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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The DUP and SF have been in a staring contest over who will collapse stormont first and I don't see how that won't happen when a load of people get battered off the road by the PSNI so 35 pricks, who've been using an alternative route for 28 years, can march down a road full of taigs.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The Belfast Telegraph have run an article on the leader of the masked mob in Dover at the weekend, photographed back in June at the riots in Belfast. For unknown reasons they've pixelated some of the faces. Unpixelated image below.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No such thing as a good landlord.
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If your wife’s a cunt and you stay on, what does that make you?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s 2 months to the day since the Belfast pogroms. It was a terror act carried out by two proscribed terror groups: UDA & UVF. Use the language: pogrom, ethnic cleansing, paramilitary attack, terror. Minimising it to ‘rioting’ or ‘violence’ lets UK Gov off the hook and facilitates whitewashing.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
DOD is not letting trans service members attend their own separation hearings unless they conform with Whiskey Pete's notion of their gender. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/u...
At least six of Ms. Rashid’s clients were barred from attending their own separation board hearings because they refused to cut their hair and appear in the uniform of their sex assigned at birth. One was a master sergeant in South Korea with 17 years of service who was allowed to testify by video, but only if she turned off her camera.

“I have gone to pretrial confinement hearings where somebody is so addicted to meth that they are throwing up on my shoes,” Ms. Rashid said. “They were allowed into their own hearing.”
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
‘You couldn’t put a sheet of paper between them [gender criticals] and the far-right.’ Alison Morris, July 28 Pass it on.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 19/07/2026
China just got a heliostat plant – a concentrated solar power (CSP) station using a large field of computer-controlled mirrors, [heliostats], to reflect the sun on to a tall central tower – to power 170k homes a year and save 130k tons of CO2. The US is getting a ballroom.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 19/07/2026
I'm speaking at this Pride so if you feel like helping support them a little (even by sharing) that would be appreciated. They run on a battered shoestring. This was the first Pride in the UK to ban politicians who had supported the puberty blocker ban.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 19/07/2026
Reminder that the PSNI have banned officers from participating in Pride in their uniforms, but posing with terrorists is quite alright
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News Breaking LIVE @newsbreakinglive.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BREAKING: Police in UK confirm additional charges against Andrew and Tristan Tate. The brothers were arrested in Miami this afternoon pending legal proceedings
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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The same people who think Canada can just rake leaves to end forest fires & filter air at the border to eliminate smoke also believed ivermectin cured covid, ectopic pregnancies are transferable & the prolonged sunning of one’s testicles is a great idea.
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Spooky Sasquatch @nerdysasquatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's satisfying that despite having all the money in the world, tech bros will never be cool. They will never be able to buy an actual personality or people who like them for genuinely positive reasons. And as much as they want to, they can't force people to like their tech scams.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
New drilling isn't just a catastrophic signal of us stepping back from our climate commitments, it also runs against the geological reality of an almost depleted resource. Our focus should be on cheap, clean fuel for the future - not propping up oil and gas. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Burnham to Back North Sea Oil and Take Control of Thames Water
Within days of taking office incoming prime minister Andy Burnham is preparing to announce new drilling for oil and gas in the North Sea as well as taking public control of Thames Water.
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🎃 🩸 𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕆𝕣𝕕 🩸 🎃 @therealkyleord.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mel Gibson punched his then girlfriend in the teeth and threatened her with a gun while she was holding their infant child. The fact this man still works is disgraceful.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Take a minute for this Sam Neill clip, reuniting with his JP co-stars.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The idea that we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead seems ridiculous to me. What more important time is there to set the public memory of the good or bad a person has put into the world than when they die. It’s the gift we give to those we loved, and the bill due for those who made others miserable.
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
'7% said it was OK to burn down migrant businesses. 8% said it was justified to burn migrants out of their homes. 11%a greed with intimidating migrants out of an area.' In 1998, 28.88% voted against the Good Friday Agreement. That was 483,206 people who weren't fussed about carnage ending. [1/2]
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If more than 154,000 people are happy to see immigrants burned out of their homes, the conversation needs to change
Rising racial tensions and migration fears are splitting Northern Ireland. Explore the polling, risks and what open debate could change
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Allison Boggs Marion 🇨🇦 @coffeeandabagel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Saw this recently: It’s illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through multiple settings to use NAV or turn on the AC. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 05/07/2026
Always amazes me how clueless the rest of the world is at how much money still gets thrown at terrorists in Northern Ireland. You'll also note how there is no name on this article. That will be to keep the journalist safe.
LOYALISTS PULL OUT OF £2.9M PEACE PROJECT OVER DISSIDENT FEUD
UDA/UVF ex-prisoners’ withdrawal from the government scheme blamed on ONH violence
Sunday Life 5 Jul 2026 Sunday Life reporter
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Randy Douglas @randydouglas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I will assert, again, that the only reason to drive a Cybertruck is to save time going door to door to tell people you’re an asshole.
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Sam McBride @sjamcbride.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PSNI Chief Constable Jon Boutcher has now confirmed to the Policing Board the accuracy of the Belfast Telegraph's reporting. At the time, the PSNI said it had no evidence that loyalist paramilitaries were orchestrating last month's race riots. We said they were. 1/2
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/06/2026
*you're
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
CBS Propaganda was forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed song from Peanuts during his final show. The owner of Peanuts donated that fine to hero Chef Jose Andres’ amazing World Central Kitchen. A beautiful final fuck you from Mr. Colbert. Love it. 💙👊
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
still from a tv showing coverage of the UFC white house fight. it's joe rogan in an ugly tie that's too short holding a microphone and looking like a blister with acne. You can see the white House in the background.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social next year you guys should close the road for a half hour and let the people see the #manhattanhenge or turn it into a whole day festival!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
hey guys, your favorite manosphere podcaster here and for todays episode we’re gonna spend 2 hours looking at pics of dudes and breaking down how masculine they are, but first we answer the age old question: how gay is it to buy flowers for a woman youre in a committed relationship with?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/05/2026
I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@limmy.com best birthday present ever! Canny wait to wheeze laugh myself.
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Elaine Crory @elainecrory.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Good morning! Jeffrey Donaldson's trial begins today. Please resist the urge to see this as a trial of his party or of his politics, it is about the victims. Think you know who the alleged victims are? Good for you - now can it. Do not believe for a second that yapping online can't collapse a trial.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/05/2026
After reviewing texts from sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln reporting they're starving, Marine Corps vet/journalist Zisser: “I don’t care what your politics are—if you raise your right hand and swear an oath to the Constitution, you should not have to worry whether you’ll get adequate food.”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) $AZO
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/05/2026
Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app
attenborough-100.vercel.app
Attenborough at 100 — A Nature Documentary Archive
Explore nearly 5,000 episodes across 90 series — from Zoo Quest in 1954 to Secret Garden in 2026. Search by animal, habitat, location, or theme.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 04/05/2026
I know this is all very important but that map of NI is sending me...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats. (We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)
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The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ InfoWars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo
Love wins.
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Under the Public Processions (NI) Act 1998, N. Ireland has the Parades Commission which regulates public processions and protests. This fascist rally was given the go ahead despite the town’s businesses saying they would have to send black & migrant workers home for their own safety. [1/n]
Police interviewed by NFs Tony Martin and UVF bank robber Mark Sinclair.
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sinclair is a UVF convicted armed robber. He’s not a documenter or ‘journalist’ - he’s a violent racist who just happens to turn up to pre-organised racist intimidation & violence that he promotes and monetises. Not acting on far-right public order offences and harassment is state complicity.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
🎶this is how legends are made🎶
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