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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Friends, on the matter of dodgy men in transit vans, allow me to tell you about me, two future members of the House of Lords, and the massive suspect package.

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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Love the fact that in most places back then, rumours of a vampire in the neighbourhood would have had the local kids hiding in their bedrooms, while in the Gorbals, they were like: "Let's get tooled up and leather the cunt."

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Must be officially autumn: the very first polar vortex bullshit story of the season has just popped up on my phone. I look forward to learning the exact date snow will bury 21 counties.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm sure I remember 1981 being better than this #totp

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

House buyers have paid for a super survey. Drains, drones, the whole shebang. I almost expect the surveyor to take a sledgehammer to the walls to make sure they're solid. It's priced for its condition, but I can see it going tits-up anyway.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Behind all this is the clear implication that they've not been able to employ enough pro-MAGA applicants because their background checks revealed they once fucked a horse.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Would-be militia marching through the streets of Bath.

A section of the annual Jane Austen parade in Bath. Napoleonic infantry, I'm told. All I can personally identity is fancy red and white uniforms. Long black boots.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Channeling my late MIL by chewing the ear off someone who rang me up to piss me around. It was an estate agent, though, and she would have thoroughly approved of that. Feel a bit bad that he was so scared he got someone else to call me back.

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Ian Wade @wadeywade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

cokehead patriotism from knuckle dragging imbeciles too weedy to actually fight for a country, but are handy with their fists towards anyone weaker than them. All cheered on by bots, racists and cosplaying Nazis. I want to see every single one of these pricks sobbing as they're sent down.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Mr D is child-proofing cornery bits of furniture in the hope that I will stop hurling fragile lower limbs at them. Mine, not his.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wow. That 'party political broadcast'. A horrible, mawkish, exploitative new low.

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Nicola Spurr @nicolaspurr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A bunch of fash are currently in a standoff protest with the #RNLI in Portsmouth, simply because they brought a boatload of people ashore today. The RNLI! I’ve just donated to the RNLI. You can too 👇 rnli.org/support-us/g... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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140 migrants in single dinghy rescued in English Channel

They were transferred onto two lifeboats and taken to shore in the UK.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Well, today's no better for the fash levels, is it? Resorting to gin now, in case my piss needs to be deployed. I'm very very inland, but there are lots of thickos and macho arseholes about.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

@beakmoo.bsky.social This just came up as the most recent interesting thing you could have done in Gloucester.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Today's plan: gentle exercise, rest, a little sunshine, free of stress and unnecessary physical pain. A good target, somewhat undermined by all the fascism. If they come marching up my road, I promise to throw buckets of stale piss over them. And I can make a lot of piss. Ask anyone.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Imagine being so devoid of credible spokespeople that you wheel out Nadine Dorries to defend Farage on Channel 4.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"As I explained to the nurses at the time, I suffer from a heat rash, which was why I had removed my trousers. The ketchup bottle had fallen out of my shopping and somehow landed in a vertical position, along with a small quantity of olive oil, which had rendered the floor rather slippery..."

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat saying “well, hi!”, this is your lucky day.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just had a post-sandwich bag of crisps that turned out on opening to have been at least double filled. It still contains the same calories as the standard 25g though, right?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Family across the road have gone supersize with this year's bank holiday bouncy castle. It's in their front garden and two storeys high. Kind of thing you might hire if you were having a fun day in your stately home.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Had a beautiful blister on my right thumb, which I conscientiously avoided bursting, only for it to explode by itself as I was tinkering with the innards of the kitchen bin. See, self restraint doesn't pay at all.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I think I will have to relinquish Bobby today, as his seizure medication is running too low to defer his return. Bugger.

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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Renamed to Reflect Modern Day Reality I thank you for your attention to this matter Yours, Lake Ontario

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Didn't take me long (5 minutes approx) to get bored with Test Match Special blaring, then ten minutes in they tossed a coin and I realised the bloody thing hadn't even started yet. It's on upstairs as well.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sis told me Bobby is scared of thunder, which was a bit worrying this morning, but other than running upstairs to check on us, no fucks were given. Bonus is that he can't be arsed going outside when it's wet.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ffs paddington read the room you nutcase

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Mark Simpson @marksimpson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The incredible documentary #DollyParton "Here I Am" will be shown tonight on BBC One at 2240, followed by some of her greatest hits in Dolly at the BBC at 2410.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fuck, what, Dolly Parton? Are you shitting me? I won't bloody have it. Things have gone far enough.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fuck fuck fuck, I need a new phone. This one is lightweight and handy, and new ones look like massive brutes that will be a literal pain in the neck to lug around. I'd try getting this one repaired, but they just look at you as if you're a terrible cheapskate (I am) and try to sell you an 'upgrade'.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Can't stop myself singing I love a Bobby to the tune of I love a lassie. Good thing the kids aren't here to take the piss out of my professed love for 'boabby', the filthy minded gits. Anyway, I think even the dog has had his fill of it now.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Is men hopping relentlessly up and down the channels without stopping to see what's actually on any of them on the list? I'm here for that one.

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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 😍🏳️‍⚧️ All day, every day. 💖

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Did anyone watch the Channel 5 documentary about Farage's financial shenanigans? Mr D is bingeing on a detective programme and I thought someone here might have seen it.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I thought that Mr D was staying in to take in a chocolate delivery, because of the fucked toe and the chances of them pissing off back to the van with it before I hopped to the door. Now it appears he thought he was waiting for a nonexistent grocery delivery.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fucked up a small toe earlier. Thought it was probably not that bad, and would recover with a bit of half-arsed ice and elevation, but my designated dog-piddling garden flip flops won't go on. Arse tit bugger flip wank.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

19 degrees out there just now. Bloody lovely. No sign of rain, but my washing machine is on its final cycle, so it's only a matter of time.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Cloudy. Dug my umbrella out of the shed, and Mr D took it down to the car while I locked up. The only time it rained was during the walk from the house to the car. I put a woolly hat and a bag on my head. The walk around town with large brolly in tow was undertaken in blazing unimpeded sunshine.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Bobby's family are going on a multigeneration trip to Florida, and are on their way to Gatwick for the flight tomorrow. They stopped at a Tesco in Windsor, and one of the grandsons asked if this was Disneyworld. They'll know where to book for the budget trip next time.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Take Jenrick off my telly unless you're going to use the words 'unmitigated' and 'baloney'. I pay my licence fee for news, not unlimited party political broadcasts for fascists.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Had an unusually long chat with my next door neighbour at the front gate when she stopped to see Bobby, and now I have to go repeatedly over the thousand ways in which I might have sounded like a wanker. Somebody shut off my brain, because that's a wanker for a start.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Doggy nephew is here for his holiday. As the son now lives elsewhere, I'm free to call the old pup the best boy in the house. Mr D doesn't hear half of what I say anyway.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Will I crawl upstairs and see if the bedrooms are cooling down yet, or will it be too depressing?

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Okay, 1985 is borderline acceptable as a #TOTP year. 2000 was just silly. Yes, I'm old and past it, but you know I'm right.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Mr D fancied another spot of lower Celsius tourism, and here in Cardigan Bay it's 13 degrees cooler than it was when we set off late morning. And you know something? It's still a bit warm on the promenade. Fuck me.

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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Game changer ⬇️

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Got another offer on the house. Mr D asking now if we should go back to the place we were buying before. Which kind of makes sense. Trouble is, when it all fell through I summoned up all its cons to get me through, and I'm not sure I can dislodge them that easily.

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