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Jordan

@jranger1997.bsky.social
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29 | asexual | he/him | Dungeon Master, Kamen Rider Obsessive | Amateur Game Designer/Writer, Yuri content creator Currently writing Other Girls, a dark Magical Girl story: www.scribblehub.com/series/2500100/…

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that homie whos not gonna make it @nukboii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new darkest dungeon players: well, i dont know my ancestor, but he was probably a well-intentioned man who made one fatal mistake, thats how these stories usually go the apprentice boss cutscenes:
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 14h
Revisiting this now that used PS5 Pros are going for $1400
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His iconic catchphrase
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just ran up to the local youth and started beating them in anger
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scary jorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Calvin and Hobbes meme

Using an invention? I'll show you something interesting!

The two types of inventions are China or Isreal. All inventions fall into these two categories. Green energy? China. Pokemon GO? Isreal.

Drip irrigation? China.

Commercial cherry tomatoes? Isreal. Despite its Chinese nature, the

USB Drive is Israeli.
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Strife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this post is really good already but it now also just applies to AI users imagine the sheer level of cognitive damage the brain gets from acting like this 24/7
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Jordan @jranger1997.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5. Sleepless and Heartless Still reeling from the events of last night, Rose can't sleep. What awakes her in the dead of night and the day after? www.scribblehub.com/read/2500100...
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Other Girls - 5. Sleepless and Heartless | Scribble Hub
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Jordan @jranger1997.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OTHER GIRLS, a dark magical girl web story Rose hates magical girls, then she dies saving one. A god brings her back as a new magical girl, but now her magic won't obey, everyone's seen her face, and she's a pawn on a board she never chose to play. www.scribblehub.com/series/25001...
Book cover for "Other Girls." "OTHER" appears in large white block capitals across the top; "girls" is layered over it in flowing purple cursive. The background is a dark, star-scattered night sky.

At the centre stands Rose Hawthorne, a young woman with long, voluminous wavy red hair and pale green eyes, her face tense in a strained grimace, teeth gritted. She wears an unzipped dark green jacket with a grey fur-lined collar over a black top that has slipped off one shoulder. One arm stretches upward, reaching toward the top of the image; her other hand presses against her chest.

Above her floats an anatomical human heart — but its upper chambers split open into a fanged mouth lined with sharp teeth. A dark red vein or tendril spirals down from the heart, twisting through the air and coiling toward the woman's raised hand and chest, as if linking the heart to her.

Behind her glows a large circular occult sigil in deep blood-red: a ringed mandala inscribed with rows of angular runic symbols and geometric emblems, framing her like a halo.

The author's name, "J. Ranger," is written in white cursive in the lower right corner.
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Bridget! | #ENVtuber @brisskitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow a chuddier duo than when he was with a guy who has multiple n-word compilations on Youtube
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why are we running stories about how its gonna kill us in the fucking newspaper dog its a fucking fancy chat bot
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Donkeyshspittle (COMMISSIONS!!!) @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DONUT MAN DONUT MAN WITH HIS DUFF IN HIS HAND
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jordan @jranger1997.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now that I’m posting Other Girls I decided to work on the inspiration board for the MC, Rose. Anyone else hear that ominous tolling noise?
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 01/10/2026
I hate how funny he is.
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terrifying whispers from the Capital
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Patrick Nguyen @patricknguyen19.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also lol
Four separate people posting quotes to the aforementioned article, all exactly saying "oh thank god" in lowercase
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Banshee Lover's Rage @annlynzee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SungWon is right, and you can just @ him instead of doing this. Language is adaptive to the community you want to communicate with. Use the title that is accurate for who you are talking to.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag.
"don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity
5:15 PM • Sep 13, 2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jordan @jranger1997.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4. Somewhere Warm Cold, tired, with her body run ragged, Rose trudges to the woman she loves. Maybe Rose could have a place to stay for now? If she can swallow her pride, maybe. www.scribblehub.com/read/2500100...
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Netflix forgoing licensing a song in favor of hiring a rapist producer to make a trap song where the chorus is "Steel Ball Ruuuuun" x4 with periodic horse neighs throughout is something I would dream of as a shitpost
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Velleity @velleityart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Magician of Black chaos #yugioh #art
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I see a character and mentally prepare to see him take it up the ass on my timeline eventually.
Raww a character in Forgotten Island
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Thinking about that post thats like "even if everything turned out okay Homura would have invited Madoka to her weird ass apartment and fumbled her immediately"
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mahershala Ali responds to Kevin Feige calling ‘BLADE’ the biggest failure of his career: “Kevin [Feige], he said it was the biggest failure of his career, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way.” #MahershalaAli #Blade #KevinFeige
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw a gas station with the pumps covered in bags and tape and signs that said "we might get gas back or we might not"
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 22/09/2026
I’m fucking dying at this dude
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Jordan @jranger1997.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here are my 9. Can you tell I like hyper-violence and melodrama and also Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026
failed X-Men character pitches www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 30/11/2024
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember this one every now and then
Young Professor X Charles Xavier Elvis post
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Meti 「我が な 和 レベッカ です」🎃 @metintbg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Honestly this is just how everything Toshiki Inoue writes feels
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the x-men when it's time to kick emma frost off the team again
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another one doing the rounds
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 14/09/2026
every line
Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people being displaced, starved and killed while the world debates which wo5rds we are allowed to use to describe it, how those words make us feel, and whether or discomfort matters more than the people living through a genocide.
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dataphreak 🌕 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 14/09/2026
lmao pissvortex does it again
A Tumblr thread from pissvortex.

Anonymous asked:

"please tell me you did not pay that stupid pedophile a dime for that thing"

pissvortex answered:

"They genuinely sent me a Twitter debit card with $15 on it for free and I am not joking"

A screenshot of the X Money interface with a balance of -$6 and an error that says "Deposit funds to continue".

"What's he gonna do if I just never pay him back, ban me again?"
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Sola @totesnotsola.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gm
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HAPPY KAIXA DAY EVERYONE
Kusaka Misato doing the crooked Kusaka Smile that makes him look sinister and yellow wordart that says gaslight gatekeep guyboss
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滝森ゆう @tkmru.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FA / 仮面ライダーカイザ #カイザの日 #ファンアート #イラスト #fanart #illustration
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