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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 11h
My dad thought it would be a good idea to take my 4 year old ass to see Creepshow in the theater. It was right about this moment that I started screaming pure terror.
Creepshow (1982) - I want my cake!
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 11h
WSJ trying to put some kinda happy face on this devastating economy is laughable. "I mean, people are still spending money. 🤷" Yeah, no shit. When swaths of the social safety net get torched by the GOP, people still gotta make and spend money so their families don't end up starving on the street.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 11h
Gross
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is that a BYU player?
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bolas grandes
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The midday slot was built around making as many fanbases as possible want to claw their eyes out.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yet they try to breathe life back into the conspiracy a month before the election, one which is shaping up to be claimed as "rigged" by the stupid asshole and his sycophants.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop giving 2020 election conspiracies oxygen, in fucking 2026 no less. The election wasn't rigged so stop trying to appease the crazy man by trying to resurface it. There are bigger concerns now and this is a stupid distraction. You're not a serious news service.
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna have to count out Touchdown Tom.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paisanos of Life 🤌
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to glow her up, but yeah, the neurons are firing in her brain as soon as Smith starts talking about COLLEGE basketball. She went to the Univ of Alabama, her husband is a former Alabama football player (and small time NFL player), and his two brothers played at UA. She probably knows ball.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
screenshot of tweet from kamran nia that says "Colorado players talking trash about Northwestern’s temporary stadium ahead of this evening’s game:

“This place f*cking sucks”

“Sh*t sounds like a f*cking library.” with a video of the colorado players entering the stadium yelling the stuff in the tweetnorthwestern football players in deering library which is fancy in all purple uniforms looking very serious
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Certified ball knower.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's so juiceless. Just a husk of the thing people used to rally around. The arena music for his rallies should be funeral dirges at this point.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is that Klobuchar sitting across from him that nods and silently mouths "aye" to him? Like, I get his handlers corrected him, but wtf was she doing?
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good job of highlighting the contradictions and assumptions of groups like the ADL thinking they speak for everyone while they also move the goalposts by their own whims.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seventh seems high. This is like how recruits would get higher rankings based on what teams are offering them. If he was at somewhere like T even, say, Tennessee, he wouldn't be top 10.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shark brain vs koala brain
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Full circle.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TV would never go for it, but games played before ~Sept 15th and/or certain temperature thresholds shouldn't be allowed to kick until 6:00pm local unless played indoors.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And then they gave them a free first down on 4th & 4 by being offsides.
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man this guy sucks
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.
Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I'm not
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I'm convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJ
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yup. Clocked it last weekend. That fake hype sportscaster shit is twitch inducing. Though Nick Saban's appearances are climbing in ranks fast.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
College sports doesn't ever learn shit. It's been 8 years since Jordan McNair died of a heatstroke in DJ Durkin's watch at Maryland and Durkin still gets prominent jobs in college football.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fetterman should spend the $50k on a wardrobe.
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
House Republicans failed to muster the necessary votes to back a proposed constitutional amendment that would set membership of SCOTUS at nine, although they did remind everyone that the number of justices is not enshrined in the Constitution and can be amended at any time by statute.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I bet there are so many Uncles Dennis in Baton Rouge.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh my.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bob's Big Boy
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Never played Dwarf Fortress. Now want to play Dwarf Fortress.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Cincy gets a Natty, the NFL should be trying to land the hot commodity that is Scott Satterfield. Bet he could turn the Browns around, imo.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Go birds.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck no. Fuck off. Fuck you.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
211 1 Door Over The Assaulters Jason Isbell and The 40 Unit Prince and the Burgeoning Rebellion
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just a sad and pathetic husk of a person. More desperate for attention than a 22 year-old "influencer" on social media.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Loved him at Auburn. Hope he can get more action this season.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Familia
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
God damn. I thought 88 over here in Birmingham was bad. Christ.
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This sounds like I'm trying to mass produce bootleg copies, but really just curious if I could easily bang out a finished hardcopy for myself.
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