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j west @jwestbennett.com · 9h
I get knocked down, and don't get up again I'd actually just like to lay here for a while, thanks
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
"I did it myyyyyyy waaaaay (my way or the highway)"
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
it'll be for the best ... eventually ...
Wesley Snipes crying and pointing a gun
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
do we think Fred Durst was a Sinatra fan?
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
the kegger of amontillado
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
35,000 words cut from my draft 🥲 and Sisyphus's rock slides back down the mountain
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
no thoughts. just possum.
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 27/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/itsalwaysp...
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itsalwayspokeweed
a sub celebrating Phytolacca americana var. americana and the frequency in which it is discovered by novice botanists
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 27/09/2026
“looks like beets’re back on the menu, boys”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 27/09/2026
I always confuse them with Fatboy Slim personally
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 26/09/2026
cry room and let slip the dogs of war!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 26/09/2026
the more out-of-touch they become, the more irrelevant. which is fine — I don’t think anyone’s expecting relief from our current situation to come from institutions like the NYT
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 26/09/2026
I said GENTLE, damn it
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 26/09/2026
bloody ‘ell
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
I mean come on
Yoshitaka Amano’s FF6 concept art
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
forget an HD-2D remake, we need a film adaptation of Final Fantasy 6 where every role is played by Chappell Roan
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
every waking hour I’m losing my precision
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
“tropical depression” is also how I refer to my high school years
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
damn girl sounds like you got some Great Expectations
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
The answer may surprise you!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
A mystical, God-like meme-ified JD Vance asking, did you even say thank you?
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
back in my day, “split the G” meant sprinting to the middle of the platform at Bedford-Nostrand
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
baby, it would’ve blown his mind
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
not the 1900s newspaper boy! not mr. “extra extra read all about it”!!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
turns out the “logic of the market” is still just as subject to the illogic of greed and credulity as it always has been. oops
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
as soon as they stop “innovating,” investors will stop focusing on the left hand that’s doing the “future profits” song-and-dance and they’ll notice the right hand of “actual historic revenue,” and the whole act will fall apart
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
@doctorow.pluralistic.net explains it well in his latest book: the point is not any return on the investments themselves—it’s to have a plausible story to tell investors about potential FUTURE profits, so that your current stock gets overvalued & you can use it as collateral smoke and mirrors!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
concerning!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
in the funhouse mirror world of Capitol Hill, it seems somehow to be considered *punching up* to pick on marginalized people — because, as we know, they and their Woke Tribunals are the ones with the REAL power, not the poor civil servants who only get to, uh, make laws
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 22/09/2026
hey Siri, set alarm for when September ends
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 21/09/2026
the Dancing Queen is a papist puppet!!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
it’s like that poem: “First they came for the trans athletes, and I said nothing, because I was not a trans athlete. Then they stopped! whew, thank goodness.”
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to make this any less complicated
A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
it’s like that poem: “First they came for the trans athletes, and I said nothing, because I was not a trans athlete. Then they stopped! whew, thank goodness.”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
rube against the machine
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
“Bernie nuked” meme, with Bernard Sanders getting increasingly excited with each panel until lasers are shooting out of his eyes

1 it’s late summer / early autumn
2 you wake up on a Sunday morning
3 the weather is cool and cloudy
4 a gentle rain starts falling
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
“moretini” is an excellent name for a double martini
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
what is this? a hub for gits??
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you 🫵 👁️👁️
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
gutted to learn that “tummy time” doesn’t refer to “eat-till-your-tummy-hurts time”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
the amount of willful ignorance it takes to maintain this level of free market zealotry is really hard to fathom
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
“corme at me bro”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 17/09/2026
*woeful trombone riff*
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Universal basic income? Green new deal? PIE IN THE SKY!!! We need to have a realistic future where billionaires control all the wealth but it doesn’t matter because everything is abundant and the machines make all our decisions for us. That’s the future for SERIOUS people
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 15/09/2026
sometimes you just need to be held by your train’s dispatcher
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