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Jim Turnage

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Travis D Holmes @travisdholmes.bsky.social · 2h
A very fair and level headed way of looking at Sunday's improbable victory over the Eagles 🤔
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 6h
What a lede ☠️ www.washingtonsun.com/sports/washi...
As soon as the clock hit zero, Dan Quinn ripped the headset off his backwards-ballcapped head and spiked it to the turf, in much the same way a well-prepared quarterback of a well-coached team might be expected to do with the football, when his team is out of timeouts and well within range of a game-winning field goal in the final, ticking seconds of a critical NFL game.
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Travis D Holmes @travisdholmes.bsky.social · 22h
"73 of Bhayshul Tuten’s 72 rushing yards came after contact. 101%, via PFF" ~ @danielgriffis.bsky.social
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22h
If you need a pickmeup, Ukraine struck and destroyed a Russian data center last night, reducing Russian bot traffic by 50%, dropping online pro-AfD discussion to zero, cratering MAGA traffic, and making Elon big mad. Just in time for the mid-terms. Slava fucking Ukraini.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anything they could've done, for sure.
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Travis D Holmes @travisdholmes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The best view of Jaguars Kicker Cam Little's game winning kick I've seen He didn't need to see it go in, he knew as soon as he hit it... Source: x.com/Underdog/sta...
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Demetrius Harvey @demetrius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Jaguars-Eagles win probability chart looks like Urban Meyer's lie detector test.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Degree of difficulty: 10
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And then they went and hired Romo! At this point, 2033 Dak in the booth gonna make you miserable 🤕
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Demetrius Harvey @demetrius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brenton Strange trying to hurdle today after saying he wasn’t gonna try to do that again and not getting out of bounds forcing them to use their last timeout and not run the ball inside the 5 is not lost on me.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah I hear you, I'm sure we're not the only ones for sure - it's always painful
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think it's pretty clear the easiest way to beat the Jaguars is to get the media to say they're good.
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Demetrius Harvey @demetrius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OK, the Jason Kelce calling an Eagles game experiment needs to end lol. It's a little ridiculous.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And listening to the guy who DESPERATELY wants the Eagles to win narrate it is painful also
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jaguars now have 4000 penalties for 12 billion yards in the last 2 weeks. Each of them has negated a big play.
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Quirky Research @quirkyresearch.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
That was the fastest ejection in an NFL game since 2005, when Jeremiah Trotter and Kevin Mathis were ejected for fighting 40 minutes before the game started.
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone give this poor team an emergency bye
Commanders injury report with 23 players listed
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Anthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bonkers: Sea levels are running 1.2ft above the late-20th century baseline in San Diego as sea surface temperatures are about 7°F warmer than normal. These highly anomalous ocean temperatures and heights will continue through winter along the California coast amid El Niño. #CAwx
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those are some REALLY low years for most of those teams, wow.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
perfect start
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any speculation on why they aren't throwing deep?
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems less than ideal for the Jets
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
AEW does the greatest tribute shows, and I hope to never see another one
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Casey Ayers @casey.app · 29/09/2026
It does not speak well that leadership at the world’s most handsomely profitable company is focused on cutting the guest list for the Christmas party rather than, like, making stuff people want.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd love to see a before/after of the stats of NFL quarterbacks who were cleared to return after entering the blue medical tent to be checked for a concussion
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton is correct. He only RECOMMENDED that the man only serve one day. The judge thought that was crazy and gave him sixty, against Paxton's wishes. ONLY sixty. Keep weaving that rope to hang yourself with, Ken.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026
You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two worst offensive games of the season so far, by success rate: 1. The Bucs today against the Vikings 2. The Vikings today against the Bucs Vikings with the worst offensive performance (EPA/Drive) by a winning team so far this season.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Begs the question: what happened to 2001 FSU?
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026
Deebo Samuel did it. He'll set a record for receiving yardage in a game without an actual reception.
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Bryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Colts won despite committing three turnovers and getting none of their own. It's just the 27th time that's happened in the last 15 years; here are the others.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every now and then your football team has to have four or five turnovers in a game for the integrity of their operating system, a reboot follows and then they begin functioning normally again
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@acosta32jp.bsky.social Is it just me or is TL making people jump offsides a lot this season?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. "A little bit of crime," absolutely had me rolling. Killed it. Not this segment but you deserve recognition for it. 2. You two are getting into top-tier "we're destined to do this forever," levels and it's awesome. Excellent work. When you two are on screen I *know* it's worth the watch.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tens of thousands of voter registrations have gone unprocessed in Texas. Affecting large areas deeply. If you’re in Texas, check your registration is up to date and accurate ASAP. www.texastribune.org/2026/09/22/t...
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DPS voter registration applications weren’t sent to counties
Counties will start receiving a surge of applications less than two weeks before the Oct. 5 registration deadline, adding work at one of the busiest points in the election calendar.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 23/09/2026
Do I want to see basically a full season of Jameis at quarterback? YES Do I want to see it for the team I like? NO
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't help but feel like, if the defense holds our opponents to twenty points or less... We should win more often than not.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing compares to my crash after Tennessee beat us YET AGAIN the week after we retired Marino with a still playoff-record beatdown... That or eleven-year-old me losing my mind over FSU losing to Miami (and only Miami) yet again in the late eighties. Not sure if preteen crashouts count though.
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Jim Turnage @jturnage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think it's more coverage or pass rush, or more of a combo?
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It feels like I’ve watched this exact Jaguars game about 500 times since 1995.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
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