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Chris Brookmyre

@brookmyre.bsky.social
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Author. One half of Ambrose Parry. One sixth of Fun Lovin' Crime Writers.

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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 18h
Quite Ugly One Evening is a Kindle Monthly Deal for October. Set sail with Parlabane on a luxury cruise at the steerage-class price of 99p. www.amazon.co.uk/Quite-Ugly-O...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 19h
We'll be at Venice Noir with Ian Rankin and Denise Mina on Friday November 13th, talking about the legacy of Jekyll & Hyde on our respective works.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's late September and I really should be... heading to Wigtown for an event with the incomparable @louisewelsh00.bsky.social next Wednesday. tickets.wigtownbookfestival.com/sales/events...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heading to Byres Rd tomorrow evening to talk Parlabane and Ambrose Parry with Marisa Haetzman.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love the fact that in most places back then, rumours of a vampire in the neighbourhood would have had the local kids hiding in their bedrooms, while in the Gorbals, they were like: "Let's get tooled up and leather the cunt."
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Marisa and I will be at Oxfam bookshop on Byres Rd this Friday evening as part of the Byres Rd Book Festival. We'll be chatting about Quite Ugly One Evening, The Death of Shame and what's next for Ambrose Parry.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Marisa and I will be at the Oxfam bookshop on Byres Rd this Friday evening as part of the Byres Rd Book Festival. Despite what's on the poster, we'll be chatting about Quite Ugly One Evening, The Death of Shame and what's next for Ambrose Parry.
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Scottish Book Trust @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Crime fiction fans - we have an amazing book subscription curated by @brookmyre.bsky.social Each month a new book, as chosen by award-winning Scottish author Chris Brookmyre, will be delivered to your door! shop.scottishbooktrust.com/products/boo...
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Crime Monthly Book Subscription – Scottish Book Trust
Get your next read delivered to your door with our crime monthly book subscription box curated by Chris Brookmyre – a perfect gift for readers.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'll be reflecting on thirty years of Parlabane, from Quite Ugly One Morning to Quite Ugly One Evening, this Wednesday at the Edinburgh International Book Festival. Tickets at the link: www.edbookfest.co.uk/events/chris...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thrilled to be returning to the Cheltenham Literature Festival on October 16th for a special event talking about the maritime inspiration for Quite Ugly One Evening.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm on Radio 4's Take Four Books, talking about Quite Ugly One Evening and three books that inspired it. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio 4 - Take Four Books, Christopher Brookmyre
The Scottish writer on his latest crime novel, Quite Ugly One Evening, and its influences.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spotted in the St James Quarter. Jack's Fringe run starts this Thursday. Tickets: www.thestand.co.uk/.../jack-bro...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Marisa and I will be at the Fringe next month. On August 6th we're at The Stand as part of their lunchtime In Conversation series. www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2963/...
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In Conversation With... Chris Brookmyre and Marissa Haetzman - The Stand Comedy Club
Chris Brookmyre is an internationally celebrated crime writer, debuting with Quite Ugly One Morning in 1996 and going on to publish over thirty novels, winni...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Marisa and I will be at the Fringe next month. On August 6th we're at The Stand as part of their lunchtime In Conversation series. www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2963/...
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In Conversation With... Chris Brookmyre and Marissa Haetzman - The Stand Comedy Club
Chris Brookmyre is an internationally celebrated crime writer, debuting with Quite Ugly One Morning in 1996 and going on to publish over thirty novels, winni...
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bookluvvr.bsky.social @bookluvvr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Read @brookmyre.bsky.social's "Quite Ugly One Evening". Has fond memories of discovering this author and binging his wonderfully enjoyable novels about 12 years ago, then reading the new ones as they came out. The return of Jack Parlabane was long awaited, and I loved the occasional passing 1/5
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Doug Johnstone @dougjohnstone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm thrilled to be pitching up at the Theakston Old Peculiar Crime Writing Festival in Harrogate on Friday, having a cheeky half pint with @brookmyre.bsky.social. Come say hi! @harrogatefestivals.bsky.social @orendabooks.bsky.social
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Two generations of Brookmyres appearing at Edinburgh this August. The younger one is by far the funnier. www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2919/...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Equal parts entertaining and frustrating to hear Guy and Alan try to describe shithousery without being able to say shithousery.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I had a fantastic chat with @philwilliamsradio.bsky.social on the Books on the Beach podcast. www.instagram.com/books_on_the... booksonthebeach.co.uk
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Phil Williams on Instagram: "Breaking News: Still Dead !! Chris Brookmyre’s new book deals with our constant obsession with scrolling and updating. Ep 10 of Books on the Beach is live right now on...
