Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 4hThey say sunlight is the best disinfectant, and if you think about it, looking at it very strongly is a form of sunlight. But only if your uncle went to MIT. 020
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The 3 Stooges episode where Curly uses a vacuum cleaner outside. He leaves it running while the three of them argue, and the bag explodes. Left me terrified of vacuum cleaners for YEARS. Also I thought The Blob was real because it also showed up on The Electric Company. Imagination can be a curse. 010
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think of this sketch EVERY time I hear the words ascertain or delineate. "So other...few words...fit." youtu.be/lStcwT_RGrQ?...youtu.beKids in the Hall - S03E08 - Freedom of Speech ("You use the word 'ascertain' too much.")YouTube video by Matt J. H. 2120
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Special Friday night treat: Greg Howe's cover of the great classic "Sunny." This has to be one of the best versions of this tune. Boney M's 1976 version is also great. But with this one, no matter how many times you listen to it, you'll always find something new. www.youtube.com/watch?v=edVb...youtube.comGreg Howe Jammin' on Sunny - www.greghowe.comYouTube video by Greg Howe 711422
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyAimee Witteman @aimeewitteman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This recent NYT story on the rise of tick-borne illnesses hit very close to home when it was published last month. I’ve spent much of my career working on climate change. I didn’t expect one of its health impacts to become quite so personal. Consider this a PSA. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/m...nytimes.comThe Summer the Ticks Took OverA scientific and civilizational horror story. 1254
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I woke it up by interrupting with another, seemingly lesser challenge 020
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I shall henceforth refer to #SAFC as 2014 Football League Cup–winning Sunderland AFC. 010
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyNeil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That Premier League statement is damning. Full expulsion looks the only way to clear the decks. Even a points deduction that ends in relegation will not be enough. 127218
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 29/09/2026Man City statement in full: 211326
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules." 900. million. pounds. 100
Reposted by Jeri Smith-Readydelfin @thedelfinclutch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He will announce the deportation of everyone who doesn't know about Choosin' Texas. It's been nice being here 0111
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That boy needs to figure out a celebration with a name like loop I suggest doing the finger in the air racetrack loop 4762
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LOOOOOOOOOOP!!! Way to go, kid.static.klipy.comRaven FriendAlt: Raven croaking I guess happily? 000
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249662750
Reposted by Jeri Smith-Readyseranine @seranine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I don't use the new machines, not because I'm against machines (I am using many different machines to write this and deliver it to you), but because these machines propose to do the part that makes it meaningful and worthwhile, and I have no interest in that." art is the practice, not the product. 015231
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Iran played him like a fiddle. Publicly offered the same terms he rejected before--but this time open the Strait in only 7 days!--knowing he'd reject them again and end up looking like he didn't want to end the war when he had the chance. 000
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyPhilippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We can now look forward to a long appeal process, I know. But we can also say, now, "Manchester City, who were found guilty of 114 charges..." every time we mention the club's name; and I believe we should. No more "allegations". They were found guilty, and that is a fact. 44885189
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the most soothing ASMR I’ve ever heard 010
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The next president should replace Trump’s White House portrait with this screenshot 061
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing. 332940909
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky 464742815
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bit weird given the play is written in early modern English but I'd pay to hear Ēalā Rōmēo, Rōmēo, for hwȳ eart þū Rōmēo? Wiðsace þīnum fæder and forsac þīnne naman; oþþe, gif þū nelt, swere mē þæt þū mīn lēofa sīe, and ne bēo iċ nā lenġ Capulēting. 26612128
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saw this headline and initially thought there was a website listing all the people named Donald, and the better Donalds got together and voted him off the site. 001
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He'll get an even worse reception on his next trip to Scotland, if that's possible. 000
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can't make out what he says after "Sometimes they have to be educated". Educated as to what? The name of their country? 010
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"The current El Niño is likely to be the largest in at least 1,000 years and will pile extra heat into an atmosphere in which temperatures are already rising rapidly due to human-caused global heating." 010
Reposted by Jeri Smith-Ready🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"GOP allies don’t need to be accommodated, they need to be crushed." I'm 10000000000% on board with what Brian says here. The decision is to take on AI and have massive amounts of capital try to destroy us, or not take on AI and still have massive amounts of capital try to destroy us. 113827
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyBrian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can’t prove that Obama isn’t a subscriber / avid reader… www.offmessage.net/p/killer-rob... www.offmessage.net/p/30-thought... 47318
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t know but I’m tired/terrified living in his egosphere 050
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yep. Gas and food come out of the same weekly discretionary budget bucket for us. Every other expense has been eliminated or minimized. 010
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A lot of people are not well right now: physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. This is an excellent time to de-escalate conflicts and to lean into patience. This is true in our personal lives and also (maybe especially) online when it's overwhelmingly strangers crashing into each other. 131657497
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thank you for this reminder. I was literally on the verge of joining a pointless and energy-sucking argument here when I read this. Patience is the better way. 0100
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026His words, combined with the way he sways back and forth as he says them, make him look 5 years old. 000
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There'll never be an easier political win than siding against tech bros. Save the nuance for when they're in a position to actually make policy. For now, demagogue the shit out of it. 072
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a customer I for one love the touchscreen. It's like a little video game where you get real food at the end. Big-time dopamine surge. Plus I have time to really think about what I want and change my mind 5x without annoying anyone. 000
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyDan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026Rank how much you like dogs using this scale 814724
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If this happens we’ll have finally avenged Carter 720826
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Even in the cats, there are things out there that are undescribed, things that people haven't found yet,” says Nogagles-Ascarrunz. “So let's go out and find them and protect them.” This is definitely going on my 3 Good Things list tonight. 052
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AND or OR? (Probably OR--Iran wouldn't be satisfied to get rid of only one of them) 020
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026The ultimate you had one job 181270286
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Great now we have to sniff the soap dispensers in public restrooms to see if they smell like pear. Very normal country, yes. 010
Jeri Smith-Ready @jsmithready.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Constantly winning the Stupidest Post Ever battle against himself 0500
Reposted by Jeri Smith-ReadyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal 692801474