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John Hansen🦞 🖖

@suburbanerd.bsky.social
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Saint John / Menaquesk Lovingly hand crafting posts I alone often find hilarious. Please read me in the Beaverton: thebeaverton.com/author/johnhansen

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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 4h
Hearing Thomas Trio on Son of a Critch has to be the deepest of deep cuts.
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02 142 Thru by Thomas Trio and the Red Albino
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 6h
Screenshot from a life insurance commercial in which a man in a plaid shirt is speaking to his son who just purchased life insurance
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 6h
Hey #HaliSky I might be in town next month for a night. Any hotel suggestions that don’t cost $400 a night?
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 11h
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 13h
A new series of the podcast “You Must Remember This” is out now for those of us who enjoy a host who really loves pronouncing the letters S and T.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cassie Workman is Witchy AF is such a cross section of all my favourite things.
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Cassie Workman is Witchy AF | OFFICIAL TRAILER
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Cover for the Dream Warriors’ debut album “and now the legacy begins” Two young Black men pose in their early 90s fashions and they look very cool
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s still amazing to me in Coyote vs ACME that animated Peter Lorre was a key character.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My latest Danielle Smith collab with @forwardcanada.bsky.social is up! She explains the upcoming referendum's constitution questions to you, because apparently you fools think they're "confusing," "convoluted," and "why are you asking us questions about the constitution?" youtu.be/gI8dPomNkPI?...
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PSA: Premier Smith Explains the Constitution #satire
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The SNL UK cargo jorts sketch is an example of the translation working really well. “All those pockets and nowhere to hide your sense of shame?!z”
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A pair of yearlings who don’t appear to have a mother have taken up residence in our neighbourhood. Hopefully one of the local herds will adopt them but I’ve no idea how that works.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Follow up: I am now a fan of the Public Lass Brovaries
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
posting a cartoon show that i love (and my favourite character from it)
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Dale Gribble You Don't Know Me
Alt: Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. The text reads You Don't Know Me. I am unknowable.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that was fun. And about as rowdy as I’ve heard the Imperial Theatre ever get.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture 🤼‍♂️
Screenshot of an episode of “Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling”  with the show’s title card on screen showing a masked wrestler with his opponent in a headlock.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not seeing Rita & Friends (1994-1997) so I can't accept this list.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Helen Willis knew what was up.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wake up kids, new Kinnie Starr album just dropped
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Kinnie Starr - DESTROYER
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One day more until Tracey & Martina
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Les Miserables: One Day More
Alt: Les Miserables: One Day More
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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K'Ehleyr: What Do You Want?
Alt: K'Ehleyr, from Star Trek TNG, a half human/half Klingon woman. She is asking What Do You Want?
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Suzanne Rent @suzannerent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is excellent news! Sobeys' parent Empire agrees to end property controls after battle with Competition Bureau www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
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Sobeys' parent Empire agrees to end property controls. Here's how it's a win for consumers | CBC News
Canada's Competition Bureau has reached an agreement with Sobey's parent company to have the grocery giant strictly limit or stop using property controls after the agency found the practice to be an...
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get why the numbers are the way they are, but this level of support for any politician cannot be sustainable, or healthy, in the long-term.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"Do not fret. If you absolutely cannot make that 8:30 a.m. meeting, we will still have it without you. And we will have it again when you are able." buff.ly/k2hhGaM
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We, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to You
“With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, catch up on sleep, stand up for the first time in four hours, address your rapidly d...
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JP Babb @jpbabb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New chapter of my serialised audiobook is up! www.buzzsprout.com/2589821/epis...
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18 - Parapsychotherapy - Reality's End
Lester gets therapy.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online (if you feel like it)
Screenshot from the search browser Webcrawler. A simple page with a gray background and simple blue hyperlinks to other sites from 1993.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wishing a happy start of moose and Alpine camo can season to all who observe.
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 21/09/2026
I think it's ill-advised and anti-democratic to introduce an omnibus bill, cite a crisis, and rush major changes to labour and environmental law. It's going to provoke aggressive resistance and risks, ironically, slowing down the projects the government is so keen on. It's going to be a huge mess.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lobster paste sandwiches and powdered milk.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that Canada is part of Europe, how are we all managing the shift to having supper later in the evening? I think I’m getting used to it.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guy Gardner without the double breasted vest doesn’t look right.
