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Jeri Smith-Ready

@jsmithready.bsky.social
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Novelist, music lover, ADHDer. Armed with an endless supply of parentheses (and not afraid to use them). Rep'd by Ginger Clark. #SAFC fan for my sins. She/her www.jerismithready.com

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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 1h
Get in, rouserer, we’re going rousering
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 4h
I regret to inform you we're all gonna die.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 4h
They say sunlight is the best disinfectant, and if you think about it, looking at it very strongly is a form of sunlight. But only if your uncle went to MIT.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 3 Stooges episode where Curly uses a vacuum cleaner outside. He leaves it running while the three of them argue, and the bag explodes. Left me terrified of vacuum cleaners for YEARS. Also I thought The Blob was real because it also showed up on The Electric Company. Imagination can be a curse.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think of this sketch EVERY time I hear the words ascertain or delineate. "So other...few words...fit." youtu.be/lStcwT_RGrQ?...
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Kids in the Hall - S03E08 - Freedom of Speech ("You use the word 'ascertain' too much.")
YouTube video by Matt J. H.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genocide Jared
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Special Friday night treat: Greg Howe's cover of the great classic "Sunny." This has to be one of the best versions of this tune. Boney M's 1976 version is also great. But with this one, no matter how many times you listen to it, you'll always find something new. www.youtube.com/watch?v=edVb...
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Greg Howe Jammin' on Sunny - www.greghowe.com
YouTube video by Greg Howe
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the everlasting fuck
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Aimee Witteman @aimeewitteman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This recent NYT story on the rise of tick-borne illnesses hit very close to home when it was published last month. I’ve spent much of my career working on climate change. I didn’t expect one of its health impacts to become quite so personal. Consider this a PSA. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/m...
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The Summer the Ticks Took Over
A scientific and civilizational horror story.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I woke it up by interrupting with another, seemingly lesser challenge
screenshot of america.gov chatbot's reply to "play minecraft" (No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes a hold-music recording for the whole of the state.

To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot) then interrupted by a new command "play minesweeper". At which point the bot says "I can only help with U.S. government services and information. I cannot play Minecraft or Minesweeper.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I shall henceforth refer to #SAFC as 2014 Football League Cup–winning Sunderland AFC.
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Neil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Premier League statement is damning. Full expulsion looks the only way to clear the decks. Even a points deduction that ends in relegation will not be enough.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 29/09/2026
Man City statement in full:
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules." 900. million. pounds.
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delfin @thedelfinclutch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He will announce the deportation of everyone who doesn't know about Choosin' Texas. It's been nice being here
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That boy needs to figure out a celebration with a name like loop I suggest doing the finger in the air racetrack loop
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOOOOOOOOOOP!!! Way to go, kid.
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Raven Friend
Alt: Raven croaking I guess happily?
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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seranine @seranine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I don't use the new machines, not because I'm against machines (I am using many different machines to write this and deliver it to you), but because these machines propose to do the part that makes it meaningful and worthwhile, and I have no interest in that." art is the practice, not the product.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iran played him like a fiddle. Publicly offered the same terms he rejected before--but this time open the Strait in only 7 days!--knowing he'd reject them again and end up looking like he didn't want to end the war when he had the chance.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We can now look forward to a long appeal process, I know. But we can also say, now, "Manchester City, who were found guilty of 114 charges..." every time we mention the club's name; and I believe we should. No more "allegations". They were found guilty, and that is a fact.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the most soothing ASMR I’ve ever heard
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The next president should replace Trump’s White House portrait with this screenshot
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bit weird given the play is written in early modern English but I'd pay to hear Ēalā Rōmēo, Rōmēo, for hwȳ eart þū Rōmēo? Wiðsace þīnum fæder and forsac þīnne naman; oþþe, gif þū nelt, swere mē þæt þū mīn lēofa sīe, and ne bēo iċ nā lenġ Capulēting.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw this headline and initially thought there was a website listing all the people named Donald, and the better Donalds got together and voted him off the site.
screenshot of Bluesky trending topic #3: Donalds strips Trump from website
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Other people aren't real.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only Q knows.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He'll get an even worse reception on his next trip to Scotland, if that's possible.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't make out what he says after "Sometimes they have to be educated". Educated as to what? The name of their country?
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The current El Niño is likely to be the largest in at least 1,000 years and will pile extra heat into an atmosphere in which temperatures are already rising rapidly due to human-caused global heating."
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"GOP allies don’t need to be accommodated, they need to be crushed." I'm 10000000000% on board with what Brian says here. The decision is to take on AI and have massive amounts of capital try to destroy us, or not take on AI and still have massive amounts of capital try to destroy us.
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t prove that Obama isn’t a subscriber / avid reader… www.offmessage.net/p/killer-rob... www.offmessage.net/p/30-thought...
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know but I’m tired/terrified living in his egosphere
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep. Gas and food come out of the same weekly discretionary budget bucket for us. Every other expense has been eliminated or minimized.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lot of people are not well right now: physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. This is an excellent time to de-escalate conflicts and to lean into patience. This is true in our personal lives and also (maybe especially) online when it's overwhelmingly strangers crashing into each other.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you for this reminder. I was literally on the verge of joining a pointless and energy-sucking argument here when I read this. Patience is the better way.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
His words, combined with the way he sways back and forth as he says them, make him look 5 years old.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There'll never be an easier political win than siding against tech bros. Save the nuance for when they're in a position to actually make policy. For now, demagogue the shit out of it.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a customer I for one love the touchscreen. It's like a little video game where you get real food at the end. Big-time dopamine surge. Plus I have time to really think about what I want and change my mind 5x without annoying anyone.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
Rank how much you like dogs using this scale
A 0-10 scale with Kristi Noem at 0 and Kash Patel at 10
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If this happens we’ll have finally avenged Carter
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Even in the cats, there are things out there that are undescribed, things that people haven't found yet,” says Nogagles-Ascarrunz. “So let's go out and find them and protect them.” This is definitely going on my 3 Good Things list tonight.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AND or OR? (Probably OR--Iran wouldn't be satisfied to get rid of only one of them)
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
The ultimate you had one job
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great now we have to sniff the soap dispensers in public restrooms to see if they smell like pear. Very normal country, yes.
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Constantly winning the Stupidest Post Ever battle against himself
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Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Susie unplugged the WiFi router
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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