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You're wasting your time reading my bio when you can be wasting your time reading my posts. New York City's resident UncleDad. They haven't formally hired me yet, but I'm Mayor Mamdani's unofficial vizier. They're bringing those back.

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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 27m
He jokingly said his autism gave him superpowers once. I don't think he was joking.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 41m
"Sir, 26 games from your Wishlist are on sale."
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 53m
Locking in.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 54m
RomHack that takes Lyn out of FE7 where she's one of the worst units despite being a major character and puts her into FE8 where she fits in and doesn't outshine the cast.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1h
Marvel Gamerverse Venom S.H. Figuarts Action Figure preorder is $139.99 at Entertainment Earth buff.ly/tQkDZBe #ad BBTS buff.ly/AvYIwTb
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 58m
Few things as satisfying as clearing the screen of your handheld with a microfiber cloth.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 1h
They got me good
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10h
[guy who forgot the word for hungry] i'm horny as fuck for food right now
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 19h
I recruited every possible unit on Leda's route. It is not worth it. You don't get to use like 90% of them by the end of Part 1. Rather than run through her route AGAIN, I'm just going to map out which units to prioritize for the three remaining Flame Lords.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 19h
"Conquest" might still be one of the best battle tracks in FE history.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 20h
lowkey just want this month to be over
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 20h
Son: "I changed all the sounds on my phone for October." Me: *texts him* Son's phone: [Sans Undertale Noises]
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 22h
Need the sweet embrace of slumber
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Techneti (🎂 in 4 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 22h
On today's episode of "Yeah sure, I'll watch that" www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPG...
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The Cycle of Colorism ENDS with Fortune's Weave [Representation]
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a tossup between the 3DS and the PSP/PS3.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ITSUMO ARIIIIGATOU HONTOU ARIIIIGATOU
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anime: Bleach Style: Ending Track: Thank You!! Artist: Home Made Kazoku Year: 2004 Studio: Pierrot #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeEnding #AnimeEndings #AnimeED #AnimeSongs #AnimeOST #Bleach
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
Thank you, PAC
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really emotional episode of Dynamite tonight.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love wrestling
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In honor of the man who mastered the move, the bastard who brought everything he he had every night, Will Ospreay hits the Black Arrow in honor of PAC to defeat Ricochet on #AEWDynamite Our tribute to PAC continues on TBS and HBO Max
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𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑨-𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 👑 💎 @amtxxiii23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I YELLED OUT LOUD FOR THAT BLACK ARROW! 🖤🏹 We miss you, PAC so much. #AEWDynamite
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
Ricochet also paid tribute to PAC by hitting the Shooting Star Pele Kick! PAC did it in Dragongate.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
#AEWDynamite
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
BLACK ARROW!!!! #AEWDynamite
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
Will Ospreay hits the Black Arrow! #AEWDynamite
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm actually going to cry Will Ospreay did the Black Arrow to finish his match in honor of PAC. 😭 #aew #dynamite
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Easiest recruit to unlock. You can find him without even trying. He complains about wearing the Pugilist gauntlets. Prefers his bare fists. Then he saw the armored knights on the opposing team and begged for the gauntlets. Thinks Dietrich is Alucard despite constantly being told otherwise.
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
of course not, no one's buying!
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Statler and Waldorf Muppets
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 30/09/2026
You can now compose scenes with models from the Pardall Games library, and you can share these scenes with a link. The arena has gizmos now: position, scale, rotate models. Open this link you are not going to regret it library.pardallgames.com/scene?p0=ids... #FinalFantasy #RetroGames #PS1 #PSX
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fellow 38 here (39 next week) and I have to agree. I thought *I* looked rough.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love how Leon says "the cop inside me died that day" like he ever got to clock in for his shift.
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Jen 🏳️‍🌈 @nerodsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy September 30th everyone! 💛
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Kittea @kittea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever I go on bluesky and see some sort of discourse
Fabio from fire emblem saying I can hardly follow the conversation ... Now do I wish to. I'm afraid. It unsettles me.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Becca Day @datdaisy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is literally correct. PC belongs in both GOAT and C tier at the same time
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's standing like he's either about to absolutely detonate the nearest toilet, or his right leg comes off.
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finished Leda's route again. Properly leveled this time, and even got all the available Paralogues without looking them up. Hard mode is crazy. I'm switching to Normal for the rest. I don't have the time to crack out on this game. rot13: Nyfb shpx Nangbyvn'f Cnenybthr. Gbbx zr sbhe shpxvat ubhef
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This one might have gotten me flogged.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This would've done numbers on the other site.
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Based
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My personal favorite is a small pause, total silence just for a breath. And then "Grow up." I also like "You don't think you're being ignorant? Because you sound real ignorant."
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nathan and Creek definitely explore each other's bodies
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