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Mona Lott

@monalott.bsky.social
4.3K followers 1.8K following 16K posts

Seattle & Minnesota sports fanatic, tequila lover, uses all the swears, the Queen of Damn Near Everything. On the left but here for sports & jokes too. No Dm's w/o asking. Glowing newlywed @fungiplays.bsky.social is my King

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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 23h
Good! But knowing his track record, the halt won't last long.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 23h
Less than an hour, I can do this. I feel like I'm losing my mind though.
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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 23h
It’s no coincidence that teams that employ Ty France and make it to the Wild Card series are now 2-0 🥖
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not looking to debate if capital punishment is right or wrong, but for fucks sake, if you're going to do it, don't fucking botch it. This is barbaric. This should not be allowed to happen.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If flying more than 2 hours or so, spring for the bougie plane seats. The free alcohol alone is worth iy, nevermind early boarding/deplaning, and more legroom.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't sleep on flights. Someone, or lots of someone's, please entertain me for 2hr 35min. I am stuck in a window seat & can't get up due to people who can sleep on planes & I need to both forget I need to pee & that my body hurts
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never again will I book a travel day like this. 3 flights equaling 12 hours with only 2 short layovers is brutal. This will be close to a 24hr day by the time I'm done. I'm too old for this shit.
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bird's nest fungus
Little fungus cups filled white white "seeds"??
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dyke macdonald @gaychel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When we say masculinity, this is what we’re talking about. This is how we want Men to act, cry openly, embrace each other and love each other. It’s this simple. 
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy fucking shit. If she survives this, they shouldn't get a 2nd chance. This is absolutely barbaric. I already felt like puking, now it's even worse.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is fucking sickening.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please let me see this truck soon.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always end the cycle. It hurts & it's hard, but it's so worth it, for you & everyone else. Don't let the cycle continue.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I miss having a family.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love it when I've been basically 100% offline for 2 weeks while in a whole ass other country but get blocked on my birthday for having cake for breakfast & getting a tattoo 😂😂 stay mad, bro. I'll continue living my best life
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has anyone else read @thebloggess.bsky.social new book & gotten to this part only to realize you missed all the messages then went back through every page to find them? #yepthisisme
Corner of a blank page in a book that says, in small writing at an angle, "'why do I sometimes see tiny sentences at the bottom of some pages, Jenny?' These were empty pages, but that seemed like a waste, so I've hidden little subliminal messages for anyone looking for them. You have good eyes, my friend"
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I decided to try to take myself out. This may be my way to stay here. This will get infected & go to my brain, I'll go insane & disappear into the mountainside. That is the story anyway & I'm sticking. Don't come look for me, I'll be feral & might attack.
Picture of my lower left leg all scratched up after a fall while trying to get photos of a statue in a park.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Birthday tattoo done!
Jimothy the raccoon with a Mariners "M" trident on his upper arm
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@mclovindenise.bsky.social my trophy is awesome & hilarious 😂 next year I'll be more on top of setting my lineups
Screenshot showing I got 6 wins, 25 losses & no ties in my fantasy baseball league. The trophy is a thumbs up that says "you tried"
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Birthday tattoo about to commence!
Tattoo table coveted in plastic wrap & a ring light at the end, shining down on the table
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm having cake as my first meal of the day because it's my birthday & I'm old AF & probably won't live much longer anyway
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Already doing this. Today we are traveling to a new area & I'll be getting a birthday tattoo!
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Seachickens @seachickens.com · 27/09/2026
— The Rooster, The Daily Feed #221 seachickens.com/daily-feed/2026-09-…
Daily Feed #221 pull quote from The Rooster
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing Cal's gear just now made me cry all over again. I'm going to miss Rick Rizzs so damn much. It's amazing how a sports broadcaster can become like family.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was 6yp when I started hearing his voice. He has been a part of my baseball world for as long as I can remember. I am so grateful I got to meet him a month or so ago, and am so sad I missed this final weekend & his celebration. This has me crying in Central America. No one can replace him.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right now would be a good time for Cal to go yard #GoMs
