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Jr Johnson

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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heard this played in a fairly nationalist bar on Friday night. Celtic fans all sang it after winning the 55th trophy. I think it’ll be reclaimed lol. Comical. Even Tina despised them.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s a fucking rabid west Brit cunt with no balls and thin lips. Fuck that cowardly imp.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🫡 Dr King
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The cops told the parades commission they had no intel on any trouble and the boxes were ticked and the parade allowed. The cops are sectarian corrupt insatiably incompetent bastards. Top cop needs to go.
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The DUP and SF have been in a staring contest over who will collapse stormont first and I don't see how that won't happen when a load of people get battered off the road by the PSNI so 35 pricks, who've been using an alternative route for 28 years, can march down a road full of taigs.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wexford
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am very sorry sir. I can’t even imagine. I’m sure you’re rightfully devastated. I always stop if I see a dead cat or dog and let the nearest house know in case they’re the owner or know them.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Airbnb is such a malignant tumour.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel seen. I’m sorry I haven’t. I will try to be better. I’d consider myself an ally all in, but I’ve not reached out. And lost a trans friend to suicide in the last few years, too.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😂
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not angry, I’m white hot with schadenfreude this whole week. Israel telling the Brits to hand back the Malvinas, ian og and his mate showing up in a Charlie Kirk hat hoping United Ireland Don would notice, and now this Shyte songed ginger English cunt is being fleeced. It’s BRILLIANT.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we talk about both? He has an MBE and wears an England jersey. He’s as fake as faux can be. Oirish twat. I hope he’s finished. It’s almost too late for Robert Kraft but I’d be delighted if he spent the remainder of his days being slapped with a wet face cloth in a hot arid cell.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kneecap - #ibelieveher
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
About what you’d expect, from an MBE toting Brit. Fuck him, and fuck anyone alongside him.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When it comes to them , #ibelieveher
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It has me tickled pink. Laughing randomly for the last three hours at the thought of the Lockhart / allister / Bryson group chat.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’d have swiped the aspergillum outa the bishop’s hand to bless the blueshirts in dun Laoghaire the thin lipped cunt.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ai - no critical thinking. When the yanks offered the indigenous folk on the atolls outboard motors so they could get across the bay without battling weather or rowing, they refused. ‘When you’re gone, there will be no more motorboats, and we will have forgotten how to gauge tide and wind.’
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The Belfast Telegraph have run an article on the leader of the masked mob in Dover at the weekend, photographed back in June at the riots in Belfast. For unknown reasons they've pixelated some of the faces. Unpixelated image below.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The last 16 seconds of holding the shot was awesome
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gorgeous!
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m sure he’ll find a fence to sit on till the next ladder walks by.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know it’s a slog but sometimes ringing round a few local brokers can throw up a gem. I’m insured on a 2002 4.3V8 for £489. Top whack everything £300 excess.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wish your work was available to purchase individually per article. I’ve no interest in any of the rest of your colleagues’ work and can’t justify a subscription for one journalist. But I bet it’s interesting.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MI5 - kompromat. What have they got on the serving members. I don’t know a whole lot about kincora but I know some things about some things. Let me tell ye, it’s rotten from the top to the bottom. Everybody knows the dice are loaded, everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play it. If only to piss off the wabs that wouldn’t
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.threads.com/share/_kGcTD... She was a saint.
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Marco Foster (@marco.foster) on Threads
Dolly Parton on supporting the LGBTQ+ community (2016): “I do not believe we should criticize and judge other people. If you’re the fine Christian you think you are, why are you judging people? I just...
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sam, a former member of the UUP told me once that Trimble was shown pictures by spies, of himself, that he’d never want the world to see, went outside, vomited, came back into the room and eventually signed the GFA. Any truth in that?
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In 1937, not content with killing each other here, we all fucked off to Spain to do it there too. The church, Fine Gael were on the side of the fascist blueshirts who fought with Franco. The rest fought in the Intl Brig. from all over the world to try and stem the rising fascist tide. Same thing.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Viva La Quinta Brigada - verse 6.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No such thing as a good landlord.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The hypocrites spouting the anti mamdani bullshit are the same weasels that would happily bet on, play, or attend LIV golf or get into bed with Saudi money.
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There can never be any redepemtion for anyone who voted for him after the first time. Never. They knew.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He was the best of us. Tell me all your cohen stories that aren’t for keeping to yourself. ‘Was our prayer so damn unworthy, The Son rejected it?’
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If your wife’s a cunt and you stay on, what does that make you?
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The people I help at work are grateful.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I bet that gimp sits on his sofa in his boxers cry wanking to changing of the guard YouTube videos with a half empty bottle of champagne and a few lines of Peruvian powder on the marble coffee table. Balmy square headed chopped face cunt.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is this the same or a version of the piece in the Birmingham museum? I was absolutely delighted to see your art hanging there when we visited brum to see To Kill a Mockingbird in the hippodrome. 🤘🖤
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Does zuck hate his dad as much as musk/tate/trump/rogan? I hope so.
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Found a provider with vape carts and currently enjoying them immensely. Had a crafty, a mighty and a volcano, despised the pax, and was about to pull the trigger on an Arizer solo 3. Check em out. Guy on YouTube does good in depths. I like it to draw like a mix of bong/joint. Few do. 🤷‍♀️
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s all those empty vessels have left. They don’t have any way out of picking holes in his work or effort or results. They have only disdain and cheap low hanging fruit left. They’re hopefully a dying tumour. I hope he romps it home.
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Claire Mullaly @clairemullaly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s 2 months to the day since the Belfast pogroms. It was a terror act carried out by two proscribed terror groups: UDA & UVF. Use the language: pogrom, ethnic cleansing, paramilitary attack, terror. Minimising it to ‘rioting’ or ‘violence’ lets UK Gov off the hook and facilitates whitewashing.
Pogrom
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Jr Johnson @juniorjohnson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wait wait… is it gonna eat my leftist ass like corn on the cob? Cause froggy 2.0 should definitely offer that service.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
DOD is not letting trans service members attend their own separation hearings unless they conform with Whiskey Pete's notion of their gender. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/u...
At least six of Ms. Rashid’s clients were barred from attending their own separation board hearings because they refused to cut their hair and appear in the uniform of their sex assigned at birth. One was a master sergeant in South Korea with 17 years of service who was allowed to testify by video, but only if she turned off her camera.

“I have gone to pretrial confinement hearings where somebody is so addicted to meth that they are throwing up on my shoes,” Ms. Rashid said. “They were allowed into their own hearing.”
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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