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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes

@juniperbear.bsky.social
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Not actually a dog but mostly post pictures of my three couch potatoes • Juniper Bear and Alice and Franklin

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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 9h
IT'S SUSHI WEDNESDAY FOR POPPY
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 11h
Friends 🥰
A small dog named Franklin and a large dog named Poppy sitting on a couch together.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 17h
Recovering from my covid shot and Poppy is happy to help.
A large sweet dog cuddled up against her human.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lady Poppington, reporting for scritches.
A large German Shepherd dog named Poppy has positioned herself on the couch to receive scritches.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poppy needs to actually see the leash before she agrees to get off of the couch
A suspicious German Shepherd.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My adult child spritzed Poppy with water to help her stay cool aaaaand today we learned that Poppy does not like this and that she holds a grudge. She communicates her dislike by looking really sad every time the offending party walks into the room. (Fortunately grudge can be fixed with a walk.)
A German Shepherd, happy again after a walk.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't believe we have any treats left tbh I mean come on.
A very sweet German Shepherd who would just like one more treat, please.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Monday from Franklin, seen here looking in the direction he thinks my voice is coming from.
A senior chihuahua mix named Franklin sitting on a bed looking away from the camera.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poppy got to lick a baby's toes on her walk today, so she's feeling particularly happy right now.
A happy German Shepherd about to paw at the camera with glee.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would you like to see Poppy's treat time?
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys there was a door between us for a second but it's ok now we fixed it.
A large dog named Poppy, very relieved.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is possible Poppy is a little extra Velcro this morning after I left her FOREVER. This photo series shows her falling asleep as I stroked her front paw last night after she got done softly crying out her happiness that I came back.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At a concert in Berkeley, texting with our Poppy-sitter. 😂
The Greek Theatre in Berkeley with a view of the bay and sunset.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always interesting to note at what point the responses to a post get weird, and today's answer seems to be 647.
A post with a picture of Poppy the German Shepherd that says, "Multiple people literally stopped in their tracks to tell Poppy how beautiful she is on our walk today. Someone come deflate her ego." And a response that says,  "Oh my goodness, that's a real problem that needs solving immediately. A woman walking down the street getting complimented by strangers should be a daily occurrence, not a reason for panic."
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Multiple people literally stopped in their tracks to tell Poppy how beautiful she is on our walk today. Someone come deflate her ego. 😂
A large German Shepherd panting after a walk. She has planted herself in a pile of dirty towels so apparently laundry can wait.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SMOOSH FACE
A small senior chihuahua mix named Franklin with his face smooshed into a pillow.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She is so happy. 😆
A large dog named Poppy smiling with her eyes closed while snuggled on a couch.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poppy has officially become a couch dog. She is the clumsiest dog I've ever seen getting on and off of the couch, but once she's there she's home.
A German Shepherd named Poppy very comfortable in the most comfortable spot on the couch.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some extremely important news from our couch this evening.
A large dog named Poppy using a small dog named Franklin as a pillow.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think Poppy wants some cheese and crackers?
A German Shepherd being really cute with her head resting on the couch and giving puppy dog eyes.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poppy walks, now WITH TREAT TIMES!
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No big deal, just a tiny dog and a giant dog snuggling a little bit.
A small chihuahua mix named Franklin on a couch with a large German Shepherd named Poppy. They are holding paws.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if...attention for Poppy?
A large dog named Poppy giving puppy dog eyes for attention.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hiking with Poppy!
A large German Shepherd sitting and panting on a path with a hill behind her.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope.
A large German Shepherd 100% convinced I am about to share with her.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Why?"
A sad dog.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a fly in the house.
A sad dog.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update: Still doing important things.
A large dog resting between her human's leg and a small dog.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poppy and I are doing important things today.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually, grocery stores are ok. Poppy will allow this.
A German Shepherd with a bag of Halloween dog cookies.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An important update:
A senior dog wrapped in a towel with his tongue hanging out.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Franklin had a bath.
A senior pup wrapped in a towel.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help! Illegal things are happening!
A large dog looking sad on the opposite side of a dog fence from her person.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually, we are not allowed to leave the house, even to go to the grocery store.
A large dog named Poppy blocking the front door.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to figure out what I see in this one. 🤔
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you enjoy Poppy and hate ICE...
A large dog named Poppy behind a table with a dog that says ICE out of everywhere.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exhausted.
A sleeping dog named Poppy. She is on a couch surrounded by pillows and blankets.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And ending war.
A large dog next to a sign that says students against war. She is wearing a tshirt.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She is passionate about social change.
A large dog sitting next to a sign that says students for social change.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poppy is an activist now.
A large dog sitting with a free Palestine sign.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Strawberry latte art. 100% intentional. 😂
Accidental latte art that looks a little bit like a strawberry.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am taking Poppy to an event in Berkeley this afternoon and she will be wearing this lovely tshirt.
A German Shepherd dog on a couch wearing a tshirt.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friend.
A lizard that has been hanging around my yard recently.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Old Man Franklin is ready.
A senior chihuahua mix wearing a light blue hoodie.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortunately we got in a walk for Poppy during a brief less smoky period this morning, but for most of the day the air quality has been terrible throughout the East Bay. Not sure why a prescribed burn was scheduled for a hot day, again. 😷🥵
A large dog named Poppy.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She's very determined
A German Shepherd licking peanut  butter from a treat mat. A German Shepherd licking peanut butter from a treat mat.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Peanut butter! With crushed treats!
A German Shepherd named Poppy licking a mat with peanut butter and treats on it.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We went for a walk and now it's treat time!
A smiling German Shepherd named Poppy.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She spent the rest of our walk circling me to try to get us back to the cat yard and then somehow found the same cat a block from where it had been before, under a car? Then she sat patiently waiting for the cat to come out and say hi. (It did not.)
A German Shepherd who is getting tired of me taking her picture instead of petting her.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poppy just came within two feet of saying hello to a neighborhood cat and she's so happy.
A happy German Shepherd.
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