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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Canadian politicians I have a policy resolution I’d like to bring to the floor #cdnpoli

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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I assume that all the people screaming about the “safety” of women in bathrooms because of the potential presence of trans women are now advocating for the elimination of all fraternities on every campus, right? Right?

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In the last week we’ve seen the signing of a hockey player accused of sexual assault to the Oilers, a woman forced to remain seated beside a masturbating man on an airplane & now the horrific case out of Cornell Other men stood by & did nothing We choose the bear because statistically, it’s safer

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Chad :mstdn: @chad.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

We’re at the point in Alberta where Ministers of the crown are celebrating the opening of garage doors. That’s it. It’s a garage door. Not an ambulance, no, it’s a garage door. #ableg #abpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not to give my future plans away But I may get to see this in person in the not too distant future 😉

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Let’s be honest, we always knew we had one rat. We just made her Premier so we always knew where she was. #ableg

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trump bans CNN, MSNow & Politico. This is (again) a master class seminar in solidarity (and lack of it), capitalism (and its power) and who determines the information the public receives. And the overwhelming apathy that allows it.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The often unrecognized factor of end stage capitalism is that industry collectively & intentionally stops giving the consumer what they want to force continual purchase of higher expense goods to ensure higher profit margins & stock inflation 1/x

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A man who tans himself to the colour of curried chicken should be more concerned about the health effects of other things found in the sky. #uspoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Colin Kaepernick was never signed to a professional team after his actions but Alex Formenton was Just in case anyone needed a direct lesson into the values of billionaires who own sports teams.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

An elite athlete has a sphincter malfunction & the internet loses their mind 99% of us would shit ourselves 15 minutes in to a hyrox competition And 80% of us are reading this while sitting in the Golden Throne So simmer down or I’ll enlighten you as to the bacterial load of your next MudRun

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Canada becoming an associate member of the EU brings a whole new angle to the song Is He Gay or European? #canpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You built a car with unlimited engine, drove it to the top of a steep hill, placed a bricked on the gas pedal & removed the brake, told us all we needed a ride & now you want the rest of the village to help hold it back for you 🙄

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Am I the only person with the profound sense that I’m being gaslit into accepting AI? Building data centres “will” create jobs, AI “will” cure cancer, you “must” use it at work & school to succeed Politicians, media & pundits repeat these predictions as accepted facts It’s classic gaslighting

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As the President does love himself some UFC on the White House lawn, might I suggest we settle our trade war by hosting a cage match on Parliament Hill between Chrétien & Trump. I’m sure old Jean hasn’t lost his mean right hook & in a nod to nostalgia, we’ll hold a pie sale for charity #canpoli

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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Interesting data from @davidcoletto.bsky.social at Abacus. Alberta is a province that “has been asked a question it did not want by a government it does not trust to answer it, about a country it is not prepared to give up, in the shadow of a neighbour it does not trust at all.”

David Coletto O @DavidColetto
The results of our deep dive into Alberta public opinion is fascinating. I really think people will find it incredibly valuable and insightful.
Here's my summary of what I think we found.
Alberta is a province right now that...
1, Judges Canada to be on a better track than Alberta
2 Feels more favourable to the federal Liberal leader to its conservative Premier
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and...
Feels far angrier than hopeful about independence
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Has been asked a question it did not want by a government it does not trust to answer it, about a country it is not prepared to give up, in the shadow of a neighbour it does not trust at all.

Bar chart: Most Albertans say the province is on the wrong track; views of Canada are more evenly split

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It would appear President Trump, despite the genius he claims to be, has misinterpreted the phrase “go piss off” from the Canadian trade delegation. #canpoli

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Senator Paula Simons 🇨🇦 @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My rallying cry. We must reject these nine noxious questions, which are cynically designed to incite discrimination and foment distrust in our courts, our county, and our fellow Canadians. Say no to the nine. And please read snd share. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #Canada #Alberta #notothenine

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Alberta's Referendum Questions - The Noxious Nine - Alberta Views

Nine disingenuous, malicious referendum questions, push-polls, designed to incite social division and undermine confidence in the country.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I took far, far too much joy this morning in waking up the teen who hasn’t seen daylight before noon since June. I may go to karmic hell but the sweet tang of retribution may be balanced by the mindfulness manner I used in experiencing the fulsome bliss of it

