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@joshuag.com
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Internet crank since '95

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joshuag @joshuag.com · 47m
#alds #guardians #whitesox
A four panel comic, depicting a scene from The Simpsons' Season 4 Episode 19, wherein Lisa and Bart are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors to solve a dispute. In this scene, the author has added a Cleveland Guardians hat to Bart.

Lisa: Poor predictable Guards
Lisa: Always takes pitching
Bart: Good old pitching.
Bart: Nothing beats that.
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 26/09/2026
A screenshot of a viral video in which a woman being removed from a flight claims her row mate isn’t real
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 13/09/2026
I took a second run at this and took it further.
A screenshot of Balatro showing a score of 1.97e18
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 02/09/2026
This balatro seed is incredible: 47DJMIDP
A screenshot of the mobile game, Balatro. The score is shown as 3.972e14, a personal best for the poster.
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 26/07/2026
“Come on. Go shoot the crank. Let's wrap this up.”
Christopher Moltisanti in a Sopranos still, exhorting the lead singer of a band to consume drugs from which he has been sober, in order to generate energy for the recording session
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 04/07/2026
FWIW, the parent domain shows as suspended: corpuscollusion.net
A screenshot showing that the domain has been suspended due to a need to verify contact information
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 12/06/2026
Oh cool, more group chats I won't be a part of
Classic R Crumb comic, depicting a hunched man thinking to himself, "I  loathe every person I see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!" while beholding a normal-for-period man wearing a trucker hat and flannel while whistling down the street. A box with an arrow labeled "normal guy" points at the whistling man.
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 07/06/2026
Not sure how much I trust the “100% Organic” designation on my new lawnmower battery
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 06/05/2026
George HW Bush in the Simpsons, typing his memoirs as a shitposter, writing “And since I achieved all my goals as a critic in one post, there was no need for a second”
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 08/04/2026
Nobody has ever looked more like a president getting fired by the board of regents
A photograph of Jay O. Rothman, former president of the University of Wisconsin, pictured looking very much like a dude about to be - or just having been - fired.
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 19/01/2026
MAGA is truly an ignorance-pride movement. There are people that love this. He talks (and writes, insofar as they can write) like them. They feel they’ve been empowered to be blissfully unaware of their own ignorance. How could you not be proud, you're on equal footing with the president!
A letter from Donald Trump to Jonas Gahr Støre stating:

"Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good
and proper for the United States of America.
Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a "right of ownership" anyway? There are no written documents, it's only that a boat
landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now,
NATO should do something for the United States.
The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.
Thank you!
President DJT"
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 19/01/2026
Jason Bateman as MIchael Bluth from the sitcom Arrested Development, saying “her?” indicating his puzzlement at this son’s selection of dating partner.
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 23/10/2025
good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.so... • 8m
if you have an account where you largely screenshot other people's posts and post the screenshots instead of rting | just fundamentally do not respect you
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 13/10/2025
When your friend Howard gets too wound up
A road sign reading “Chilhowie”
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 11/09/2025
A screenshot of a news broadcast titled “Quote From Man Stabbed” that contains solely his quote “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 19/08/2025
Character Jo Bennett from The Office (US) saying “Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!”
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 08/08/2025
This version of Command & Conquer sucks ass
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 15/02/2025
So, uh, what’s stopping you, chief? There’s nothing - and has been nothing - in the way of you being a hero except your own sloth ans cowardice. Anyone who saves a life is as if he saved an entire world.
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 09/02/2025
How it’s going
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 09/02/2025
How it started
Two small dogs in front of a door
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joshuag @joshuag.com · 20/01/2025
And, we're out. I'm hoping that bluesky holds out longer from being an instrument of state control, but we'll see.
A screenshot showing the account deletion confirmation email for Instagram
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