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never used to be this person, and I am so glad I have grown & that the hard work I've put in has paid off. Living in the moment & not stressing about what has already happened or what may never be has changed my whole life. I am so much happier now. www.yourtango.com/self/things-...
yourtango.com
People Who Make The Most Of Every Second They Have Say 6 Things In Casual Conversation
People who aren't willing to waste time on negativity let their belief that every second in life counts show in the phrases they use when casually chatting with friends.
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Seachickens @seachickens.com · 26/09/2026
Daily trivia time. Drop your guess — answer in the thread 👇
Daily Feed #221 trivia question
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@fungiplays.bsky.social
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A different bakery today. I got the flan on the far left in picture 2, and this cone pastry filled with custard & topped with powdered sugar that apparently didn't make it into any of these photos. I'll take a picture before I eat it
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little mushroom I saw in the edge of a yard today.
Orange puffball-like mushroom
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Best meal of the trip so far was today's lunch. I got it at a little "fanda", basically a hole in the wall type place, the one today was a kitchen only & wood tables sitting in a gravel fenced off area under a metal roof. This was $5. I could easily eat this everyday.
Chicken drumstick in a flavorful red-brown sauce, rice covered in brown beans (not saucy), and their version of coleslaw with a quarter cut  cherry tomato on top. Oh, and a small strip piece of fried plantain.
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beautiful chicken of the woods
A cluster of orange and yellow shelf mushrooms growing from a rotted log
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This looks like absolute shit due to the foil wrapping then trying to run home through a downpour holding it & a container of leftover tacos, but this is one of the best bakery items I've ever had. Once the rain stops, I'm going to walk back up & get more, and will get good photos this time.
A roll cake with a raspberry filling & a white frosting on top, drizzled with raspberry sauce & a raspberry on top
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More food porn. This was all from the seafood market in Panama City. All I do is eat here. I'm going to come back weighing 300lb
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to thunder now, another little squall of rain is about to come through.
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David Stevens 🇺🇦 @davidst999.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fly agarics (Amanita muscaria) everywhere in our woods. #Fungi #Mushrooms #Mycology #Nature #Photography #OMSystems #Scotland
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last meal in the City before heading to the mountains was these clams. I could have eaten three more orders, they were so damn good.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Breakfast/coffee yesterday & coffee this morning. Seattle coffee is a joke compared to coffee here. I'm ruined now. Also, two photos of coffee beans on the plant. The coffee shop we were at today was in the middle of a plantation & harvests their own beans to use
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lunch yesterday. Shrimp tacos in a chile ancho mayo sauce on top of coleslaw & tomatoes, all topped with black sesame seeds, and panko chicken tacos with a crema sauce. And their version of guacamole. It was basically salsa with avocado, but made as ordered. Damn good food!
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't even begin to describe how beautiful it is here. This is where I belong, my soul is home. I am so calm & at peace here. If I disappear, don't come look for me, just know I'm living my best life
Orange flower surrounded by green plant shootsA path through a coffee plantationA gorgeous waterfallA bright green hillside with an open area leading up to dense trees
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These church bells ring everyday. I don't attend any church services, but there is something oddly soothing to me when I hear church bells. Ignore the power lines, just enjoy the steeples & the sound
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now would be a great time for Naylz to go yard
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT DO WE WANT? PUMPKIN SPICE WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WHEN IT IS SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, BITCHES
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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes.
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Alberto Resists 🏳️‍🌈 🦋 @alberto-resists.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ummmm
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mother of Renee Good: I voted for Trump under the impression that these agents were here to protect the citizens of the US, innocents like our family and the others here, against terrorists. Certainly not to accuse those of us here of being terrorists and take precious lives. This is madness.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/09/2026
using commas again, like a badass
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As I have learned on this trip so far, absolutely. This has been me for the last 4 days
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And when any sex innuendos pop up, I'm 13
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