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Free Boy

@jpdekhengst.bsky.social
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fully aware of my potential

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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
forgetting my mom at daycare
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Had my first stressful thought of the day
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's Larrs I will do anythingg
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Got away with shitting at work scot-free
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i’m nice on here @littleerik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thank you for your hard work and dedication in bringing me to climax #themaleorgasm
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Ur Lovin Mudda @curlylarryand.moe · 10/10/2026
Just delighted at an earthly experience
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Future Dystopian Setting called “New Florida”
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're living in a world of fools breaking us down when they all should let us be
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What happened to Anna Kendrick. I feel like she vanished from the face of the earth a few years ago
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sitcoms are sicko wishfulfillment for people who fantasize about spending time with friends
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down.
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i’m nice on here @littleerik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m in line to ride a Harry Potter rolly coaster but I’m frowning so everyone knows I’m a trans ally
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the devil @thearbiter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"present company excluded" and why would you excuse us? what, you have a better offer? better hang just around the corner? so GO! Fuck you we dont need you, well have so much fun without you. yea. no hard feelings man just go okay. yea
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bro Miami is sinking into the sea and we’re just supposed to act like everything is gucci?
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i’m nice on here @littleerik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of my movements are improvised
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Criminal Masterchief @ratsavant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A like on this website is like a guy coming up behind you and squeezing your shoulder a bit. You can’t stop him and you don’t see it coming.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s friday
so lets conquer sadness with an ancient sword
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Ur Lovin Mudda @curlylarryand.moe · 17/09/2026
people used to love getting it on like donkey kong, but now they only care about collecting coins
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Ur Lovin Mudda @curlylarryand.moe · 17/09/2026
these days life is all about collecting coins and getting 1ups... what happened to saving the princess?
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The big video game news is that Samus eats people now. Gamers are thrilled of course and I’m very happy for them
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Underpants, anyway you're on is good enough for me. Ibkove you baby
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If crosswords aren't your thing, here's a sudoku, idiot!
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sergeant! I'm about to enter with full Force!
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
usually I accidentally make too little spaghetti, then sometimes, but more rarely, I accidentally make way too much. much like my love life, I can never get it right.
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't even know who won yhe world cup this year
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Mark Ashton @arkmashton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What if literally everything you’ve ever been taught is just a conspiracy to keep you from doing whatever you feel like right now
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People will say "Covid took two years of my life that I'll never get back" and then you watch how they've spent their years since... Maybe covid ate there ngl
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cpeople always think I am un-self-awRe. Meanwhile I'm operating on two levels irony and selfconsciousness deeper than you even know existed, bucko
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Giving my dog-like friend a dog-like treat when he's being good
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a normal head shape
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bootion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
do what you love and you'll never post a day in your life
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cuddling ugly people for 11$ an hour
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Melanoma telephona
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Jon @thelitcritguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think about this point by Adorno so often of late.
My thesis about this would be that all
humans deep down, whether they admit this or not, know that it
would be possible or it could be different. Not only could they live
without hunger and probably without anxiety, but they could also
live as free human beings. At the same time, the social apparatus has
hardened itself against people, and thus, whatever appears before
their eyes all over the world as attainable possibility, as the evident
possibility of fulfillment, presents itself to them as radically impossible. And when people universally say today what was once reserved
only for philistines in more harmless times, "Oh, that's just utopian;
oh, that's possible only in the land of Cockaigne. Basically that
shouldn't be like that at all," then I would say that this is due to the
situation compelling people to master the contradiction between the
evident possibility offulfillment and the just as evident impossibility
offulfillment only in this way, compelling them to identify themselves
with this impossibility and to make this impossibility into their own
affair. In other words, to use Freud, they "identify themselves with
the aggressor" and say that this should not be, whereby they feel that
it is precisely this that should be, but they are prevented from attaining
it by a wicked spell cast over the world.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For You section on YouTube showing a 7mo old video with 364 views titled “I need somewhere to explode.” The thumbnail is a very old man with a very big white beard
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i love this guy’s videos
same man but closeup on his face with the text ‘God wants me to own a weapon’ over his forehead
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My job on the leftist commune is going to be as the fanservice character. Everyone's going to be reading Kropotkin or whatever and I'll be busy falling down the stairs and going KYAAAAH, ending in a tasteless panty shot. Busy attracting gusts of wind. The one guy on farming duty gets a nosebleed
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Spewing rice all over the kitchen
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Putting handfuls of sand in people's jean pockets
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Free Boy @jpdekhengst.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have no use for cowards and platitudes
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