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j west @jwestbennett.com · 4h
I get knocked down, but I get up again
A daruma doll
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
it'll be for the best ... eventually ...
Wesley Snipes crying and pointing a gun
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
I mean come on
Yoshitaka Amano’s FF6 concept art
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
A mystical, God-like meme-ified JD Vance asking, did you even say thank you?
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
“Bernie nuked” meme, with Bernard Sanders getting increasingly excited with each panel until lasers are shooting out of his eyes

1 it’s late summer / early autumn
2 you wake up on a Sunday morning
3 the weather is cool and cloudy
4 a gentle rain starts falling
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 05/09/2026
“females.” every time.
Guy giving himself away as a spy by making the wrong “3” with his hand
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 03/09/2026
I got your “The Fountainhead” right here
Duchamp’s “The Fountain;” a urinal
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 03/09/2026
are YOU? 🫵
Reddit post: “I think being black pilled is the wrong mindset for this moment in history.
This is an inflection point, perhaps the greatest one in our lifetime, perhaps the greatest one in American history.
If anything we are lucky. How many people have lived and died with zero power to affect change?
I'm going to leave it all out on the field.”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 02/09/2026
blue, blue
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 27/08/2026
Dinero from the classic restaurant scene in “Heat” with a text bubble as though saying the previous tweet
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 23/08/2026
Indiana jones saying “Nazis. I hate these guys.”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 23/08/2026
Lionel Hutz business card meme: “No, man is an island!”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 16/08/2026
Leo squinting
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 15/08/2026
the estate of John Cage really needs to chill
Reddit headline: “YouTuber gets a copyright claim.. on silence”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 13/08/2026
do you find something… risible? about the name Dickus.. Buttkiss?
Dick Butkus
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 12/08/2026
..you’re telling me that CUCAMONGA has been a real place this whole time??
Screenshot of USPS tracking screen with location RANCHO CUCAMONGA
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 11/08/2026
what did God mean by this 🤔
From James 5:1-6, New KJV:

Come now, you rich, weep and howl for your miseries that are coming upon you! 2 Your riches lalare corrupted, and your garments are moth-eaten. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded, and their corrosion will be a witness against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have heaped up treasure in the last days.
4 Indeed the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out; and the cries of the reapers have reached the ears of the Lord of Sabaoth. 5 You have lived on the earth in pleasure and luxury; you have Idlfattened your hearts lelas in a day of slaughter. 6 You have condemned, you have murdered the just; he does not resist you.
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 06/08/2026
so much for “innocent until proven guilty” 😔
The “defendant summary” button, with the icon being a man in a hamburglar mask
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 02/08/2026
sorry I can’t make it, I’m busy today!!
A calendar with time blocks: “ponder the mysteries” “yearning” etc
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/07/2026
Miller with his tongue out for some reaso
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 12/07/2026
marxists are well-known for holding a historic beef against the fourth-generation Italian American community of New Jersey
NYPost headline: “Mamdani’s anti-Italian hate is no surprise — it is foundational to his Marxist beliefs.”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 06/07/2026
Scooby mask reveal meme: 
1. Mask: “Everything’s too expensive!”
2. Reveal: wage stagnation, corporate profiteering, overpaid executives
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 05/07/2026
boy do I have good news for you!!
A flyer showing creamy cholula sauces
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 14/06/2026
I LIVED IT:
Reductress screenshot: I LIVED IT
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 04/06/2026
happy pride
A bumper sticker reads “This car climbed Brokeback Mountain”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 04/06/2026
happy pride
Shinji from Evangelion: “I’m coming out as bisexual!”
Asuka: “You like boys??”
Misato: “You like girls??”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 12/05/2026
incredible things are happening on Japanese Bluesky
Original post has an eringi mushroom pack, with one mushroom appearing to have a worried expression. The Japanese text says, “it’s okay, I’m coming to rescue you now.” 

The poster then made a drawing of the mushroom making a “D:” face and said, “Enrigi-chan is here”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 30/04/2026
A screw cap of a twitter post, taken from Reddit. The protagonist of Persona 3 sits on a train, hand in pocket, but his head is an anime version of Charlie Kirk. The poster says, "someone with this profile pic keeps liking my tweets." Underneath is a response from Allegra Clark, the English voice actress for Mitsuru, saying "oh god I hate it"
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/04/2026
Still from Blue Velvet. Man watering grass gets stung and dies in his picturesque white-picket lawn.
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 11/04/2026
gonna tell my kids this was Donald Trump
Dennis Hopper as President Koopa in 1993’s super Mario brothers film
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 08/04/2026
when the opposing chromosomal variant of your dimorphic species carries excess adipose tissue near particular organs and glands
monke with neuron activating
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 08/04/2026
Photoshop of David Foster Wallace on "Hot Ones" from @missmollymary who says, "just something I've been pondering lately"
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 03/04/2026
they had to turn the comments off lol
Screenshot of several comments from the linked article cooking the writer
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/03/2026
we don't spend enough on Israel's military
Homer telling Bart "This is the worst day of your life SO FAR"
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 23/03/2026
Screenshot from tumbler of a badly photoshopped image of Patrick Bateman as a wizard staring at an orb. Text says “let’s ponder Paul Allen’s orb”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 07/03/2026
my favorite so far
Prompt: “draw a star like someone who can’t draw anything”
Response: several misshapen stars with the face of a guy struggling to draw
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 06/03/2026
if we’re being honest, The Divine Comedy is just fan fiction
Dante Alighieri holding his book and saying “nice argument. unfortunately, i wrote a book in which i'm the chad and you burn in hell.”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 04/03/2026
it’s giving “Bernard from Day of the Tentacle”
Bernard from Day of the Tentacle
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 04/03/2026
even as we speak, Ayatollah Khamenei and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!
Homer explaining the machinations of the Ayatollah to Marge
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 02/03/2026
Screenshot of a tweet showing an image of Coltrane sitting on a stool. Text says “picture: John Coltrane waiting patiently for Cowboy Bebop to invent jazz”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 28/02/2026
y’all I’m dying why is this on my grocery store payment screen
A grocery store checkout screen has an AI-generated artwork of Shinji & co from Evangelion browsing groceries
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 26/02/2026
Al Pacino in Heat saying “Great Ass,” eyes widened and nostrils distended
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/02/2026
these games are getting too damn realistic
A loading screen pro-tip that says “Crimes committed against levers of the higher social classes are punished more severely,” from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 19/02/2026
Elmo, labeled “Bluesky,” dumps his head into a pile of white powder, labeled “a morsel of elite accountability”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/02/2026
dril economy meme but he’s spending too much on handhelds
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 17/02/2026
“Morpheus is fighting Neo” scene from the Matrix, where everyone jumps up to watch the fight
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 12/02/2026
Psychomantis saying, "You like Castlevania, don't you?"
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 09/02/2026
Trolley Problem but there's a bunch of empty ropes, a crowd is pushing the trolley back, and others are freeing the victims down the line. Text reads "We can break free." From Reddit.
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 09/02/2026
Angry flower: “CHUDS WHEN THEY SEE PEOPLE FROM OTHER LANDS EXISTING IN THEIR COUNTRy.”
Happy flower: “CHUDS WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT CONQUERING OTHER LANDS AND ANNEXING THEM INTO THEIR COUNTRY.”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 02/02/2026
same energy
Girl from Pen15 watching from afar
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