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Ignatius J. Reilly

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
illustration, st-log, magazine (1989) archive.org/details/ST_L...
a woman with orange hair (hair tied), hand on chin/lips, wearing a funky dark red short sleeved top with spiky green and yellow creatures on it, green pants, red and white vertically striped socks, yellow converse-style shoes, is kneeling, using a mouse(?) or a one button controller to control a pixelated character that resembles herself on screen.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 29/09/2026
This is true. I remember McD’s or BK had a bacon sundae??
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 29/09/2026
A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.
nyti.ms
A Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police Say
The driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said.
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 28/09/2026
Not enough people are experiencing it right now! I played it for the first time a few years ago and it blew my mind
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 28/09/2026
Ok I might as well do one of these too
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/09/2026
Oh my god, it looks like a Russian bot forgot to pay their Claude bill but was still configured to reply to posts about Putin
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacobs by Marc Jacobs
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
disturbed by how much genuine nostalgia i have for this stupid thing
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my artist transition of what that weird skull wheelbarrow would look like with flesh on it. I made the head look like Conan O’Brien
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 21/09/2026
this is all I want in life
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 21/09/2026
throw ironwail on your taskbar, download some wads, and you’re set for years
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 20/09/2026
What is Kickassia?
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 20/09/2026
Awesome album. First CD I ever bought
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Media takes every opportunity to push subliminal fascist messages. You have to constantly be vigilant. In today's New York Times crossword, I found 92 swastikas.
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elite spam
An account called FORD TRUCKS asking “hey man have you ever wished to have a truck”
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/09/2026
lately
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 19/09/2026
This image is so fucking insane to me lmao not AI generated
Stavros Halkias on the Drew Barrymore show they're both in velour tracksuits and she's sitting close to him, eyes locked on, stroking his arm
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

MattyG

@meawoppl

Wife told me these wouldn't fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.
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There's no way somone actually found a practical use for the ideal packing of17
cubes
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 16/09/2026
They put a paywall on an obituary. Disgusting
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 16/09/2026
they’re less than half that on eBay
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Ignatius J. Reilly @jorto.org · 15/09/2026
It’s on 360 and PS3! And I believe it’s playable on current Xbox consoles!
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can those of you mad because you think trans whining on microblogs will depress support for dem politicians please imagine for one second how dem politicians spouting transphobia on enormous mainstream platforms depresses support for trans people
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A 1-SYLLABLE WORD FOR A GAMER
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A reminder that evangelical doctrine, up to and including the wildly popular Left Behind book series where the Democratic president essentially does exactly this, has for decades insisted this is how the antichrist will reveal himself.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?”
Douglas Yao
• @DouglasYaoDY •8h
This vial contains a new drug called
PAC-3310. It was designed by ChatGPT, and I synthesized it in a chemistry lab I built in my garage.
PAC-3310 is a new selective M4 muscarinic receptor agonist for treating schizophrenia - similar to the recent breakthrough drug
Cobenfry, but improved.
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