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Justin Hébert

@justin-hebert.bsky.social
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Ā-BEAR Author: Califia’s Crusade, Aidan’s War Trilogy. Host and producer of “A History of Japan” podcast. He/Him Justin-Hebert.com

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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 18h
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The farmers market peppers when I tell them it's fajitas night:
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willmcphail.bsky.social @willmcphail.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big thanks to Beetle Moses for blessing my book with this guest comic. Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I enjoy watching the occasional Drunk History clip on Youtube but even funnier, to me, than the video is the commenters grousing about the parts they left out. Like, yeah, the narrator definitely left some things out -- they were drunk! Do you not know how this works?
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you'd think a supposedly hella Christian public official would think twice before saying, "yeah you know the way to stop this radical religious movement from spreading is to make a public spectacle of executing its most zealous adherents"
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wordle 1,938 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Still can’t believe it wasn’t my fifth guess…
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well who can argue with that?
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Red Dawn of the Dead
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We Bought a Zoolander
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Practical Magic Mike
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Batmanhunter
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
shimada in 13 Assassins holding up the “total massacre” banner only it’s captioned “hey, what are you guys up to after this?”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every year I make a watchlist of horror films to enjoy throughout the month of October, a mix of classics, favorites, and films I haven’t seen yet. This year, I’m coming up empty on new horror films. Any recommendations?
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No idea why, but I've been thinking about Neo's reaction to being arrested all day. We need more of this energy.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 Swing(s) and a miss(es)
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I enjoyed a surprise encounter with goats today, how was everyone else’s Sunday?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
God at His computer
God at His computer
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg. Best ever
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
Every time I try to talk about deaf cats, my phone corrects it to "dead." It's getting quite awkward. "Have you got any dead cats that need a home?" "Would you consider adopting a dead cat?" "He can't live with kids, he's dead"
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Extra dramatic
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Joe Rosales @joeartguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just want to mention that nobody born after 1990 grasps how much smoking there was in the 70s when I was a kid every time you see a bank of candy machines next to a restaurant’s entrance, know that was where a big cigarette machine was in 1974
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Justin Hébert @justin-hebert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too stupid to be a Leverage villain, quite the disqualification.
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