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

School starts this week with all the overexcited little people hitting the streets on foot, on bikes & at bus stops And they vibrate with lack of spatial awareness of cars or roads If we can wait in drive thrus for our morning caffeine & timbit, we can definitely take the time slow down for them

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Translation: Poilievre needs new TikTok videos of him parading in parliament pretending to be relevant. #cdnpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Canada is using shit ticket as a tariff weapon. Once we burned their White House. Now we’ll TP it. #uspoli #canpoli

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine starting a massive financially devastating trade war with your closest ally just so everyone would stop talking about the love notes your girlfriend hands you. #uspoli #cdnpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Canada is the girlfriend who’s had enough of her boyfriend’s dysfunctional bullshit, packed up, moved out & movin’ on. Boxes to the left. #cdnpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ahem Mr Jivani We ladyfolk totally get the implications inherent in being told to “mind one’s tone” We also know to leave an abusive partner because it’s never better for the kids Evidently PM Carney recognizes this too. #uspoli #canpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The one social construct Canadians have en masse is the art of passive aggression with plausible deniability Let’s perfect the slow boat Sure we’ll still export but I’m sorry, we lost your order, sorry, we forgot to turn on that switch, sorry, we forgot to load the truck, sorry day off 🤷🏼‍♀️ #cdnpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The trade deal collapsed due to Trump’s last minute demand to control Canada’s deals with other countries A direct threat to our sovereignty In a truly united Canada, Alberta would shut off the oil taps to Texas refineries & Saskatchewan would refuse to export potash to American farmers #canpoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If psychopathic sycophant was a pageant crown, Natalie would be wearing it. #Trump #uspoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Pssst just because American liquor is on a store shelf doesn’t mean we’ll buy it. We can collectively say sorry later.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Goldilocks was just a metaphor for menopause Prove me wrong

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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Meg sent this to me. Perfect. No notes.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Worth noting the same week Premier Smith decried the Edmonton Police Service for focusing on hate crime (while referencing free speech), a White Supremacist group held a little hootenanny in Millarville Almost like the UCP doesn’t wish to recognize hate speech & violent crime are linked #ableg

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The real lesson in the Odyssey is that Penelope spends twenty years on the same art project, has a room specifically for it, is uninterrupted to complete it & everyone accepts her intention to not date until she decides it’s done. #odyssey

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’ve come to the conclusion that some folks hold their family reunions in Costco & celebrate by walking side by side down every aisle like a slow marching road block.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My child regaled me with the plot line of K pop Demon Hunters & it’s basically a reboot of Jem & the Holograms so I’ve been singing “Jem is excitement” until my kid’s ears bleed. The sweet maternal revenge for Frozen is a dish served ice ice cold. 😆

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Jem and the Holograms Cartoon

ALT: Jem and the Holograms Cartoon

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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Alberta: “We will deal with addiction by forcefully incarcerating sufferers.” Also Alberta: “Gamble hard; gamble more! Here are 8 billion ads encouraging you to ruin your finances for government profit!!”

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The guy who would have kept ya’ll from shitting yourselves uncontrollably from cryptosporidium That’s who. #uspoli

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Sleepy Joe… *checks notes* *reviews basic psych* Projection anyone ? #uspoli

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yknot05 @yknot05.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Mitch McConnell as Flat Stanley.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The same people who think Canada can just rake leaves to end forest fires & filter air at the border to eliminate smoke also believed ivermectin cured covid, ectopic pregnancies are transferable & the prolonged sunning of one’s testicles is a great idea.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If I was in charge of branded swag for the @albertandp.ca I would totally be selling pancake mix right now. Just sayin’ #ableg

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The irony of the Fascist Pancake encounter with Premier Smith Confronted with criticism of AI Data centres, Premier Smith responded with “you got that from Facebook?” Ma’am, all the source data you’ve gotten to defend these centres has come from Wait for it Meta The owner of Facebook #ableg

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Taco Bell Turning shitty food into even shittier shit. Again.

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Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 15/07/2026

Sounds like gender-affirming care to me.

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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If my proof of life photo was as photoshopped as Mitch McConnell’s, I’d look like Cindy Crawford circa 1994 & my spouse would be Paul Rudd. Of any year because that asshole doesn’t age. Just sayin. #uspoli

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

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Arthur🎨 @idreamofentropy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The discord was lit today

The distracted boyfriend meme where Mitch McConnell is the girlfriend, death is the boyfriend, and the other woman is Lindsey Graham

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