17 likes, 0 comments - books_on_thebeach on July 5, 2026: "Breaking News: Still Dead !! Chris Brookmyre’s new book deals with our constant obsession with scrolling and updating. Ep 10 of Books on ...
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/07/2026
There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
On Saturday, Marisa and I had the colossal privilege of being awarded an honorary doctorate by the University of Edinburgh on the 300th anniversary of the founding of the medical school, in acknowledgment of our work writing as Ambrose Parry.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Marisa and I were, if not literally speechless, at least stumblingly inarticulate to have won the Short Story Dagger last night. The Apple Falls Not Far is available as a free ebook and audiobook.
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Hendrik @imgorad.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I read this. It is very good. (Well, I liked it.)😁 If you don't want to buy a Kindle version, Kobo is doing the same deal: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
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Quite Ugly One Evening ebook by Chris Brookmyre - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Quite Ugly One Evening Jack Parlabane is back in this ingenious locked-room mystery" by Chris Brookmyre available from Rakuten Kobo. 'Breathtaking, Succession-meets-The Traitors. Absolutely bril...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You can nab Quite Ugly One Evening for £1.99 on Kindle today only: www.amazon.co.uk/Quite-Ugly-O...
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Bloody Scotland @bloodyscotland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of our favourite days here at Bloody Scotland HQ is when we unleash the McIlvanney Prize long-list - feast your eyes on this lovely bunch! That's your summer reading sorted. The winner will be announced on 18th September in Stirling: bloodyscotland.com/event/bloody...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Very chuffed that The Cracked Mirror has been shortlisted in the foreign novels category for France's Sélection Grand Prix de Littérature Policière 2026.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tickets are now on sale for my event at the Edinburgh International Book Festival, celebrating the thirtieth anniversary of Quite Ugly One Morning and discussing Parlabane's ocean-going culture war misadventures in Quite Ugly One Evening. www.edbookfest.co.uk/events/chris...
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BlueGreen 🌱 @bluegreen3.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I just this second finished @brookmyre.bsky.social’s latest. Wow. I never was a huge Parlabane fan (sorry) but I loved that ending. I have actual tears in my eyes 🥹 He summarises the state of the world, the division & “bad actors” - which leave me inarticulate with fury - so eloquently. FIVE STARS
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Libby Brooks @libbybrooks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Delighted to have won the news category of the @scotrefugeecouncil.bsky.social Media Awards for my reporting on Glasgow's response to Reform UK and their attacks on the city's asylum population
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Marisa and I will be doing an In Conversation event at The Stand on August 6th. Reckon that talk on August 19th might be busy, so if you can't get tickets for that, come and hear us instead. www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2963/...
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I don't think I like the narrative of being in a divided country. When somebody is racist I don't have a difference of opinion with that person. they have a moral failing. I'm not obliged to reach over the boundary and explain that we could probably swap kidneys if we needed. Who has the time lol
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Nic the Bookseller @nic-v.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Jack Parlabane is back! And I’m thrilled to encounter him again, in this super new murder mystery by @brookmyre.bsky.social. A brisk & clever plot (character names a bit tricky). I loved the up-to-the-minute themes of hard right social media, billionaire businessmen and Russian influence. Fun! 💙📚⚡️
Quite Ugly One Evening 
By Chris Brookmyre. 
A Jack Parlabane Mystery: 
“Blood is thicker than water. And much messier.”
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Heading to the Wirral on Thursday as the Fun Lovin' Crime Writers play our first full gig of 2026. Come and see us murdering songs for fun in Heswall. events.ticketquarter.co.uk/event/event-...
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Fun Lovin Crime Writers are back!
Fun Lovin Crime Writers are back!
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Doug Johnstone @dougjohnstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
EVENT ALERT! I'm appearing at the beautiful Borders Book Festival in Melrose TOMORROW at 9pm with @brookmyre.bsky.social. We will be talking shite and playing a couple of tunes - come and find us! bordersbookfestival.org @orendabooks.bsky.social
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Abir Mukherjee @radiomukhers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A little message about the Britain I love.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's a Bothwell double bill in Stirling on September 19, with me representing the genteel southern end of the village, and @radiomukhers.bsky.social the less refined north. bloodyscotland.com/event/in-con...
