joshuag @joshuag.com · 29/09/2026In 1812, Goethe wrote of Beethoven, "His talent amazed me; unfortunately he is an utterly untamed personality, who is not altogether wrong in finding the world detestable, but surely he does not make it any more enjoyable... by his attitude." Like every employee review I ever had. 000
Reposted by joshuagrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility 191491238
Reposted by joshuagPost-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026At long last sir, have you no diggity? 113326
joshuag @joshuag.com · 27/09/2026“If you haven’t heard about things from my bubble, *you’re* living in a bubble, maaaaan” Chill out, dawg. 031
joshuag @joshuag.com · 27/09/2026Not only have I not heard it, before now, I had never even heard of it. Not laying claim to cultural cachet, it’s just how it is. My daughter is similarly appalled at my ignorance at the entire pantheon of modern famous people. 251
joshuag @joshuag.com · 26/09/2026Liberty Bibberty is the dumbest shit. And I’m skeeting about it, so I guess it worked. But it’s kind of like shitting yourself at school. 000
Reposted by joshuagWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103094369
joshuag @joshuag.com · 24/09/2026“Hi, I’m Eli Tan, writer for the New York Times. In my leisure time I enjoy owning dishes.” If you’re not subscribed to www.todayintabs.com, why not?todayintabs.comMeta's New A.I. Agent For LosersAlso: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school. 000
Reposted by joshuagRob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 22/09/2026"now the coworker is saying that the pipe-it is my fault" is like a spiritual prequel to "they're saying coffin flop is not a show" 192
Reposted by joshuagStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786372551
Reposted by joshuag🌱️ @crumb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026based woke agent solves alignment, frightening misaligned researchers alignment.openai.com/misalignment... 731353
Reposted by joshuagNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sometimes I do think understanding Trump is as simple as “Things that are good or moral in an uncomplicated way must be destroyed.” 1023726
Reposted by joshuagburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32528501
joshuag @joshuag.com · 15/09/2026I think about “real Gs move in silence like lasagna” at least twice per week. 000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 15/09/2026How did I miss that the FBI is no longer disqualifying those convicted of bestiality? Wtf? In what universe is that a good idea 100
joshuag @joshuag.com · 15/09/2026I loathe JD Vance but he’s right. The frontier cos understand that training is massive capex, and inference is relatively inexpensive. And there is no way to prevent distillation. So if they hope to have a chance against open models over the long term, they need the regulatory machinery of the state 000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 13/09/2026Ryan Day, please walk into a furnace. Just do it. You suck. Your tightness is infectious and you ruin football for everyone. (I know you are a human with a family and you deserve to live. Please just stop coaching football) 000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 13/09/2026What everybody dunking on this is missing is that Chase, the heir to a three mower landscaping business with a 2.6 GPA at Our Lady of the Burning Cross, will take the immigrant’s place at the world’s once leading research universities. 031
joshuag @joshuag.com · 13/09/2026It’s such a good sign for the Buckeyes that Sayin is confidently and crisply hitting throws across the middle. 001
Reposted by joshuagNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My monocausal theory of political everything is that loose and overlapping party affiliations died in 2008 because that’s when a few hundred million Americans learned which party likes Black people. 1342038
Reposted by joshuagDaniel Mote @danielmote.com · 09/09/2026This is my favorite Charles Barkley story. www.wbur.org/onlyagame/20...wbur.orgMy Dad's Friendship With Charles BarkleyShirley Wang's father, Lin, was on a business trip when he ran into NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley. It was the beginning of a friendship. 717825
Reposted by joshuagMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 01/09/2026✅️ The Marsh Family ✅️ Alanis Morissette ✅️ Canada v Trump 🟰 "Moronic" 🎵 119531
Reposted by joshuag𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No notes, just listen to Katie: 94832
joshuag @joshuag.com · 25/08/2026Screw Deshaun Watson and The Browns forever. I’ll come back when the Haslams sell and everyone involved in signing him has gone. 000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 17/08/2026Black people are getting lynched one state over, and Bluesky is horny posting on main about a racist milf with tattoos. Get ahold of yourselves and realize that this is exactly the playbook. An avatar of evil is still evil, no matter the external presentation. 010
joshuag @joshuag.com · 16/08/2026I had a cat who somehow perched himself in just the right way to pee in my then girlfriend’s (now wife) jacket hood, which then issued its contents onto her head when she put it on. He was insanely territorial over me, frighteningly clever, and completely anti-social. Total asshole. 010
joshuag @joshuag.com · 16/08/2026“There was never a mandate for this president to turn the barrel of the gun and start going after people who legally entered.” Except there was. This is _exactly_ what they said they’d do. Exactly. 100
Reposted by joshuagCrow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026I think about this a lot. 7895092492
joshuag @joshuag.com · 15/08/2026Yes, murder is absolutely wrong, but the trade is “functioning society” for “not murdering people over grievances” For all your handwringing about the veneration of Mangione, you might be better served to consider why folks consider it a balancing of the ledger. 130
Reposted by joshuagTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico. 292101062999
joshuag @joshuag.com · 08/08/2026The article, sadly, doesn’t explain *why* the screwworms are resurgent. The US government cut funding for the program that contained them. 000
Reposted by joshuagWorm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 31/07/2026Every single day Github gets quietly worse and when trying to explain this to non programmers I said it'd be like if a corporation acquired the earth's atmosphere and constantly fucked it up in new and irreversible ways due to greed and ignorance, but I guess that did actually also happen. 381340156
Reposted by joshuagMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Absolutely heartbreaking letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after his murder by ICE agents. How is it possible that we still haven’t seen even a hint of justice for such a heinous crime? 5723201000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 24/07/2026And I’ll be honest, I wasn’t so much stoked about getting Lebron as I was about the possibility that we could somehow ditch Harden in the process. Oh well. I look forward to setting new turnover records next season. Harden getting a triple double in turnovers, drawn fouls, and dribbles per touch 000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 21/07/2026Robert Patrick on The Sopranos is one of the all-time great guest spots on TV 000
joshuag @joshuag.com · 20/07/2026This penalty just doesn’t pass the sniff test. It’s grossly incommensurate with the infraction. 000
Reposted by joshuagGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 317255036965
joshuag @joshuag.com · 15/07/2026For anybody who is, or is considering becoming, Secretary of Defense, demanding “testosterone tests” for soldiers is not the masculine power move you might think. 000
Reposted by joshuagChris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The perfect coda to this poem is that on January 6th Lindsey Graham publicly and emphatically broke with Trump and said his allegiance was over only to change his mind right back like 48 hours later. A true fraud and coward through and through. RIP. 114222