iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

My biological parents’ anniversary was late June. I was born March 28th. Maybe they shouldn’t have made a baby who was so good at math.

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Especially fun when that game has the bar audio! Neat!

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I guess the cool part about watching nationally televised sports in October is how much the entire bar gets to listen to hate speech against trans kids

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I missed a stunning opportunity for “okay, you’re a cab” at a bar over a decade ago and I’m still thinking about it

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The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“The one that set me off”.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thing about being my age is that the Lyft driver was playing Frank Ocean when I got in the car and immediately switched it to Beach Boys.

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When we were still doing the barbecue popup, I truly lived for the day that I could throw an event that was only Frito Pie. I still have that business license and think about it from time to time.

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(Even if when I make chili I cave 100% of the time and throw a can of beans into it because I want to stretch it further. Which is also right.)

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I MADE SKYLINE DIP YESTERDAY!! Also, Tom’s view on chili is right. ❤️

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need some new shit to cook this week. What we eating lately, team?

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Mike Krukow calling his bestie back so they could hold hands really just shattered me.

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I watched A Quiet Place next to a woman who ordered chips and queso. The theater attendant gently suggested it was a bad call. She declined that advice.

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love knowing from a still photo that the baseball is in motion.

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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The current joke is that you could do a bar crawl of all the places Marco has worked in his decades of bartending in SF, and it might take 2 nights to fit them all in.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck

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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

in my new society we will still have EMS—emergency Marxist services. if the community dwelling in which you are residing begins to combust, EMS can be immediately dispatched to remind you it isn’t really your house, it belongs to all of us, and therefore you are losing nothing at all by its burning

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Jen Watson @jwatson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve read this six times and I am incapable of getting past “notable football icons”

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what is a same sex bathroom dawg

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/09/2026

I do wish I’d known about Dulles testing AI air traffic control this week before, say, I booked a flight out of Dulles this week.

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It's the old "everyone who is cooler than me is a hipster and everyone who is less cool than me is a bro and I am MAD AS FUCK at both of them" but for provincial local politics

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We love an excuse to clean up!

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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

thank you I ALSO love it (Becks at Poppy and Finch!) 🥰🥰🥰

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As a “transplant” to Chicago I just want to say: Fuck you, Kendra.

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We ended up matching the flower arrangements and had no idea that would be true 😂😂

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