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Abir Mukherjee @radiomukhers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ten years ago, at my first Bloody Scotland, I chased the phenomenal @brookmyre.bsky.social down the street to tell him how much I loved him. A decade on, and with the restraining order lifted, I get to be on stage with him! Tickets here: bloodyscotland.com/event/in-con...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I am heading to Cornwall in July for the Penzance Literary Festival, where I will be chatting about Quite Ugly One Evening on July 9th, then appearing with Marisa Haetzman to discuss our Ambrose Parry novels on July 10th. Tickets at the link: www.pzlitfest.co.uk
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crimebookgirl @crimebookgirl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
New review! It's a welcome return to Jack Parlabane in Quite Ugly One Evening by @brookmyre.bsky.social (thx @fionabrownlee.bsky.social for the proof) - "Quite beautifully executed, and quite perfectly entertaining" #BookSky
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Review: Quite Ugly One Evening
Chris Brookmyre - Quite Ugly One Evening Published by Abacus Books (Little, Brown), hardback £22 Also available in ebook. I received a proof copy of the novel from the publisher for review purposes. Many thanks to Fiona Brownlee for facilitating this. First, the official blurb: Reporter Jack Parlabane thrives on chasing stories in unlikely places, and where could be less likely than a fan convention on a cruise liner celebrating a contentious Sixties TV series?
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 25/05/2026
“The rough-finish Mitre. Half football, half Portuguese Man o’ War. On the verge of a ban in the European Court of Human Rights, this model is not for sale to children” —from “Playground Football” by @brookmyre.bsky.social Today, 25 May, is #WorldFootballDay ⚽ dearscotland.com/2009/08/07/p...
A white football (i.e. soccer ball – the game where you mostly hit the ball with your feet, rather than carry it in your hands, I'm just saying) – the Mouldmaster 5 Mitre. It's white, moulded in plastic, with a rough finish and with shallow grooves to mimic panels on a leather football.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm heading for @capitalcrime.bsky.social next month, talking about thirty years of Parlabane. See you at St Paul's.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm talking thirty years of Parlabane with Mark Billingham in Stewarton and East Kilbride this week, then it's a double-header with Callum McSorley in Linlithgow.
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Hull Noir @hullnoir.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thanks to all who joined us at Hull Libraries (Central and online) last night to hear from the brilliant @brookmyre.bsky.social. A treat!
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
www.scotswhayhae.com/post/return-... Had a great chat with Alistair Braidwood for the excellent @scotswhahae.bsky.social podcast.
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Return Of The Jack: The Scots Whay Hae! Podcast Talks To Chris Brookmyre...
For the latest Scots Whay Hae! podcast Ali caught up with writer Chris Brookmyre to talk about Quite Ugly One Evening, the latest Jack Parlabane mystery which is published 30 years after his celebrate...
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Hull Libraries @hulllibraries.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You'll find us in the Children's Library on the ground floor of Central Library for @hullnoir.bsky.social again this month. If . Our guest will be @brookmyre.bsky.social Chris will be talking about 'Quite Ugly One Evening', 20th May (7pm).
Pictures of Chris Brookmyre and the cover of his latest book and text as follows: Hull Noir and Hull Libraries present Chris Brookmyre
Quite Ugly One Evening by Chris Brookmyre
Wednesday 20 May 7pm
Hull Central Library + livestreamed to an online audience
An Atlantic voyage. A family at war. A secret worth killing over.
Reporter Jack Parlabane thrives on chasing stories in unlikely places, and where could be less likely than a fan convention on a cruise liner celebrating a contentious Sixties TV series? But unlike the media family exploiting their show's renewed relevance, he's not there to stoke controversy: he’s there to solve a murder. And that's not even the tricky part. No, the tricky part is definitely the dead body locked in a cabin with him, covered in his blood.
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Absolutely thrilled to get this review in @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...
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Chris Brookmyre @brookmyre.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Gave an interview to that indefatigable champion of crime fiction @mattnixson.bsky.social at The Express: www.express.co.uk/entertainmen...
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I wanted to write about a fun reporter character with all the best lines
EXCLUSIVE: Three decades since Chris Brookmyre's debut crime novel Quite Ugly One Morning exploded onto the literary scene, fan favourite Jack Parlabane's back
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I don't want a battle of ideas. I want wealthy people and businesses to pay a fair share of taxes because the wealth does not trickle down and we're all poorer for it, and I want racists and transphobes to stop having undue influence of government policy.
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Canongate @canongate.co.uk · 14/05/2026
This is only getting worse: we're getting a lot of emails and phone calls from people receiving fraudulent emails claiming to be from Canongate editors.
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Doug Johnstone @dougjohnstone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Paisley, we are coming for you this Friday. Expect banter and tunes, plus @valmcdermid.bsky.social! @brookmyre.bsky.social @orendabooks.bsky.social
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