Reposted by DawnRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions 491511277
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Quiet as a nun. But not as blood-chilling as B*tman, who was transformed in my nightmares into an entirely black-clad evil entity who regularly flew through my bedroom window to inject poison into my spine. I still can't look at a picture or type the name out in full. Actual bats are fine. 000
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fucking hell, I want one of those now, and the nearest one is 12 miles away. 100
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fringe trim only takes a couple of minutes, so whoever happens to be available gets to do it. I also like the woman who works in the next chair, who does it if the usual one isn't free. But if I go in there as normal, they'll want to book me in for my next proper cut. See, I'm hopeless. 120
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thing is, I don't want my first visit to look as if I'm after a freebie. Even though I'd pay her. Whichever one I pick is going to feel awkward. 120
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Need some advice from anyone with more social nous than me, ie any of you. I'm due my mid-haircut fringe trim, which is free at my usual salon, but my regular hairdresser has just messaged me to say she's setting up on her own this week. So which one gets to make sure I can see where I'm going? 210
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We have been invited to a party next month. Mr D is reacting as if it were a compulsory order to join a cult, and will be spending the next few weeks inventing excuses. 020
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And now Legs and Co are doing a bewildering interpretation of Them Heavy People in shiny silver heels and short silky nighties trimmed with lace. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Of course there aren't any #totp comments in my feed. You're all watching Celebrity Traitors. You're missing Squeeze, you know. 140
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They also failed to secure a victory in a local town by-election, at their second attempt in that ward, in spite of putting up a less openly bigoted candidate this time around. Small fry, but a cheering outcome. 030
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I remember reading that it wasn't Rodney singing the theme tune years ago, but in my heart I still don't actually believe it. 000
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's no reflection on your purchase, as the extra weight of the larger phone was literally giving me a pain in the neck when I tried carrying it about all day. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But that's a handbag. It's useful when I'm out, but I can't carry it around all day. 100
Reposted by DawnJon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Friends, on the matter of dodgy men in transit vans, allow me to tell you about me, two future members of the House of Lords, and the massive suspect package. 14432
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Until I had to get a new one, I always carried my phone in a little pouch, so it never went astray. Now I have to try to remember to take this bugger about the place with me. Most vexing. 110
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you were one of our children, I would be calling you a cheeky bastart right now. I'm now going to plug in my phone for the 25 minute daily charge it requires to maintain my desperate addiction. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can always find it eventually, but as the film was about to start it was quicker to hand it to the man who pretty much only ever uses the off button. 110
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let's be honest, you forget to turn it back on at least 50% of the time, and are thus, according to the day's inclination, dismayed that I have, or have not, prepared to welcome the hunter home with a feast. 210
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's that wee patch of sunlight that puts them off their stroke. 000
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Then I shall start at the beginning, and offer up 'I hope all my days will be lit by your face'. Belter of an opener. 130
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'll be absolutely honest and say I have no idea whether this is true. One minute it wasn't here; the next, it was in my hot little paws. The rest is a blur. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@chauffeurofdawn.bsky.social Another review to add to yours. 000
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026From memory, I believe the best photo is on page 102 or thereabouts. 110
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Phew. I thought you might have been posting spoilers there. 120
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I was a student, I fancied the idea of being a diplomat myself. One lad from my course, okay, old man now, is some kind of ambassador to a big chunk of continent. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at home shouting 'punch him in the fucking face!' at the news. 110
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Drives me nuts. Since Mr D not-quite-retired a year ago, the BBC News channel is in my face more often than not, and if tellies were more robust these days I might have punched ours in the face by now. 010
Reposted by DawnChris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Love the fact that in most places back then, rumours of a vampire in the neighbourhood would have had the local kids hiding in their bedrooms, while in the Gorbals, they were like: "Let's get tooled up and leather the cunt." 28422
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Must be officially autumn: the very first polar vortex bullshit story of the season has just popped up on my phone. I look forward to learning the exact date snow will bury 21 counties. 030
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yikes. Did they mention whether Irn Bru counts? I like really really cold water, but usually only have it in the car. I'll join you in hoping it's all away now. 120
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Awww, he thinks he and his balaclava gang are the poor ickle good guys, does he? 020
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay, Buck's Fizz is a sign that #totp need detain me no longer. I'm off to the cobbles of Weatherfield now. 000
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm sure I remember 1981 being better than this #totp 130
Reposted by DawnBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201155278
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We'll have to wait and see, I suppose. I don't blame the buyers for being cautious. The house is nearly 100 years old. But unless there's something we don't know about ourselves, it's already at the right price. 000
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026House buyers have paid for a super survey. Drains, drones, the whole shebang. I almost expect the surveyor to take a sledgehammer to the walls to make sure they're solid. It's priced for its condition, but I can see it going tits-up anyway. 100
Reposted by DawnNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Behind all this is the clear implication that they've not been able to employ enough pro-MAGA applicants because their background checks revealed they once fucked a horse. 5347
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You've reminded me that at my school the line 'Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone' was followed by 'I left it under the bed'. I don't think I really understood it, but it stayed with me. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was unable to determine that level of wardrobe judgement from my vantage point. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To avoid any confusion or loss of interest, this wasn't the man in pink. 010
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You need to branch off with a description of the young man getting changed as we sat in the car eating our sandwiches, since my view was tragically obscured by an inconveniently positioned tree. Though I did get a glimpse of him pulling up his hose. 210
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He's my sister's dog, back home after his holiday in the D household. 020
Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I won't post them all, but I was very taken with this beau in pink. 010