Norman Rockwell’s painting “freedom of speech showing a man at a Townhall meeting in casual clothing making his opinion known
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THE SIGN OF THE CROSS (1932) As the wicked Empress Poppaea, Claudette Colbert looks wryly amused to find herself bathing in asses' milk, but her svelte figure in Roman scanties explains the casting; she must have had the best shape on the Paramount lot.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stephen Fuhr adding another check in the “Buy F-35s for Canada” CON column.
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Hill investigates after F-35 parts diverted to Hong Kong
The incident raises the possibility that top secret weapons technology may have been exposed to a foreign adversary — including China.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pierre Trudeau wearing striped maillot shirt to visit a French territory is peak Pierre Trudeau.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Soobin's Hand Holds Mic in Empty TXT Venue
Alt: POV OF A hand holding a microphone on a stage sweeping across an empty theatre
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. The first panel shows a cartoon little roach happily saying "oh man! The stupid human put food in here. fool!" The next panel shows the roach walking away from a poison trap as he says "I’m gonna give it to everyone!" The third panel shows a human at his computer with a similar expression to that of the cartoon roach. The man says "this stupid company made a controversial ad. How embarrassing for them!" The man then walks away from the computer desk, at an angle reminiscent to the panel where the roach walks away from the poison trap. The man says "better share with all my friends and family so everyone knows which ad not to look at."
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Celia Rose-Gooding, Uhura from Star Trek: SNW has possibly the best ever Star Trek t-shirt.
Celia Rose Gooding wearing a white T-shirt that says C🖖NT
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender (if you feel like it)
A round sticker showing an illustration of a seagull saying “AWW TITS”
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: Mark II: The Jazz Odyssey
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#batmanday
Jimmy olsen and superman stand on a roof in the rain, kind of freaked out about batman’s behaviorSuperman apologizes for batman’s behavior
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It probably says something about me as a Canadian nerd that Don Harron was one of my favourite celebrities when I was a kid.
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Muppets Vikings Set Sail
Alt: Muppets in a Viking ship
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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Breaking: The United States has reached a security agreement with Denmark over Greenland that consists of exactly what the situation has been for the last eight decades and not a thing more
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Once again, my application for consideration for Fat Bear Week has been rejected because, in their words, I’m “not an actual bear,” and also “please stop writing.”
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 18/09/2026
For those of you confused by the current state of B.C. politics, here is a quick guide of where things stand. #bcpoli
A meme graphic with three columns labelled Left, Centre, and Right on a BC political spectrum. The Left column has only the BC NDP logo. The Centre column is empty. The Right column is crowded with parody party logos, all sharing similar mountain and sunrise branding: The Heritage Party of British Columbia (with 'America' crossed out), Findlay's Follies, Totally Not the NDP, The Freedum Party, Guns and Glory Party, BC First, The Patriot Party for Patriotic Patriots, Centre BC, and FML. The joke is that everything claiming to be centrist or new is actually crammed on the right.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
rock and roll photos
Its a color photo of Prince the musical artist dressed up as the Joker with a half and half face. Half is his natural black skin and hair and the other is with crispy shocking green hair pale white makeup on the face and red lips he has an unusual look upon his face its like a half smile. Batman 1989 he was not in the movie he was however in his music video for Batdance rip rock and roll photos
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m jealous of the kid’s high school curriculum. There is a class on graphic novels and today they learned how Jack Kirby was ready for fisticuffs when a bunch of Nazis showed up complaining about Captain America punching Hitler.
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 17/09/2026
curated meme via @robintreks, a photo of the Sydney Opera House with its nested shell architecture; Kai Winn has been photoshopped into the scene wearing a very similar hat
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The heart of end times fascism is an abandonment of this world. Heaven is either celestial or computational, but not earthly. Not here. It’s why so many people are already rising up. Most people actually like it here. Thank you to CNN International’s Amanpour for having us.
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Mikæla @crashannburn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well shit, time to bust out the secret emergency number
Carl tells Homer about the real emergency number
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