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Justin

@justybee.bsky.social
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I am 30 or 40 years old, and I'm here to doomscroll

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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Officials said the boater is a local man who wanted to be on his boat" 😌
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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The Ghostly Tidings of Richard H Moon @rmoonhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rich people. Pondering FIVE orbs, at a time when the average wizard barely has one orb to ponder.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you never have to believe a word these people say about how it's a Hard World and Hard Things Must Be Done. they get off on this shit. one thing to think Hassan being executed is justified, another entirely to do it one handed while jacking yourself off like this.
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Finger @fingerdrawings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You look at this and tell me it's not a miracle!
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Kermit the Frog Riding a Bike
Alt: Kermit the Frog Riding a Bike
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My phone when I'm sitting in the middle seat on a plane: time to stretch your legs!
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol, lmfao even.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Always earning the Gang Of Pedophiles acronym.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well yeah. You should still resign though for all the damage you've done voting for Trump's fascist agenda in the name of "bipartisanship."
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looks like any minute Chris Hansen should be walking in
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Israel has always been a safe haven for American pedophiles avoiding prosecution so that tracks
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Department of Defense is now the Department of Don’t Call It A War Because We Would Have To Pay Benefits To Widows
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks like they still show Gulf of Mexico in the US
Mapy.com map showing Gulf of Mexico
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
IT WAS NEVER THE IMMGRANTS IN SMALL BOATS The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is It will never reach you
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've started using the treadmill at the gym and as a result end up watching local news, CNN, and Fox News simultaneously. I always knew Fox News was trash, but holy shit, it is SO awful. 100% childishly petty, inconsequential political bullshit. How is THIS the content that brainwashed my parents?
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mars buying up all the vet practices is peak capitalism considering their declining quality control in pet food manufacturing is making countless animals sick.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Statue of Liberty plaque Rev. 1: This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here... what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us... this place is best shunned and left uninhabited
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
being called a weakling by a guy who looks like a precious moments figurine
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Protein vat" is a lot more pleasant than saying piss and shit filled box
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Or good news, depending on your perspective
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I was at a restaurant yesterday that had QR code ordering and it asked my gender "to personalize recommendations." 🙄 Like what is this, the 90s?
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Matt 💚♌️ #FreePalestine #FuckICE @analogkid91.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People who don’t put their carts back at the grocery store are terrorists.
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WereBen! @benimated.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saying happy birthday to America this year really feels like saying happy birthday to a terminal cancer patient
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Dave Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“What if the Chinese sent another one of those spy balloons, except this time loaded with pregnant women, and when it floated over the US they all gave birth at once in American airspace? What then?”
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Honestly thrilled to have spent my July 4th leaving the country
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Presumably it would be something about eating brains, being that they would have to be zombies.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
maybe it’s a bad idea to teach your followers that any science that conflicts with doing exactly what they want to do is bullshit
It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I've gotten multiple fraud alerts getting gas at the gas station closest to my house. However no issue with random foreign countries or a big down payment on a car in a different state.
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
have you heard of the classic DSA tactic called “eating?” they take raw plant and animal products, apply heat and spices, and then ingest the combination. it’s how they get energy
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I find it hard to believe a police officer turned out to be a violent sociopath whose life was structured around fantasies of harming others. It's so out of character.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Opening my eyes won't help me see something that only exists in your mind
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
(staring at a kids menu crayon maze) make it make sense
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wild how they’re always up in arms when someone makes an obvious joking comparison or satirical remark and then their very next post is “WATCH US MURDER THIS BOAT OF FISHERMEN”
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Long story short, it's fucking hot outside.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Chemical appetite stimulant additives" but it's literally just sugar. You can eat infinite amounts because you aren't eating any fiber. Literally just eat more fiber. Apply a tiny bit of critical thinking to how you feel before and after eating and you'll know what your body wants you to eat.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They'll actually be fine because they walk places.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Literally nobody asked.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Spencer, let me try to explain this in terms you'll understand: you're being countmogged by mailchads despite building an early lead among inpersoncels who got PTO from filming influencer ads for diarrhea tea on a Tuesday.
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just one more thing. If it’s “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” does that mean that Alvin isn’t a chipmunk?
Peter Falk as Columbo
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Uh oh, gotta murder more children I guess
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This situation has absolutely nothing in common with data centers
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Can't stop laughing at going through all the work to get a journalism degree just so you can complain about municipal advertising rules in foreign countries for a billionaire's propaganda arm
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Don’t trust any software tool written by well adjusted adults. Software should be written by fucked up little gremlin creatures.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The mint chocolate flavor? Jk jk
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 06/05/2026
We never learned how to use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, and now the world has left us behind
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Gods will put you in a pocket dimension to help them fight a giant wolf that is actually one of their adopted sons’ kids rather than go to therapy.
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why would anyone listen to a traumatic brain injury that wants to cut pensions?
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Justin @justybee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Also the MOVE bombings in Philly for a closer and more recent example.
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Joel @jandcochran.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
For John Roberts wept, as there was no more VRA to dismember
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit
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