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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes

@juniperbear.bsky.social
2.9K followers 293 following 5.1K posts

Not actually a dog but mostly post pictures of my three couch potatoes • Juniper Bear and Alice and Franklin

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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 10h
It was a beautiful evening out! I get the feeling Poppy's favorite part was when we came home, though, cookie(s) aside.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 10h
Lol
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 10h
Poppy had at least one cookie.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 14h
(Poppy-sitters are my teenage child and a friend )
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 14h
At a concert in Berkeley, texting with our Poppy-sitter. 😂
The Greek Theatre in Berkeley with a view of the bay and sunset.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 17h
Fish seemed like the best case scenario to me until I read the alt 😂
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 18h
😂
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19h
😅
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19h
We have doors and windows closed today because of the heat, and and this is UNACCEPTABLE
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19h
It's a creepy thing to say anyway, and totally out of place here.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
Just today I went downstairs for SEVERAL MINUTES, leaving Poppy upstairs with DIFFERENT HUMANS!
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
For sure lol
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
It's becoming a distant memory for her 😂
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
This is very exciting news!
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
I don't block much. Usually just ignore and hide. If I were to see someone multiple times being weird I would block.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
Poor Syvie! Poppy sat straight up when she heard the cry.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
I guess I hope it is a bot? And I think 93 is the same as me. The other number was the likes at the time I took the screenshot 😂
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
Right!?
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20h
Always interesting to note at what point the responses to a post get weird, and today's answer seems to be 647.
A post with a picture of Poppy the German Shepherd that says, "Multiple people literally stopped in their tracks to tell Poppy how beautiful she is on our walk today. Someone come deflate her ego." And a response that says,  "Oh my goodness, that's a real problem that needs solving immediately. A woman walking down the street getting complimented by strangers should be a daily occurrence, not a reason for panic."
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 22h
What a strange thing to say
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Comic Books Danny @comicbooksdanny.bsky.social · 22h
I’m about to roast this dog
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23h
This is fair.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23h
She does!
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23h
Unlikely, but we got walks in early so we can stay in the shade the rest of the day 😊
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23h
Multiple people literally stopped in their tracks to tell Poppy how beautiful she is on our walk today. Someone come deflate her ego. 😂
A large German Shepherd panting after a walk. She has planted herself in a pile of dirty towels so apparently laundry can wait.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23h
That is probably the issue lol
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a placeholder while Franklin is outside.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh she definitely does. Her medication regimen and exercise seem to keep it under control for now, but she's slow climbing onto furniture. She's also just an oaf in general.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SMOOSH FACE
A small senior chihuahua mix named Franklin with his face smooshed into a pillow.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She is so happy. 😆
A large dog named Poppy smiling with her eyes closed while snuggled on a couch.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will try. She usually decides it is imperative to get onto the couch immediately once I am there, so the angle is not great.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some extremely important news from our couch this evening.
A large dog named Poppy using a small dog named Franklin as a pillow.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have never seen a more dramatic entrance or exit. 😂
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi Merlin! 🥰
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poppy has officially become a couch dog. She is the clumsiest dog I've ever seen getting on and off of the couch, but once she's there she's home.
A German Shepherd named Poppy very comfortable in the most comfortable spot on the couch.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are very sweet together.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really impressive how quickly she has learned Franklin's love language.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥹
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some extremely important news from our couch this evening.
A large dog named Poppy using a small dog named Franklin as a pillow.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course!
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven't heard her say no yet, so this could be interesting...
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the correct answer.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think Poppy wants some cheese and crackers?
A German Shepherd being really cute with her head resting on the couch and giving puppy dog eyes.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The shelter estimated that she was 8 when she was found as a stray. That was last November. She has been with us since April.
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Down to needing to sell 6 framed pieces to have rent! Just hours left before it needs to be paid. Not allowed to be short or late.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poppy walks, now WITH TREAT TIMES!
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No big deal, just a tiny dog and a giant dog snuggling a little bit.
A small chihuahua mix named Franklin on a couch with a large German Shepherd named Poppy. They are holding paws.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poppy walks, now WITH TREAT TIMES!
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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