel-tarbubbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey there, just finished Dread, took me around 7:50 hours, that was SIIIICK, so I just HAD to draw the Metroid Suit come on
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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